I mean, the fact that it's god is pretty irrelevant. I mean everytime you sleep with a lady you have to decide whether it's worth it in case she is some kind of super crazy person.
The person in this case being god doesn't make this any more or less likely, I think.
I mean, the fact that it's god is pretty irrelevant. I mean everytime you sleep with a lady you have to decide whether it's worth it in case she is some kind of super crazy person.
The person in this case being god doesn't make this any more or less likely, I think.
except that that is the question
would you fuck god, or would you chicken out
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I mean, the fact that it's god is pretty irrelevant. I mean everytime you sleep with a lady you have to decide whether it's worth it in case she is some kind of super crazy person.
The person in this case being god doesn't make this any more or less likely, I think.
Well.... if you pleasure her enough, you could get her to do awesome stuff for you.
I mean, the fact that it's god is pretty irrelevant. I mean everytime you sleep with a lady you have to decide whether it's worth it in case she is some kind of super crazy person.
The person in this case being god doesn't make this any more or less likely, I think.
Well.... if you pleasure her enough, you could get her to do awesome stuff for you.
But I mean, it's god, and apparently god is a super hot lady, she's probably had more than a few decent lays in her time. Do you think you could be the best?
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
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I just don't really see why anyone wouldn't fuck God if there is not some sort of supernatural repercussion.
I mean, the fact that it's god is pretty irrelevant. I mean everytime you sleep with a lady you have to decide whether it's worth it in case she is some kind of super crazy person.
The person in this case being god doesn't make this any more or less likely, I think.
Well.... if you pleasure her enough, you could get her to do awesome stuff for you.
But I mean, it's god, and apparently god is a super hot lady, she's probably had more than a few decent lays in her time. Do you think you could be the best?
It's my mother-fucking birthday. I can do anything I want to.
i like how wiggin and quetzi are arguing about sex like they've actually had it
but as usual quetzi is actually being pretty reasonable about it while wiggin thinks sex is the end all be all of existence
sex can't be all that good wiggin
it led to you
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i like how wiggin and quetzi are arguing about sex like they've actually had it
but as usual quetzi is actually being pretty reasonable about it while wiggin thinks sex is the end all be all of existence
sex can't be all that good wiggin
it led to you
i like how wiggin and quetzi are arguing about sex like they've actually had it
but as usual quetzi is actually being pretty reasonable about it while wiggin thinks sex is the end all be all of existence
sex can't be all that good wiggin
it led to you
i like how wiggin and quetzi are arguing about sex like they've actually had it
but as usual quetzi is actually being pretty reasonable about it while wiggin thinks sex is the end all be all of existence
sex can't be all that good wiggin
it led to you
Faustus - The protagonist. Faustus is a brilliant sixteenth-century scholar from Wittenberg, Germany, whose ambition for knowledge, wealth, and worldly might makes him willing to pay the ultimate price—his soul—to Lucifer in exchange for supernatural powers. Faustus’s initial tragic grandeur is diminished by the fact that he never seems completely sure of the decision to forfeit his soul and constantly wavers about whether or not to repent. His ambition is admirable and initially awesome, yet he ultimately lacks a certain inner strength. He is unable to embrace his dark path wholeheartedly but is also unwilling to admit his mistake.
Faustus - The protagonist. Faustus is a brilliant sixteenth-century scholar from Wittenberg, Germany, whose ambition for knowledge, wealth, and worldly might makes him willing to pay the ultimate price—his soul—to Lucifer in exchange for supernatural powers. Faustus’s initial tragic grandeur is diminished by the fact that he never seems completely sure of the decision to forfeit his soul and constantly wavers about whether or not to repent. His ambition is admirable and initially awesome, yet he ultimately lacks a certain inner strength. He is unable to embrace his dark path wholeheartedly but is also unwilling to admit his mistake.
Yup...
That's me to a 'T' alright...
Man, what?
I just saw a wall of text and my brain kinda shut off.
Faustus - The protagonist. Faustus is a brilliant sixteenth-century scholar from Wittenberg, Germany, whose ambition for knowledge, wealth, and worldly might makes him willing to pay the ultimate price—his soul—to Lucifer in exchange for supernatural powers. Faustus’s initial tragic grandeur is diminished by the fact that he never seems completely sure of the decision to forfeit his soul and constantly wavers about whether or not to repent. His ambition is admirable and initially awesome, yet he ultimately lacks a certain inner strength. He is unable to embrace his dark path wholeheartedly but is also unwilling to admit his mistake.
Yup...
That's me to a 'T' alright...
Man, what?
I just saw a wall of text and my brain kinda shut off.
Faustus - The protagonist. Faustus is a brilliant sixteenth-century scholar from Wittenberg, Germany, whose ambition for knowledge, wealth, and worldly might makes him willing to pay the ultimate price—his soul—to Lucifer in exchange for supernatural powers. Faustus’s initial tragic grandeur is diminished by the fact that he never seems completely sure of the decision to forfeit his soul and constantly wavers about whether or not to repent. His ambition is admirable and initially awesome, yet he ultimately lacks a certain inner strength. He is unable to embrace his dark path wholeheartedly but is also unwilling to admit his mistake.
Yup...
That's me to a 'T' alright...
Man, what?
I just saw a wall of text and my brain kinda shut off.
I was rollin' around, in my mind it occurred
What if God was a her?
Would I treat her the same? Would I still be runnin' game on her?
In what type of ways would I want her?
Would I want her for her mind or her heavenly body?
Couldn't be out gettin' bogus with someone so godly
If I was wit' her would I still be wantin' my ex?
The lies, the greed, the weed, the sex
Wouldn't be ashamed to give her part of my check
Wearin' her cross, I mean the heart on my neck
Her I would reflect on the streets of the Chi'
Ride wit' her, 'cause I know for me she'd die
Through good and bad call on her like I'm chirpin' her
Couldn't be jealous 'cause other brothers worship her
Walk this earth for her, glory, I'm grateful
To be in her presence I try to stay faithful
You know, if this God-woman-thing was benevolent enough to let a human fuck her, even if she kills you afterwards, I think that implies that there is a heaven, and Heaven consists of doing whatever you want/worshiping the Almighty.
I think both of those options leads up to Heavenly God Sex, without the unpleasant aftertaste of death to get in the way.
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT TODAY.
The person in this case being god doesn't make this any more or less likely, I think.
except that that is the question
would you fuck god, or would you chicken out
i KNEW you would steal this and post it first.
jerk.
Our cheesecake-off is so ON.
yeah, sure
Well.... if you pleasure her enough, you could get her to do awesome stuff for you.
that is like
if you could have cake, and eat it too, would you?
of course i would dammit what are you retarded go kill yourself
all tehehe noooo
But I mean, it's god, and apparently god is a super hot lady, she's probably had more than a few decent lays in her time. Do you think you could be the best?
It's my mother-fucking birthday. I can do anything I want to.
that's the point
there might be
you have no idea
so would you fuck your sexual ideal if literally anything could happen as a result
Like, can I walk on water or turn water to wine or turn wine to water?
That last one is just something I'd use to piss people off.
See you need to clarify these things. And no, probably not.
but as usual quetzi is actually being pretty reasonable about it while wiggin thinks sex is the end all be all of existence
sex can't be all that good wiggin
it led to you
"what the fuck i paid 15 dollars for this bottle"
also you are kind of like faustus
Thanks man. Also, sickburn.
What is faustus?
i mean dude come on
I thought it was implied
this is christian god
sometimes he brings you back from the dead and you catch a fish full of money
sometimes your ass is mauled by bears and the devil is in some pigs
christian god will ruin your shit
On God? Are we still talking about fucking God?
WTF?!?
Yup...
That's me to a 'T' alright...
Man, what?
I just saw a wall of text and my brain kinda shut off.
Dude, that is hardly a wall of text.
Maybe a shrubbery of text.
Maybe a hedgerow of text.
But that is in no way a wall.
Man, hedgerow as it may be. All I saw was
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And then some.
I'm lazy and don't like reading things that closely spaced together.
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What if God was a her?
Would I treat her the same? Would I still be runnin' game on her?
In what type of ways would I want her?
Would I want her for her mind or her heavenly body?
Couldn't be out gettin' bogus with someone so godly
If I was wit' her would I still be wantin' my ex?
The lies, the greed, the weed, the sex
Wouldn't be ashamed to give her part of my check
Wearin' her cross, I mean the heart on my neck
Her I would reflect on the streets of the Chi'
Ride wit' her, 'cause I know for me she'd die
Through good and bad call on her like I'm chirpin' her
Couldn't be jealous 'cause other brothers worship her
Walk this earth for her, glory, I'm grateful
To be in her presence I try to stay faithful
I think both of those options leads up to Heavenly God Sex, without the unpleasant aftertaste of death to get in the way.
Your move, pro-lifers.