There's a contact on my phone that's just labeled "Don't Pick Up".
I had a girl keep calling me late at night with crazy garbage months after we'd broken up and was sick of it, so I set it so that when she rang, it played the freak out hunt music from Planet of the Apes.
There's a contact on my phone that's just labeled "Don't Pick Up".
I had a girl keep calling me late at night with crazy garbage months after we'd broken up and was sick of it, so I set it so that when she rang, it played the freak out hunt music from Planet of the Apes.
I have a "Who?" and a "Fuck off" on mine.
Just so I know not to answer.
Since saying those respective things to the people multiple times didn't clue them in to leave me alone, that is!
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When we first moved here, we had requested an unlisted number, and instead got a number that belonged to an out-of-business car rental shop.
We would be getting 10+ calls a day, all from people wanting to rent a car, and for reasons unknown to me, we were called by people living in Texas. We eventually got it changed, but before then my bro would like to act like a salesman and say stuff like, "Sure, we've got lots and lots of Pintos!"
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edited August 2007
Okay guys I am trying to figure out how tall a storm trooper is, so I can express height solely in comparison to a storm trooper. Because they're all clones and all that. Anyways, I first decided that the best place to look would be to check how tall Boba Fett was, seeing as he was one of the clones too. Well the actor who played him at least was 6'1"
So I'm thinking, alright, that's cool, I'm a little short for a storm trooper. I can live with that. But then, on a whim, I decide to look up Jango Fett. And the dude who played Jango was only 5'7", which would mean that I'm a little tall for a storm trooper.
God I'm so confused.
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edited August 2007
Quetzi I think clone troopers are clones but storm troopers are not?
I am hereby starting an intricate plan to take over the earth, for the sole purpose of redoing everyone's measurement systems.
The basis of length measurement will now be Kevin Sorbos. Like "That guy is a Keven Sorbo tall", or "This banana is one eighth of a Kevin Sorbo." The abbreviated version of this will be KVs.
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edited August 2007
I am pretty sure it should be based on imperial storm troopers, despite the 6" range of heights possible for them.
There's a contact on my phone that's just labeled "Don't Pick Up".
I have that too
Ironically enough, it's TFS' number
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edited August 2007
Mark Hamill is 5'9". Hmm. I guess we will go with the Boba Fett height.
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edited August 2007
oh jesus when I was in college, this group of marxists somehow got my phone number and used to call me about marxism all the time
eventually I put them in my phone as 'motherfucking marxists' and forgot about them, and then like six months later, after I'd dropped out of school, I got a call from some motherfucking marxists and for a brief moment I experienced what can only be described as pure terror
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Butt jokes.
I had a girl keep calling me late at night with crazy garbage months after we'd broken up and was sick of it, so I set it so that when she rang, it played the freak out hunt music from Planet of the Apes.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I watched this video on YouTube on how to do it once
They were all pretty computer stupid.
I've never gotten it or given it out, but if any friends ask me to call girls over ill hit it up and give it to 'em.
And I used to have the number to some escort service, but they never pick up.
I have a "Who?" and a "Fuck off" on mine.
Just so I know not to answer.
Since saying those respective things to the people multiple times didn't clue them in to leave me alone, that is!
you called me at work, and I was like 'who the fuck is this'
and then you called me again and I had to send you a text message saying 'I'M ON MY BIKE AND I ALMOST DIED SO YOU COULD PLAY ME BEN FOLDS'
I never answered it.
man, and i wrote to you every day too
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Holy fuck neville, that's an...interesting avatar/sig.
We would be getting 10+ calls a day, all from people wanting to rent a car, and for reasons unknown to me, we were called by people living in Texas. We eventually got it changed, but before then my bro would like to act like a salesman and say stuff like, "Sure, we've got lots and lots of Pintos!"
So I'm thinking, alright, that's cool, I'm a little short for a storm trooper. I can live with that. But then, on a whim, I decide to look up Jango Fett. And the dude who played Jango was only 5'7", which would mean that I'm a little tall for a storm trooper.
God I'm so confused.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I thought clone troopers got turned into storm troopers to be more faceless/fashionable.
The basis of length measurement will now be Kevin Sorbos. Like "That guy is a Keven Sorbo tall", or "This banana is one eighth of a Kevin Sorbo." The abbreviated version of this will be KVs.
I have that too
Ironically enough, it's TFS' number
eventually I put them in my phone as 'motherfucking marxists' and forgot about them, and then like six months later, after I'd dropped out of school, I got a call from some motherfucking marxists and for a brief moment I experienced what can only be described as pure terror
no remember when i texted you and your mom had your phone and she called me back and demanded to know who i was?
yeah that was so fun i decided to relabel your entry in my phone
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.