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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited August 2007
    walnutmon wrote: »
    I want to beat women.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The next time I don't know how to spell a word I'll add an addendum in parenthesis saying that it was on purpose.

    Its failsafe unless I somehow manage to spell it right without meaning to. Then it'll make me look twice as dumb.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i can't stop giggling

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    but seriously folks

    who doesn't want to beat women? i myself can't stop

    they say you can just beat one and you'll be fine but sometimes i get the craving

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't think anyone is getting angry about it, dude.

    Looks like the past couple hours for you have been a waste.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i can't stop giggling

    I'm going to pretend this is in reponse to my post, because it makes me feel super happy.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you ever beat a random woman without even seeing her?

    sometimes i like to go to clothing stores, and then when a woman is in the change room, i punch her, through the cloth.

    The next day i like to come back and see if anyone comes in with a black eye, and wonder if it's them.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sweet valencia oranges

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited August 2007
    i think my sig is the best guys

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No no, walnutmon accidentally hit the "post reply" button too early, what he meant was:
    walnutmon wrote:
    I want to beat women at Mario Strikers on the Wii.

    The Genius of the Daleks

    Latest upload: Chapter Five on 13th of March, 2014
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you ever beat a random woman without even seeing her?

    sometimes i like to go to clothing stores, and then when a woman is in the change room, i punch her, through the cloth.

    The next day i like to come back and see if anyone comes in with a black eye, and wonder if it's them.

    i like to do that at the photo booth

    sometimes it's not a woman and i get super sad

    but 80% chance it's a woman

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    you ever beat a random woman without even seeing her?

    sometimes i like to go to clothing stores, and then when a woman is in the change room, i punch her, through the cloth.

    The next day i like to come back and see if anyone comes in with a black eye, and wonder if it's them.

    i like to do that at the photo booth

    sometimes it's not a woman and i get super sad

    but 80% chance it's a woman

    oh shit, you could steal the photos and have a keep sake of the beating

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey guys. Terrible joke time.




    Why are women the ones who get pregnant, and not the men?
    Spoiler:

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey guys. Terrible joke time.




    Why are women the ones who get pregnant, and not the men?
    Spoiler:

    isn't that pretty much what the bible says?

    Spoiler:
  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I don't want to fight.

    I want to love.

    Because it feels better to love.

    I don't know what I'm doing.
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This thread isn't as entertaining as it possibly could be.

    Someone PM The Cat about it.

    The Genius of the Daleks

    Latest upload: Chapter Five on 13th of March, 2014
  • HozHoz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If men were the ones getting pregnant then the women would beat the men.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey Zonky that's a pretty funny sig you got there.

  • walnutmonwalnutmon Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Urian wrote: »
    See, walnut the problem is you're consciously admitting you would do it. We are not supposed to ever advocate doing it, ever. It's never ok. We have layers of mental protection against ourselves from losing control, some have less layers than others, some break very easily. Everyone breaks eventually, though- be it after years of abuse from a wife (keep in mind that a woman can abuse a man in a relationship in many different ways), a single situation of extreme agony and pain, things like that.

    The point is you must have discipline and morals. If you feel it is ever OK for you to hurt them, you shouldn't be with them. Just because you know human emotion allows for it to happen, doesn't mean YOU should- you have to fight that urge, not withdraw to it.

    Is it ok that I don't belive in the mythical concept of "morals"? Is that ok with all of you? I also don't think "terrorists", as personified by us as muslim fundamentalists, are "evil". How about that? Does that offend people here? I don't belive in God or heaven, I belive in humans as a species, and that our brain works in a certain way. If you choose to deny it on an anonymous web forum, fine. I really don't care. None of that is important because there is no "right" and "wrong", we can only live in a way that makes sense and do as much as we can to not fuck someone elses life up. I think that it is bad when a guy beats his wife. I think it's bad when she cheats on her guy who has loved her his whole life. I think it is bad to throw a granade in a hole with a bunch of people in it. I think it is bad to be in a hole with a bunch of people who want to kill people who are different. I just don't deny the fact that I am human, and my brain works in a way that every other humans does.

    Except I am smarter, and have more morals... of course.

    xbox: jmbizzo | ps3: walnutmon | steam: walnutmon | SC2: walnutmon.591
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Butler wrote: »
    This thread isn't as entertaining as it possibly could be.

    Someone PM The Cat about it.

    where's Leli and Vix when you need them?

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    you ever beat a random woman without even seeing her?

    sometimes i like to go to clothing stores, and then when a woman is in the change room, i punch her, through the cloth.

    The next day i like to come back and see if anyone comes in with a black eye, and wonder if it's them.

    i like to do that at the photo booth

    sometimes it's not a woman and i get super sad

    but 80% chance it's a woman

    oh shit, you could steal the photos and have a keep sake of the beating

    just keep a scrapbook of random female beatings on your coffee table

    "oh this one is great this is the time i invited a lady over and she left after seeing my beatings scrapbook. somehow she managed to break her arm trying to stop my punches but you know what i always say take your beating like a woman."

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what

    [€dit]this thread moves too fast for its own good

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  • HozHoz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Morals killed Grendel.

  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    This thread isn't as entertaining as it possibly could be.

    Someone PM The Cat about it.

    where's Leli and Vix when you need them?

    crumpled on the floor of the photo booth?

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    you ever beat a random woman without even seeing her?

    sometimes i like to go to clothing stores, and then when a woman is in the change room, i punch her, through the cloth.

    The next day i like to come back and see if anyone comes in with a black eye, and wonder if it's them.

    i like to do that at the photo booth

    sometimes it's not a woman and i get super sad

    but 80% chance it's a woman

    oh shit, you could steal the photos and have a keep sake of the beating

    just keep a scrapbook of random female beatings on your coffee table

    "oh this one is great this is the time i invited a lady over and she left after seeing my beatings scrapbook. somehow she managed to break her arm trying to stop my punches but you know what i always say take your beating like a woman."

    oh hey there

    perhaps you've noticed my coffee table scrapbook

    you can't leave

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've always thought of moral relativism as a pretty big copout

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  • walnutmonwalnutmon Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Butler wrote: »
    No no, walnutmon accidentally hit the "post reply" button too early, what he meant was:
    walnutmon wrote:
    I want to beat women at Mario Strikers on the Wii.

    I wish... I can't beat anyone at mario strikers on the Wii.

    xbox: jmbizzo | ps3: walnutmon | steam: walnutmon | SC2: walnutmon.591
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Honestly, The Cat is one of the people that I have a terrible time debating because I tend to agree with a lot of what she says, and because of that I kinda fawn over her a bit.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fuck zonkey new sig time

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    I've always thought of moral relativism as a pretty big copout

    Yeah, it pretty much is.

  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    a cat is fine too

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  • HozHoz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    I've always thought of moral relativism as a pretty big copout

    Yeah, it pretty much is.
    For treating other people like shit.

  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    fuck zonkey new sig time

    i just want to keep adding to it

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Honestly, The Cat is one of the people that I have a terrible time debating because I tend to agree with a lot of what she says, and because of that I kinda fawn over her a bit.

    I just noticed your sig

    That is hilarious

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    a cat is fine too

    I know seriously. Secret e-crush heart heart.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    walnutmon wrote:
    Except I am smarter
    walnutmon wrote:
    By the way, I got jailed for posting about an emulator I use, because I didn't think that was bad.
    walnutmon wrote:
    and have more morals.
    walnutmon wrote:
    I want to beat women.

    The Genius of the Daleks

    Latest upload: Chapter Five on 13th of March, 2014
  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    walnutmon wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    See, walnut the problem is you're consciously admitting you would do it. We are not supposed to ever advocate doing it, ever. It's never ok. We have layers of mental protection against ourselves from losing control, some have less layers than others, some break very easily. Everyone breaks eventually, though- be it after years of abuse from a wife (keep in mind that a woman can abuse a man in a relationship in many different ways), a single situation of extreme agony and pain, things like that.

    The point is you must have discipline and morals. If you feel it is ever OK for you to hurt them, you shouldn't be with them. Just because you know human emotion allows for it to happen, doesn't mean YOU should- you have to fight that urge, not withdraw to it.

    Is it ok that I don't belive in the mythical concept of "morals"? Is that ok with all of you? I also don't think "terrorists", as personified by us as muslim fundamentalists, are "evil". How about that? Does that offend people here? I don't belive in God or heaven, I belive in humans as a species, and that our brain works in a certain way. If you choose to deny it on an anonymous web forum, fine. I really don't care. None of that is important because there is no "right" and "wrong", we can only live in a way that makes sense and do as much as we can to not fuck someone elses life up. I think that it is bad when a guy beats his wife. I think it's bad when she cheats on her guy who has loved her his whole life. I think it is bad to throw a granade in a hole with a bunch of people in it. I think it is bad to be in a hole with a bunch of people who want to kill people who are different. I just don't deny the fact that I am human, and my brain works in a way that every other humans does.

    Except I am smarter, and have more morals... of course.

    That's a selfish attitude. If nobody had morals or discipline, if nobody restricted their basic core emotions while still being aware of them, we would have chaos. Nothing would get done. We have to find inner peace, coexist in society, and not give in to the darker aspects of human nature.

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    Honestly, The Cat is one of the people that I have a terrible time debating because I tend to agree with a lot of what she says, and because of that I kinda fawn over her a bit.

    I just noticed your sig

    That is hilarious

    I had to wait a good five minutes before I could make that sig because every time I re-read that particular post I just kept laughing hysterically.

    Edit: Also, it was a pretty great thread.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hoz wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I've always thought of moral relativism as a pretty big copout
    Yeah, it pretty much is.
    For treating other people like shit.

    And simultaneously patting yourself on the back for being so much smarter than everyone else in the world who thinks some things are right and some things are wrong.

  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This would be funnier if I didn't think you were being serious

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