I believe in the candy bar it is a thing

Skull Man

the internet gets his hair cut at barber college, an brings in dot-matrix pictures of how he wants it to look

the internet dropped out because "high school's a scam"

the internet tries to get the numbers of myspace pornbots

Riotcow

goodnight social entropy

Orestes

The internet is..........
......
....
..
Fat?

150cc

the internet went to the arcade and found a basketball game machine

but it was a little kid one

the internet held his arm out with the ball and moved it up and down through the hoop over and over again to get 100 tickets

the internet used those tickets to buy plastic army men

Metzger Meister

The internet is a gothic-emo-bisexual-masochist-furry who knows karate and will beat your FUCKING ASS if you start any shit or fucking look at him crossways. Seriously, he will wreck your shit.


The internet commonly calls his fists Fat Man and Little Boy. The internet also feels that his intelligence is wasted on his peers, who are all "posers" or "retarded." The internet also has a vague hatred of black people, but is totally not racist.

Fallout

the internet wanted to be a cop for the respect it would surely bring him, but he couldn't pass the physical fitness requirements. He tells people that he failed the psych exam, that he is too psycho to be a cop.

Skull Man

the internet likes to sit "third row, middle" at movies and will tell anyone who'll listen

the internet thinks invisibility would be the best super power

the internet is getting "spinners" put on his car, one at a time

Penguin Incarnate

The internet often fantasizes about what kind of a party he would throw if he ever got enough friends that were of good enough character to bring home. Most of his friends are from work or people that he drinks with. Sometimes he has interesting conversations with the guys at CompUSA. One day he'd like to be friends with these people. They find him benignly creepy and needy. In his mind the decorations and food are all set. The conversations go as planned. The party would be fiesta themed, he decided.

150cc

someone must compile these

these things the internet has done

Cunty

the internet is a vast computer network linking smaller computer networks worldwide and includes commercial, educational, governmental, and other networks, all of which use the same set of communications protocols

Skull Man

the internet bought a boomerang online and tells people he went to australia

tugga

the internet listens to music that no one has ever heard of nor really cares about

150cc

at the internet's fiesta party he would have a pinata

the pinata would be designed to look like his estranged father

Penguin Incarnate

The internet wakes up every morning hoping that he is dead. Briefly he entertains the idea that heaven has asbestos popcorn ceilings much like his own apartment.

Skull Man

PI I think yours are pretty funny

do you think mine are pretty funny

tugga

the internet has a fiesta party everyday

nobody comes, except the fat hookers

150cc

the internet started liking a band he saw once at a show

he went to the show with his mom

the internet saw hootie and the blowfish

Skull Man

the internet is a sophomore in college but hits on 14-year-olds

it's cool because they're so physically and emotionally mature

Metzger Meister

150cc wrote: »

at the internet's fiesta party he would have a pinata

the pinata would be designed to look like his estranged father

he has already bought this pinata, and hugs it to his chest while he sobs until his mom pounds on the floor with a broomstick because it's late and she's trying to sleep.

150cc

the internet tried to pick up a hooker once but found out it was a transvestite

the internet figured he had spent $12 already so what the heck

tugga

if the internet doesnt like something, he tells everyone he HATES IT WITH THE FURY OF SEVENTEEN OGRISH (lol) WARLORDS FROM THE PLANET ZINFAR

Fallout

The revolution will be televised but the internet will be laying on the couch watching softcore Cinemax porn when it happens

The internet kind of likes wrestling, but not really.

The internet really hates it when people spell "Mêlée" without the special marks.

Skull Man

the internet picks up hookers and just takes them to the club with him

the internet sometimes starts to masturbate but his mind wanders and he forgets what he's doing

the internet thinks fantastic four was a great movie

150cc

the internet takes cold showers because his apartment lost its electricity

but the landlord will not fix it until he pays his three months of back rent

the internet uses a bar of soap for shampoo

Cunty

Skull Man wrote: »

the internet is a sophomore in college but hits on 14-year-olds

it's cool because they're so physically and emotionally mature

D:

Metzger Meister

The internet is a juggalo, that has both female and male genitalia, and is constantly giving birth to children too mutated to be allowed to live.

Druhim

onefiddy I don't really h8 u

Skull Man

Cunty wrote: »

Skull Man wrote: »

the internet is a sophomore in college but hits on 14-year-olds

it's cool because they're so physically and emotionally mature

D:

I wish this one wasn't based in reality

all of my others have been

tugga

the internet thinks he is going to start a five manboy band and tour the earth

EDIT: it works better if you put man and boy together

Fallout

The internet killed Anna Nicole Smith

Skull Man

the internet has a lot of Best Of albums

150cc

the internet thinks he is a celebrity when he walks into his favorite bar because everyone turns and looks

Riotcow

the internet purchased Now Thats What I Call Music

Metzger Meister

The internet steals money from his old-age pensioner mother's purse to buy weed, which he promises to young boys if they'll be in his little video.

Anjin-San

Except those albums were skeeted upon.

A homeless man then ate said albums to get paid four bucks.

Which he spends on crack.

Penguin Incarnate

The internet's mom refused to go to a nursing home. A thing he could not afford. His father was indifferent to the plight of the Bloodsucker What Stole His Youth. Towards the end he couldn't stand to go to his mother's house. The cat piss and garbage and non-stop sound of basic cable television. She said she was fine and who was the internet to say otherwise. She died of a coronary walking back from her empty mail box.

After probate, the internet got a raw deal on the house, but getting rid of the thing was worth more to him than to invest in it and make it into something worth selling. After recieving the check for the house in the mail, he felt that he had done this many hundreds of times before, but the thought was brief, being lost in the vault of his mind forever.

tugga

the internet goes through dark and mysterious phases and lets his bangs grow out but cuts the rest of his hair cause he wants to show his angst but not get his hair all nappy

tugga

the internet GIS's shock images


wait

Skull Man

the internet gets trophies made for things that sounds impressive to him

BEST FOOTBALL RUNNER

GOOD SPELLING

tugga

the internet has the worst laugh in the world