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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet gets his hair cut at barber college, an brings in dot-matrix pictures of how he wants it to look

    the internet dropped out because "high school's a scam"

    the internet tries to get the numbers of myspace pornbots

  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited August 2007
    goodnight social entropy

    150cc wrote: »
    the internet drinks bud select because the commercial he saw showed a dude who had friends drinking it
  • OrestesOrestes Registered User
    edited August 2007
    The internet is..........
    ......
    ....
    ..
    Fat?

  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet went to the arcade and found a basketball game machine

    but it was a little kid one

    the internet held his arm out with the ball and moved it up and down through the hoop over and over again to get 100 tickets

    the internet used those tickets to buy plastic army men

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet is a gothic-emo-bisexual-masochist-furry who knows karate and will beat your FUCKING ASS if you start any shit or fucking look at him crossways. Seriously, he will wreck your shit.


    The internet commonly calls his fists Fat Man and Little Boy. The internet also feels that his intelligence is wasted on his peers, who are all "posers" or "retarded." The internet also has a vague hatred of black people, but is totally not racist.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet wanted to be a cop for the respect it would surely bring him, but he couldn't pass the physical fitness requirements. He tells people that he failed the psych exam, that he is too psycho to be a cop.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet likes to sit "third row, middle" at movies and will tell anyone who'll listen

    the internet thinks invisibility would be the best super power

    the internet is getting "spinners" put on his car, one at a time

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet often fantasizes about what kind of a party he would throw if he ever got enough friends that were of good enough character to bring home. Most of his friends are from work or people that he drinks with. Sometimes he has interesting conversations with the guys at CompUSA. One day he'd like to be friends with these people. They find him benignly creepy and needy. In his mind the decorations and food are all set. The conversations go as planned. The party would be fiesta themed, he decided.

  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    someone must compile these

    these things the internet has done
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  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is a vast computer network linking smaller computer networks worldwide and includes commercial, educational, governmental, and other networks, all of which use the same set of communications protocols

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet bought a boomerang online and tells people he went to australia

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet listens to music that no one has ever heard of nor really cares about

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    at the internet's fiesta party he would have a pinata

    the pinata would be designed to look like his estranged father

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet wakes up every morning hoping that he is dead. Briefly he entertains the idea that heaven has asbestos popcorn ceilings much like his own apartment.

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PI I think yours are pretty funny

    do you think mine are pretty funny

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet has a fiesta party everyday

    nobody comes, except the fat hookers

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet started liking a band he saw once at a show

    he went to the show with his mom

    the internet saw hootie and the blowfish

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet is a sophomore in college but hits on 14-year-olds

    it's cool because they're so physically and emotionally mature

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    at the internet's fiesta party he would have a pinata

    the pinata would be designed to look like his estranged father

    he has already bought this pinata, and hugs it to his chest while he sobs until his mom pounds on the floor with a broomstick because it's late and she's trying to sleep.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet tried to pick up a hooker once but found out it was a transvestite

    the internet figured he had spent $12 already so what the heck

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    if the internet doesnt like something, he tells everyone he HATES IT WITH THE FURY OF SEVENTEEN OGRISH (lol) WARLORDS FROM THE PLANET ZINFAR

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The revolution will be televised but the internet will be laying on the couch watching softcore Cinemax porn when it happens

    The internet kind of likes wrestling, but not really.

    The internet really hates it when people spell "Mêlée" without the special marks.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet picks up hookers and just takes them to the club with him

    the internet sometimes starts to masturbate but his mind wanders and he forgets what he's doing

    the internet thinks fantastic four was a great movie

  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet takes cold showers because his apartment lost its electricity

    but the landlord will not fix it until he pays his three months of back rent

    the internet uses a bar of soap for shampoo

  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the internet is a sophomore in college but hits on 14-year-olds

    it's cool because they're so physically and emotionally mature

    D:

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet is a juggalo, that has both female and male genitalia, and is constantly giving birth to children too mutated to be allowed to live.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    onefiddy I don't really h8 u

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Cunty wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the internet is a sophomore in college but hits on 14-year-olds

    it's cool because they're so physically and emotionally mature

    D:

    I wish this one wasn't based in reality

    all of my others have been

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet thinks he is going to start a five manboy band and tour the earth

    EDIT: it works better if you put man and boy together

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet killed Anna Nicole Smith

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet has a lot of Best Of albums

  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet thinks he is a celebrity when he walks into his favorite bar because everyone turns and looks

  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited August 2007
    the internet purchased Now Thats What I Call Music

    150cc wrote: »
    the internet drinks bud select because the commercial he saw showed a dude who had friends drinking it
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet steals money from his old-age pensioner mother's purse to buy weed, which he promises to young boys if they'll be in his little video.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Except those albums were skeeted upon.

    A homeless man then ate said albums to get paid four bucks.

    Which he spends on crack.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The internet's mom refused to go to a nursing home. A thing he could not afford. His father was indifferent to the plight of the Bloodsucker What Stole His Youth. Towards the end he couldn't stand to go to his mother's house. The cat piss and garbage and non-stop sound of basic cable television. She said she was fine and who was the internet to say otherwise. She died of a coronary walking back from her empty mail box.

    After probate, the internet got a raw deal on the house, but getting rid of the thing was worth more to him than to invest in it and make it into something worth selling. After recieving the check for the house in the mail, he felt that he had done this many hundreds of times before, but the thought was brief, being lost in the vault of his mind forever.

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet goes through dark and mysterious phases and lets his bangs grow out but cuts the rest of his hair cause he wants to show his angst but not get his hair all nappy

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet GIS's shock images


    wait

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet gets trophies made for things that sounds impressive to him

    BEST FOOTBALL RUNNER

    GOOD SPELLING

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the internet has the worst laugh in the world

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