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Massive Chiefing at Robot Chicken Party

dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security ManagerRegistered User regular
edited September 2007 in PAX Archive
Hey all. It's Matt. So, Deiru and I finally got around to a party this weekend, the very last one, in fact, the Robot Chicken party. Spanning 2 rooms in 2 towers of the Sheraton, amassing about 15-20 people, it was a very, very fun party, but that's all in the other thread. No, this thread is about the massive chiefing that went down.

For those not familiar with the term "chiefing," this is when somebody breaks the cardinal rule of parties and actually falls asleep at the party (a.k.a. passing out, also "donating your body to science (or art, in this case)"). It happens at just about every great party. The actual act of chiefing is when the remaining standing use their alcohol induced judgment, markers, beer cups, and really whatever the hell else they can find to make that person regret breaking the rule. At this particular party, the rule breaker was a very cool dude, one that even brought Guitar Hero and Karaoke Revolution for us (but we didn't hesitate to chief him, because that's just part of the unwritten rules of parties), Samir Duran Duran.

So, here he is, earlier in the night, only partially drunk, but still having a great time!:
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After passing out, I decided to practice some of my P-A fan art :D. Of course, no good chiefing is complete without a big insult (normally, I love cock, or something like that, but this was PAX, this was different), and a good ole fashioned swastika!
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An additional image. Btw, I know fruit fucker's legs aren't that long, but he was moving as I was trying to draw it!
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And, naturally, we had to go for the face. Especially much, since drawing on the face often prevents the victim from finding out for some time that they had been chiefed. Someone else took care of the penis with the "I'm a cock!" writing; I did the unibrow, which had its challenges, but as I was trying to do the Hitler moustache, he, of course, reached up and smeared it all over......
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......so, I evened it out :)
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As more time went on, and we got a bit drunker, we decided that he was getting off a bit too easy. With a sober mind now, I realize that we may have been a bit harsh with this next action, but frankly, it was funny as hell!:
Not only did we put a condom on his face, but a loogie was hocked into it, looking like another disgusting bodily fluid! Oh yeah, and that wouldn't have been so bad if we hadn't done what we did next: put it deep in his pocket so he'd find it the next day!!! Damn, I'm a bad person :P
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Finally, we had to disperse, so on the way back to walk him to his room, we convinced him that there was a big fight and that Moe_Fwacky punched a cop and was in jail, and that the return ccst was off.

All around, a pretty fun night (sorry, dude!)

dyaballikl on
a.k.a. dya
"Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
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  • JoahWJoahW Registered User
    edited August 2007
    COLIN! NO!


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

    I'll make sure he never lives this one down, just for you guys.

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  • senor awesomesenor awesome Registered User
    edited August 2007
    AHAHAHAHAHA I know him... And I love you.

  • senor awesomesenor awesome Registered User
    edited August 2007
    PS Macs are for fags

  • JoahWJoahW Registered User
    edited August 2007
  • proXimityproXimity Registered User
    edited August 2007
    hahahaha... beautiful.

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  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    JoahW wrote: »

    :lol::lol::lol:
    PS Macs are for fags

    no sir, they're for people who like functional computers :P

    a.k.a. dya
    "Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
  • Methos645Methos645 Registered User
    edited August 2007
    LMAO! I was so tanked that I completely forgot about this in the morning. Well...it was going to happen to someone...it just sucks that it was him. hehehe. I love you Samir Duran Duran! See you next year!

    -M

    P.S. dyaballikl, wonderful work! Beautiful even!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AvidAvid Registered User
    edited August 2007
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited August 2007
    JoahW wrote: »

    You sir, are going to hell for that. But I approve anyhow.

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Methos645 wrote: »
    LMAO! I was so tanked that I completely forgot about this in the morning. Well...it was going to happen to someone...it just sucks that it was him. hehehe. I love you Samir Duran Duran! See you next year!

    -M

    P.S. dyaballikl, wonderful work! Beautiful even!

    think i should send it to gabe, see if he approves? :lol: i do seem to do my best work after the 8th beer, oddly enough.

    a.k.a. dya
    "Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
  • HotSakeHotSake Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Also, we were going to carry him up to the roof and leave him there, but he started waking up when we lifted him, so we picked up his things and walked him back to his hotel room. Thing is, I had to keep distracting him so he wouldn't look in the mirror in the back of the elevator. We got him to his room with him only noticing the arm writing, thankfully. Dunno if he found the condom. One more pic:
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    I wrote that one, and also did the forehead art. Great party, Methos.

    edit: We also convinced him Moe got thrown in the clink for punching a cop when they showed up to kill the party.

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  • kazuokazuo Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I left too early.

    Well-done, gentlemen hahahahahha.

  • EonBlueEonBlue Registered User
    edited August 2007
    dyaballikl wrote: »
    no sir, they're for people who like extremly propriatry and expensive computers :P

    Fixed.

    If youre windows installation gets a virus etc you are either:
    a. not using firefox
    or
    b. incompetant
    or
    c. have very odd porn/crack surfing habits

  • November6November6 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this is john, the guy staying in that room with krux.

    yeah never break the cardnial rule of parties. no sleep for the wickedest.

    don't forget about the mirror blocking as you took him back to his room.

    fucos: Past tense of focus, you have already lost focus that you can't even spell focus. Can be combined with shit for impressing anonymous crowds; fucoshit. source: Wil Weaton
  • GnarGnar Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I hate to tell you this but your definition of "chiefing" does not conform to international slang standards
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chiefing

  • DeiruDeiru Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I just wanted to say that, although I missed the chiefing, that party was the perfect endcap for PAX. I'm going to be remembering that for a while. I ended up going with Nameless Ted and Teh Uberone down to the lobby to pound out a blog post while they worked on a video of Rockstar's Tabletennis for Destructoid. We talked shop for a long time and had a lot of fun.

    Also, thanks to the super nice dudes who found my bag. I came back up to the room to get it as they were about to post here to see who it belonged to. Thanks to all of you guys for a great party and I'm looking forward getting tore up next year!

    P.S. - Battletoads and Uninvited!! W00t.

  • Methos645Methos645 Registered User
    edited August 2007
    November6 wrote: »
    this is john, the guy staying in that room with krux.

    yeah never break the cardnial rule of parties. no sleep for the wickedest.

    don't forget about the mirror blocking as you took him back to his room.

    LOL! Please tell me someone has video of the mirror blocking. Oh I forgot to thank YOU good sir! You and Krux saved the god damn party with just a few simple words, "We have a nice TV...and the plugins aren't covered...." If I were homosexual...I could have kissed you at that moment. Can't wait to plan with you both next year! Robot Chicken 2008!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DeiruDeiru Registered User
    edited August 2007
    BTW, don't forget the "SHHH!!" t-shirts for next year.

  • Methos645Methos645 Registered User
    edited August 2007
    ?action=view&current=c3d789ba.pbw

    Slide Show 2 will be up later tonight!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gnar wrote: »
    I hate to tell you this but your definition of "chiefing" does not conform to international slang standards
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chiefing

    wtf? first off, to fit in, you actually go to an "urban dictionary?" second, the dude who wrote that is obviously about 50 years old and uses terms in ways they haven't been used since the 60s.

    a.k.a. dya
    "Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Deiru wrote: »
    I just wanted to say that, although I missed the chiefing, that party was the perfect endcap for PAX. I'm going to be remembering that for a while. I ended up going with Nameless Ted and Teh Uberone down to the lobby to pound out a blog post while they worked on a video of Rockstar's Tabletennis for Destructoid. We talked shop for a long time and had a lot of fun.

    Also, thanks to the super nice dudes who found my bag. I came back up to the room to get it as they were about to post here to see who it belonged to. Thanks to all of you guys for a great party and I'm looking forward getting tore up next year!

    P.S. - Battletoads and Uninvited!! W00t.
    you did see us walking him back to his room, though, right? we had to make sure he wasn't looking at the person behind the counter in the lobby, cuz they were laughing the whole time.
    Methos645 wrote: »
    ?action=view&current=c3d789ba.pbw

    Slide Show 2 will be up later tonight!
    haha, i'm in the first shot, as i'm drawing the unibrow. btw, can someone who knows the victim get him to post here? he is the guest of honor, afterall!

    a.k.a. dya
    "Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
  • JoahWJoahW Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Haha, he hasn't been on AIM since the party. Perhaps he is too shamed.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    JoahW wrote: »

    Epic.

    Too epic even.

  • kruxkrux Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Hilariously funny. Next year's party will be uber.

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  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    damn, i kinda hate to become famous for this, but i feel REALLY bad about making him famous for this! (but not bad enough to take the thread down!).

    seriously though, dude, sorry it had to come to that!

    a.k.a. dya
    "Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
  • Cynd3rCynCynd3rCyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That was an awesome party. Too bad I didn't feel well or I would have gotten shitfaced with you all.

  • RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    There are no pictures of me here.

    This saddens me greatly.

    Check out my new EP at http://etreraps.bandcamp.com
  • Methos645Methos645 Registered User
    edited August 2007
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Just so it's clear, I didn't punch a cop and wasn't in jail. In fact I'm home now after two days of driving. Sorry I missed this one though, drawing on people is half the fun of a party.

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  • DeiruDeiru Registered User
    edited August 2007
    dyaballikl wrote: »
    you did see us walking him back to his room, though, right? we had to make sure he wasn't looking at the person behind the counter in the lobby, cuz they were laughing the whole time.

    I saw you guys walking through the lobby but I didn't get a very good look at him.

  • Cynd3rCynCynd3rCyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • HotSakeHotSake Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Cynd3rCyn wrote: »

    lol, I forgot I was actually singing that one. Thanks for the "Bom Boms", guys.

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  • kruxkrux Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    Just so it's clear, I didn't punch a cop and wasn't in jail. In fact I'm home now after two days of driving. Sorry I missed this one though, drawing on people is half the fun of a party.

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... of course you didn't punch a cop. Never happened.

    perl -e 's++=END;++y(;-P)}\n?k++=;<+xru}?print: ??;'
  • Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh wow you guys, I guess I'm glad I've been out of town for a week so didn't have to watch this unfold. You guys really went all-out. Thanks for packing up the PS2 I guess.

    Fuck, I just know these have been distributed to everyone I know by now.

    EDIT: This guy has to come back next year. I wanna fight him. I wanna fight him with my fists.

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  • FyreWulffFyreWulff Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Remind me to not go to any of these parties wherein chiefing occurs

  • HotSakeHotSake Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Better stay away from pretty much any party with drunk people. Or not-so-drunk people. In fact, you should probably just stay home.

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  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cynd3rCyn wrote: »

    holy shit, PLEASE send me that bohemian rhapsody vid!!!! that was priceless, we were so drunk! email is my forum name at yahoo.com, if you have the time.

    btw, thanks for finally chiming in, samir. since i do live here, i will be back next year, but maybe instead of fists, i'll work on my guitar hero skills and we can battles with axes!

    a.k.a. dya
    "Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
  • Cynd3rCynCynd3rCyn Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It's taking forever through email. Do you have AIM or IRC that I could send it through?

  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    only yahoo instant messenger, do you use that?

    a.k.a. dya
    "Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!" -Gabe
  • Cynd3rCynCynd3rCyn Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Yeah. I have yahoo. I added you to my list so the next time I see you on I'll send the video to you.

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