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moving to denmark for four months, what to bring

lunarislunaris Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
so i'm living in denmark for four months and i have no idea what to bring over.

my list so far

1) tuberculosis
2) drugs taped to my balls

tips, SE?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Krispy Kremes.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    who cares? As long as you're leaving, I'm happy.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    C4 high explosive formed into a phallus and jammed up your asshole.

    Take that homeland security. The asshole bomb will be a bigger inconvenience then the shoe bomb or liquid bombs scares.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think you can just get the drugs when you get there.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    denmark?

    bring a gun and a bullet

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh man.

    Turn back now.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    silly denmark thinks they have a claim on the north pole. ha!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    denmark?

    bring a gun and a bullet

    And ear poison. He'll be king in a week.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bring some bitches

    some fine ass honeys

    know what I'm saying? ladies

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Grab a confederate flag on your way out.

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    denmark?

    bring a gun and a bullet

    And ear poison. He'll be king in a week.

    Oh god damn you. I was going to make a Hamlet joke.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    bring some bitches

    some fine ass honeys

    know what I'm saying? ladies
    you mean, like, women? females?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    was day bitches there?

    was day fine bitches?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Your sense of adventure!

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    haha

    ear poison

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    something rotten

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    I thought Shakespeare was ear poison.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    denmark?

    bring a gun and a bullet

    And ear poison. He'll be king in a week.

    Oh god damn you. I was going to make a Hamlet joke.

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
    A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
    The graves stood tenantless, and the sheeted dead
    Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets.
    [/FONT]

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Listen to me closely, this is important -- bring all the motherfucking sunlight you can fit in your bags.

    All of it.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In Denmark, Danishes are called Vienna Bread! Isn't zat vieerrd!?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    denmark?

    bring a gun and a bullet

    And ear poison. He'll be king in a week.

    Oh god damn you. I was going to make a Hamlet joke.

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
    A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
    The graves stood tenantless, and the sheeted dead
    Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets.
    [/FONT]

    Great.

    Now it's eye poison, too.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    In Denmark, Danishes are called Vienna Bread! Isn't zat vieerrd!?

    What do they call a Big Mac?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    something rotten

    well played

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    when i think of ways of discreetly knocking off a royal figure, ear poison never comes to mind

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    bring some bitches

    some fine ass honeys

    know what I'm saying? ladies
    you mean, like, women? females?

    hell and damn yes

    the party's at where the ladies at

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    bring some bitches

    some fine ass honeys

    know what I'm saying? ladies
    Nah man, Danish women are aight.



    PS to the OP -- "pik" means penis and "bolle" means fuck.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, it's hot as sin today

    Anyone want to go swimming?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    damn it, teig

    stop using words like "aight"

    that is not okay

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    lunarislunaris Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have to bring hydrogen peroxide (contact solution). Does that make me a trrerrist

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    bring some bitches

    some fine ass honeys

    know what I'm saying? ladies
    Nah man, Danish women are aight.



    PS to the OP -- "pik" means penis and "bolle" means fuck.

    motherfucker it is always better to have more ladies

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    lunarislunaris Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also, how can i take pik and bolle and make a compound insult? calling my host family penis fuckers seems the best way to enforce my americanism.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    damn it, teig

    stop using words like "aight"

    that is not okay
    Sorry -- I don't take linguistic advice from people who can't even spell my name.

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    NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Listen to me closely, this is important -- bring all the motherfucking sunlight you can fit in your bags.

    All of it.

    We actually have a decent amount of the stuff right now, perhaps even too much according to some (including me, I prefer rainy or grey days).

    What you really need to bring is the abillity to drink a decent amount of alchohol, nothing worse then foreigners that cant keep up or fall asleep before you are even leaving the first bar.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    how about this then

    teeeeeeeeeeeeeg

    sorry I can't spell made-up words perfect every time

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    make sure to shit in their sinks and say thats how its done in america

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    also make sure to call them foreigners. to their faces

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    how about this then

    teeeeeeeeeeeeeg

    sorry I can't spell made-up words perfect every time
    hahaha

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hand out naked pictures of yourself to everyone you meet

    say "In America, there are no secrets"

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    In Denmark, Danishes are called Vienna Bread! Isn't zat vieerrd!?

    What do they call a Big Mac?

    Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

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    NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lunaris wrote: »
    Also, how can i take pik and bolle and make a compound insult? calling my host family penis fuckers seems the best way to enforce my americanism.

    Just insult them in english, those kinds of insults are usually done in English even by danish people to other danish people.

    Alternativily you can use knep or kneppe, which is the more insulting version of fuck but making a good insult with that can take a certain situational awareness due to the nature of the language.

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