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Our friends turtle Speedy didnt get out though, too small.
That's not to say that you'll NEVER say it.
Like maybe on a day where your girlfriend is talking too much.
Or she'll get her period despite your warnings.
Hahahahaha.
I was a tad drunk at the time.
My cat loves the outdoors, but is unarmed. Unfortunately my parents declawed her when she was a kitten. But fuck, can she punch hard. She regularly whipped my dog into shape when he was a puppy, and only struggles now because there is now another puppy to fend off.
I always get scared and grab my bat when I hear her outside though, thinking she's in trouble. She's a sweet cat and I've had her for about 9 years, and if I see something attacking her be it some dipshit kid with a lighter or a raccoon I will probably want its head caved in. She's always fine, luckily.
I'm also protective of my dog, though I would imagine he doesn't need it usually, being a well-built Australian Shepherd. The one time though, my little cousin, around 10 or 11, is slapping him in the face and he's just looking at her with this hurt, angry expression in his eyes. I walk up to her and I'm like "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" and grab her wrist. I've gotten in shit for dealing with her before because she is a spoiled little monster by her aunt, and I loathe the both of them. "I'm hitting him so he bites me so that he gets put down." I twisted a little.
I am surprised I did not punch her in the head.
My uncle at least understands she's a spoiled bitch to some degree, but she's his daughter. I just wish he would straighten her out.
had I pulled that kind of shit, or really, had any child pulled that shit around ANY of my family, they would have had the shit beaten out of them.
Thats a pretty serious offense. She would have had split lips and a bright red ass.
Trunk Club
She needs the devil beaten out of her.
It's 5 in the morning, and I couldn't sleep because it's 90 degrees in my apartment.
It's been like this for a week.
So here I am typing this up, sweating, wearing only boxers.
Now, heres why I'm really typing this;
I've lived a week in this 90 degree apartment with only a fan to keep me cool, which it does a terrible job of, and tonite, I finally realize I've got a circuit breaker in my room, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, the circuit for the AC had been turned to the off position.
Sure enough, it had.
Had I fucking looked there earlier I could have ended this pinpoint heatwave and lived comfortably for the last week.
My god, that was so stupid, it was sad.
son... I think you may have a case of the retardation
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It's probably full blown by now.
I've been wandering around my aparment holding my hand to every vent laughing like a goddamn fool, and it's 5 in the morning.
This made me way too happy.
Yeah, I just did that while giving one of my vents a prolonged high five.
I think I'm gonna go to bed again.
any major dude will tell you
I have to search around the intarnetz for something good to jack off to, and that can take an hour or more.
Quoted for truth.
TWITTER TWATS
thats how they dealt with insubordinate little girls back in my day
Scissor me timbers