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Terribly Sad Stories

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    Cunty wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Cunty wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I know I jerked it about an hour ago, but I don't remember what I came to.

    This is a common occurrence for me.

    1.5 months without so far

    not at all? not even letting your big gay boyfriend fuck your ass while you wear a wig and pumps?

    it makes me sad that your location probably is not referring to the band

    i like that band

    what're your favorite songs?

    mine're Ebola in Memphis and The Quiet Screaming

    ebola probably but i've been listening to the original ETID song more

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User
    I'm the daughter of a veterinarian, so we always have old decrepit pets hobbling around, just waiting to meet their maker.
    The one death that will always stick in my mind though, is Kayla.
    I was 4 years old when we got this dog, and I remember the day clearly.
    She was a Boxer, a year old, and absolutely bonkers. She was the liveliest dog we had ever had, and we stuck together like glue. Flash forward 4 years, and I wander into the livingroom, after playing ball with Kayla. Everyone's talking in hushed voices, and I can tell something's not right.
    I looked on the floor.
    My dad was there with his stethoscope and a toolbox trying to resucitate my dog.
    She collapsed from a heart attack right there.



    Guilts me to this day.


    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • CuntyCunty Registered User
    t zephyr

    i actually prefer the logic of crocodiles FAR above any other ETID song

    the lyrics are solid, hella solid

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I was expecting Ebola in Memphis to be a clever Walking in Memphis remix.

    I am disappointed.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Well, too bad.

    These cookies are only for people who have jerked it within the past 24 hours.

    :|:|:|

    Don't look at me like that, Stale.



    I SAID DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!

    :|:|:|
    :|:|:|

  • CuntyCunty Registered User
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I was expecting Ebola in Memphis to be a clever Walking in Memphis remix.

    I am disappointed.

    Memphis Will Be Laid To Rest

    duh

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    Killjoy wrote: »
    How old is TFS's big gay boyfriend?

    I'm 21.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    Linksville wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    How old is TFS's big gay boyfriend?

    I'm 21.
    :3 hellooooo

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Cunty wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I was expecting Ebola in Memphis to be a clever Walking in Memphis remix.

    I am disappointed.

    Memphis Will Be Laid To Rest

    duh

    Lamerz will be laid to lame

    puh

  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    Cunty wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I was expecting Ebola in Memphis to be a clever Walking in Memphis remix.

    I am disappointed.

    Memphis Will Be Laid To Rest

    duh

    Ebolarama is so much better

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    That's a touchy subject.

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  • CuntyCunty Registered User
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Cunty wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I was expecting Ebola in Memphis to be a clever Walking in Memphis remix.
    I am disappointed.
    Memphis Will Be Laid To Rest
    duh
    Lamerz will be laid to lame
    puh

    Chico

    shut up

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    It's touchy time.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    i don't know what to say

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
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    SE++ Business as Usual


    Alternately; In ur shopz, managing it with surprising efficiency despite my lack of thumbs.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    Bioshock seems like a continuation of Atlas Shrugged to me.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    bioshock is what happens when ron paul becomes president

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    except atlas shrugged sucked

    where bioshock doesn't

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User
    Zombot wrote: »
    Cunty wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Cunty wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Holy fuck.

    Marry Me

    D:

    You know when you get so sad that your throat hurts?
    Yeah, right now.

    oh man what the fuck whaaaat the fuck

    I totally lost it when the ring was in the cup he handed her.

    IIT we need hugs.

    same for me fuckin wiping tears
    where the hell is this insurance place i am going to send them 100 teddy bears

    I want to buy their plans!
    Make me feel happy Thai Insurance Company!

    It is a little unsettling how emotionally manipulative those commercials are.
    Jennifer Lerner and colleagues at Carnegie Mellon University showed people movies that portrayed events that were either emotionally neutral, disgusting or saddening. While disgust caused people to be willing to sell at a lower price it also caused them to be less willing to buy unless the price was also low. By contrast, sadness caused both an increased desire to sell and an increased desire to buy.

    Sadness, too, cut people's selling price, to $3.06, compared with what emotionally neutral volunteers demanded. Feeling blue made people so desperate for change that they held a fire sale. Sadness also raised, to $4.57, the price people would pay for the pens.

  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    Zephyr wrote: »
    except atlas shrugged sucked

    where bioshock doesn't

    why did atlas shrugged suck?

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I have tons of tragic dead pet stories, like the time my dog had a stroke and died in my arms, or the time I found a kitten that had couldn't have been more than a few hours old, but had been abandoned by it's mother, which I fed and kept warm and did everything I could, only to have him die several days later, without even being able to open it's eyes, but articulating completely would take way too much time.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    having someone you've invested your entire life in turn around and tell you that the last 3 times you'd spent over 700 dollars to be with them, it didn't make them happy. that the past year with them was just a lie - they were just pretending, to keep me happy.

    just goes to show you should never put that much faith in anyone

    but i'll never be able to teach myself that'un
    i fall pretty hard. rarely, but hard.
    groan.

    ugh, and not being able to hang out with your best friend after you realize they have a thing for you and it's only a matter of time before you have to turn them down. -_-

    oh and uh.
    my own mother trying to scam me out of money. that was over a year ago, and we haven't spoken since.
    heh, hell, even the realization that i haven't seen the woman since 2000 is pretty damn sad.

    i mean i don't miss her .. but.. she's my mother.

    #canadian #sorry
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    did you break up with whats his name?

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    he broke up with me.

    that's a slap in the face, eh?

    #canadian #sorry
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    my moms back in the psych ward.
    thats weird for me because someone who at one point had such a huge impact on my life is now revealing herself to be quite vulnerable and lost.

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    See, that's why I'd usually would never try to get with one of my friends, and just bite my tongue and let it pass. Like it or not, it tends to fuck up the friendship.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    nothing very sad has ever happened to me

    no one i care about has ever died

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User
    I find it helps to not care about many people.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    See, that's why I'd usually would never try to get with one of my friends, and just bite my tongue and let it pass. Like it or not, it tends to fuck up the friendship.

    yeah, see, i didn't know if he'd try or not but i could tell .. and it was pretty .. intense ... so i backed away.

    #canadian #sorry
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    mully wrote: »
    he broke up with me.

    that's a slap in the face, eh?

    you'll live

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Give 'em a hand job and tell him after he's done.

  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    that is probably why

    i have a small family and few close friends

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    But see that just kind of sucks for him, because it's very "damned if you do, damned if you don't"

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    Uhhh

    The last time I saw my oma, she was sitting in her chair smoking. She had been smoking forever, and had always tried to hide it from my sister and I. I remember someone having to hold a cigarette for her, since she had MS, and couldn't hold one herself. She pretty much sat in her chair and watched MASH and had someone hold her cigarette for her. My sister and I mostly sat in the basement watching T.V. as well. I didn't really visit with her, since she had changed so much from the last time I saw her. She died a few months later, and my opa was dead by then as well.

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    bioshock is what happens when ron paul becomes president
    I had a good chuckle over this.

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  • CuntyCunty Registered User
    friendships are disposable guys!

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Ok... I tried to find the one moment, the one story that best encompasses all the bullshit. As most know, I'm one of God's punching bags in the most literal of senses. Life is one big sob story abloo-bloo-abloo. So here it is, the one story that best sums it all up:


    I'm very young, 6 or 7, and in the ICU. The combo of renal, chemo, and everything else is just too much, and on top of it all, my dialysis has removed too much fluid from my blood, so I'm dehydrated and incredibly weak. My doctor and my parents are right outside my door and i can hear them talking. He's telling them he doesn't expect me to survive the night and that they should probably try to keep me calm and comfortable until I lose conciousness. My mother then sighs and says:

    "Then it's finally over? Good, 'cause I can't keep doing this and I have to go to work tomorrow."

    She then comes into the room, kisses me on the forehead and tells me to go to sleep. She then turns around and walks out. She does not return until the next day when the nurses call to let her know her child did not die overnight.

    2 nurses and a doctor strayed with me, all night.... because my parents couldnt be bothered to do it.


    abloo-abloo-boo.

  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    so we get an underwater city if ron paul becomes president

    ron paul 4 2008

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