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Christopher Walken's dilemma: A question for all times...

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    MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    want to know whats going on?

    super man and lobo are captured by a crazy alien blah blah

    superman gets a solo room with a red-sun light, (so no powers for him, aha)

    lobo gets a greasemonkey pit, with weights and robo-hotties

    whenever lobo gets mad, the robo-hotties would gas him with mouth tubes, and to escape his cage, he grabs said tubes and ties them together. result? - asplosion.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have a job interview tomorrow, I had two last week and I've sent out another 5 resumes today, at least.

    I just don't mention it much, because fuck getting my hopes up anymore.

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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I have a job interview tomorrow, I had two last week and I've sent out another 5 resumes today, at least.

    I just don't mention it much, because fuck getting my hopes up anymore.

    what kind of job and for who...m?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    every time i see denmmurray's name in the corner of my eye on the index i go "oh, deni's posting"

    and then i look closer and i go "oh :("

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I have a job interview tomorrow, I had two last week and I've sent out another 5 resumes today, at least.

    I just don't mention it much, because fuck getting my hopes up anymore.

    Fuck jobs, let's invest in an art school and paint our own money.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I wish I could get paid for making jokes on the internet.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'll pay you.
    no I won't

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh no you had my hopes up so high until I clicked that spoiler.

    I was all "yes here we go, welcome to the big time."

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    that was such a good episode

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    oh no you had my hopes up so high until I clicked that spoiler.

    I was all "yes here we go, welcome to the big time."

    All I can say is if you had a nickel for everytime something funny you posted ran through my head
    You'd have enough to stuff in a sock and beat someone to death with it

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    to death, you say?

    That's gotta be at least 12 bucks in nickels.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    to death, you say?

    That's gotta be at least 12 bucks in nickels.

    You're a clever girl
    Like a velociraptor
    Only with words instead of foot claws

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    jordyn


    the modern woman

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    if you can fly you can accomplish a plethora of tasks that you could not normally and would become incredibly important

    if you have a tail you will be looked at oddly

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What if the tail is like really strong

    Like a tightly packed coil of metal cables you can whip around

    You could fuck shit up, kill a man with a single blow

    And use it like a third arm, picking stuff up and such

    What I'm saying is you should give the idea more respect, I mean Walken did choose it.

    Flying would be amazing though, you could get so many chicks.

    "Ok John well that was a nice date, good night." "Wait Mary, let me show you something." And then carry her into the air like Superman does to Lois

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think you could surprise a woman in different ways with a tail

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    I think you could surprise a woman in different ways with a tail

    This, more than anything in this thread, screams of furry.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No I don't really think it does

    I mean maybe you're imagining some dog tail shit

    But me, I'm thinking Godzilla

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Trying to slouch in your chair would be pretty uncomfortable with a tail.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You can impress women with tales too.

    Ducktales


    awoo oooh



    Every day

    Out there




    makin' Ducktales.

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I... I sing that theme song in the shower.


    (Also Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers and TMNT)

    edit: and if I'm going to 100% honest, Charles in Charge.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sometimes i sing trogdor in the shower

    sometimes

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't really sing in the shower.
    Sometimes I shake my junk up and down while drumming on my stomach
    and go
    "dunga dunga dunga dunga dunga dunga dunga"

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    i sing in the shower

    usually it's horribly dirty things like 'the good ship venus' and 'mandy goes to med school'

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    BUT HE WAS STILL


    TROGGGDOOORRRRR

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Trexy wrote: »
    I don't really sing in the shower.
    Sometimes I shake my junk up and down while drumming on my stomach
    and go
    "dunga dunga dunga dunga dunga dunga dunga"

    When I read this I got a mental image of that action and smiled, in a totally non-gay way.


    :|

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Anyone who hasn't done it at least once hasn't lived.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BUT HE WAS STILL


    TROGGGDOOORRRRR

    I imagining someone in the shower screaming that

    and it fills me with glee

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    man are you kidding i would fly and not have a tail

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Furu wrote: »
    Man, that wasn't flying, that was...hovering.

    Quickly.

    Levetation plus speed equals flight.

    If you intended that to be from Jackie Chan Adventures, then we are best friends.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Furu wrote: »
    Man, that wasn't flying, that was...hovering.

    Quickly.

    Levetation plus speed equals flight.

    If you intended that to be from Jackie Chan Adventures, then we are best friends.

    talismans.jpg

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Toro, Tohru

    Tohru, Toro

    Toro, Tohru

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Furu wrote: »
    Man, that wasn't flying, that was...hovering.

    Quickly.

    Levetation plus speed equals flight.

    If you intended that to be from Jackie Chan Adventures, then we are best friends.

    talismans.jpg

    Shendu2018.jpg

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    God I loved Jackie Chan adventures.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You have no idea. That was my thing from 8th grade to maybe tenth (whenever it ended).

    Anyway, when exactly did Walken say this thing about tail-wanting? Why was the question posed to him?

    Someone answer this, so we can go back to posting pictures of JCA.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I had that talisman pic as a sig and Uncle as an avatar for a while a couple years back.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ayyyyy-yaaaaa!

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think my favorite part of that show was the real Jackie answering letters from kids
    "Hey Jackie, did you ever get in fights at school?"
    "No, I went to a very strict Chinese school where I was beaten with canes daily."
    :|

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    "You are not what I expected, Agent Tag. Although your disguise as a buffoon was most convincing."
    "But I am not Agent Tag. I am Jackie Chan, a researcher."
    "Of course, if you were Agent Tag, you would deny it emphatically."
    "No. I would claim to be Agent Tag, assuming you would not believe me."
    "But I would anticipate your assumption that I would not believe you."
    "I would foresee your anticipating my assumption of your not believing."
    "But how could you predict I wouldn't expect your foreseeing my anticipation of your assuming my not believing? Ha! Answer me that."
    "Agh! I don't even know what you just said!"
    "Precisely what I expected you to say...Agent Tag."

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    I think my favorite part of that show was the real Jackie answering letters from kids
    "Hey Jackie, did you ever get in fights at school?"
    "No, I went to a very strict Chinese school where I was beaten with canes daily."
    :|
    Followed by an odd silence for several minutes. Muffled weeping.

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