Great moments in Ejaculation

Label

It came and then it was all over.

Anjin-San

You fucking fail worse than Zoolander.

Jasconius

guys remember when I used to make threads


would that be better than this

Jordyn

Hey Zoolander do you shoot or dribble?

Zoolander

shoot

in your eye

PotU

I thinking of posting the picture of me fistfucking my mouth...

The Geebs That Is A Pony

oh I get it

Green

ChicoBlue

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

THAT'S AMORE.

Label

I'm sorry you didn't get anything out of it. I enjoyed it though.

Oden

voted one

CJTheran

This is a poor spoof thread.

Raneados

what the fuck is this thread even about?

I mean I make pretty shitty threads but woof this one's up there

HadjiQuest

I can't anymore.

Don't really know why.

babyeatingjesus

see I was going to make a thread with this title but tell the story of my first blowjob.

Then someone could have said "I remember my first blowjob. <enterenterenterenter> took a week to get the taste out of my mouth" and we all could have had a laugh.

Now that is ruined forever.

Worst forumer ever.

Jasconius

does it really matter what any thread is about

they all get derailed

it's like

entropy

MKR

This is a terrible thread.

Like Riotcow when he's sober.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

see I was going to make a thread with this title but tell the story of my first blowjob.

Then someone could have said "I remember my first blowjob. <enterenterenterenter> took a week to get the taste out of my mouth" and we all could have had a laugh.

Now that is ruined forever.

Worst forumer ever.

probably wouldn't be very good either but okay

Jordyn

Ok someone make Great Moments in Evacuation.

And Great Moments in Emancipation

And uh, lemme grab my dictionary...

Great Moments in Elevation

Ellimination

Elongation

Exploitation

Oden

happenstance and ribadilry





or however it was spelt

Jazz Samurai

I am glad this thread happened.

Not really.

Lord Dave

vidi, vici, veni

AHH!

One time I was jerking off and my penis fell off and I became as blind as a bat

MKR

Great moments in terrible.

Tossrock

Oden

arrow to the right featuring catsby

MKR

The crappy scanlines ruin it.

Lord Dave

man that panda is shocked

Tossrock

MKR wrote: »

The crappy scanlines ruin it.

I'll ruin you, you son of a bitch

HadjiQuest

Seriously guys, she was kinda rough with the foreplay, and I think I'm broken now.

I should probably go see a doctor, but I have no money.

Lord Dave

did you guys get that joke I did back there?

it was in latin

Zoolander

Lord Dave wrote: »

vidi, vici, veni

hehehe

The Geebs That Is A Pony

Oden wrote: »

happenstance and ribadilry





or however it was spelt

I found a PM from the H&R era

Tossrock

it means I saw, I conquered, I came

haha sex

Lord Dave

Zoolander wrote: »

Lord Dave wrote: »

vidi, vici, veni

hehehe

I wish I was a douchebag so I could use that incredibly clever joke in context

Uriel

Someone post that one porn sound clip. You know, the "dropping loads" one.

Filler Inc.

This thread is like a nice big cumshot in your eye.

It stings and it stings but it wont go away until you wash it out with some water.

Tossrock

http://www.radianthorizon.net/stuff/PA/soundbytes/droppinloads.mp3

I don't know why I'm doing something Uriel suggested, but damned if it isn't the best fucking soundbyte ever




double entendre lolo

Meissnerd

Great moments in suckin' dick

polishin' knobs

blowin' the flesh whistle

Anjin-San

Slapping the vein totem.

IpseDixit

Greasin up the one eyed purple trouser snake.