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[Phalla] Through The Greatwood - Finale: A Hero's Return (Good Guys Win!)

LocusLocus Trust MeRochesterRegistered User regular
edited September 2007 in Critical Failures
Opening Narration, Part I:
Spoiler:
Opening Narration, Part II
Night One Narration. Narration Addendum.
Night Two Narration.
Night Three Narration
Night Four Narration
Night Five Narration
Night Six Narration
Night Seven Narration
Final Narration

Player list:

1. Jester313 - Disloyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Poisoned
2. DËTHKÖK - Disloyal Actor from the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
3. MrBallbaggins - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Throat Slit
4. Hakkekage - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Overdosed and stabbed
5. visiblehowl - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
6. DevoutlyApathetic - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Throat slit
7. precisionk - Loyal Soldier of the World's Edge - Overdosed
8. Niceguy Myeye - Devout Convert of the Transcendent Truth - Furic'd
9. Frosteey - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Overdosed
10. PsychoCucumber - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
11. iamtheaznman - Loyal Mercenary of the Iron Gate - Furic'd
12. Bliss 101 - Devout Convert of the Transcendent Truth - TehSpectre'd
13. Fembot - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Beheaded
14. Zot - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
15. Ardor - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Poisoned
16. Grundlterror - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Overdosed
17. Telcus - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Stabbed
18. Nion - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
19. Elendil - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Throat slit
20. thorpe - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
21. DamnedLibrarian - Devout Convert of the Transcendent Truth - Stabbed
22. Gorilla Salad - Loyal Knight of the Lightning Warrior - Furic'd
23. TehSpectre - Loyal Ranger of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
24. FreeAgent - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
25. Typhus733 - Furic's Confidant and Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Stabbed
26. Balefuego - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd (inactivity)
27. Anaximander - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
28. Xevo - Reformed Thief from the Gray Wolf - Dagger'd
29. zal - Loyal Citizen of the World's Edge - Furic'd
30. Squashua - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Stabbed?
31. B:L - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
32. robothero - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
33. durax - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
34. cheez - Loyal Mercenary from the Iron Gate - Overdosed
35. Oatway - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Frozen (inactivity)
36. TrueNeverborn - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - TehSpectre'd
37. Variable - Loyal Mercenary of the Iron Gate - Frozen (inactivity)
38. Zerinan - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Furic'd
39. Raakam - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Stabbed
40. Plutonium - Loyal Soldier of the Gray Wolf - Throat slit

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me RochesterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Rules
    All standard phalla rules apply.

    You may share your villager PM, but if you are a special of any kind you may not share that PM with anyone.

    All roles were selected randomly. Other than role selection, there will be no randomness in this game. Everything happens for a reason.

    Voting closes at 11 PM EDT (10 Central, 9 Mountain, 8 Pacific) every day. Any votes made at 11 PM or afterwards will count towards the next day. All actions made via PM must also be sent in by 11 PM.

    Every night you will vote to execute one player. Please make your vote in the following format: I !vote for HylianBunny.

    Every night you will vote for one person to become an investigator. That person will have the right to launch an investigation and ask a question of the GM (that would be me) immediately following his or her election. The question will be asked to me via PM, and my response will be via PM. Please make your vote for investigator in the following format: I !vote for HylianBunny.

    Rules for the investigation, copied and pasted from PsychoLarry’s phalla:
    This is a limited information game. You do not know the abilities of the roles, and there are a number of hidden mechanics. Following the narration every night the investigator will launch an investigation. This question may be about any of the roles or any of the game mechanics and will be answered in full. Don’t try anything dumb or try to break the game with these, use them to gain useful information. Here are some examples of bad questions:
    -“Who is the player with the Seer role?”
    -“Is Ardor telling the truth about his role?”
    -“What is love?”
    Here are some examples of good questions:
    -“What abilities does Spider-Man have?”
    -“What happens when the Justice League is created?”
    -“Will you touch me there Psycho?”

    Please retract all votes for execution in lime. Please retract all votes for investigator in yellow.

    All actions taken on any given night will be revealed in the narration if and only if those actions had an effect on the outcome. Suppose, for example, there was a role that said “Do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. Since the hokey-pokey is what it’s all about, you get five extra votes.” If the person does the hokey-pokey and his votes do not affect the vote outcome for that night, there will be nothing in the narration. If they do affect the kill, something will show up in the narration though there will not be any clues as to who did the hokey-pokey.

    If an action would affect the list of dead people at the end of a narration, that action will be in the narration. If an action would affect another action that does not involve death, it will not be in the narration.


    Upon the death of a player, you will learn their alignment (good guy or bad guy) and you will learn how they died. For example, if HylianBunny was voted out by the village and thus executed by Furic, the line would read: HylianBunny – Loyal Soldier of the House of the Gray Wolf – Furic’d. If some guy hokey-pokey’d him to death and he was a bad guy, it might read something like: HylianBunny – Loyal Soldier of the House of the World’s Edge – hokey-pokey’d.

    The dead may have no contact with the living. There will be a dead thread. I will make it.

    Anonymous contact is forbidden.

    If you are inactive you will be removed from the game. To remain in the game you must make at least two posts per day, and you must vote for the execution and/or the investigator every day. You will receive a warning before being removed from the game.

    You may ask for rules clarifications by posting in orange.

    If you are a special, your PM will make it very clear. If you have to ask if you are a special, you probably aren't.

    If your role does not explicity state which House you serve, you serve the House of the Gray Wolf.

    Posting this from your role PM is okay:
    You are…
    A rat catcher! It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it. It’s a fact of life. If you have a city, you have rats in that city. Most people don’t like rats, so somebody has got to take it upon him- or herself to get rid of the rats. That somebody happens to be you. You weren’t very good at your job. Most of the time you didn’t even bother catching the rats. You just carried a bag of dead rats around with you and claimed that these were the rats the client was looking for. They always seemed to fall for it. Still, you felt bad every now and then for taking money from honest folk. Going to war seemed like a decent alternative. Catching a soldier isn’t really that different from catching a rat. The same tactics work. You just carry a severed head around with you, and when anyone asks if you’ve seen battle recently, you just whip that bad boy out and show them what’s what.
    You may not post anything else.

  • LocusLocus Trust Me RochesterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    All PMs are going out now. I have to send out 40 of them, so this may take a while.

  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh boy :D

    I was starting to go through Phalla withdrawal for a while, there

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  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Any of you fine soldier's hungry?
    Catcher of Rat's, that's my job.
    Take a rat on a stick if you want one, it's free of charge.
    Oy, it's so cold outside!
    Rather be back home then here.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hullo my fine gentlemen and wenches

    How goes ye this fine, war-torn day

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I grudge vote Dethkok.

    So how's it going, everyone?

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I fear I am afflicted by ye olde Phallitis. The doctors are grim and have prescribed me a tonic of eel's bile which I find undesirable. I think I might just head over to the local watering hole and self-treat with some of ye olde mead instead.

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I grudge vote Dethkok.

    So how's it going, everyone?

    Just doing my job
    Didn't choose that path, pal
    Don't be hatin'

  • FrosteeyFrosteey 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I grudge vote Dethkok.

    So how's it going, everyone?

    Just doing my job
    Didn't choose that path, pal
    Don't be hatin'

    They hate us because we're winners

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Balefuego can't be playing, he has to write role PM's for our phalla!

  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I grudge vote Dethkok.

    So how's it going, everyone?

    Just doing my job
    Didn't choose that path, pal
    Don't be hatin'

    You just might be able to redeem yourself by voting Ballbaggins.

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also, Plutonium will make the best investigator. I know how to sniff out the bad guys

  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, wanted to stay up to get my role pm so now I'm gonna go to bed.

    For attempting to destroy her in the last phalla, I can at least show some goodwill here and Vote Hakkekage!

  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    They hate us because we're winners
    I thought I heard Bale
    But he isn't playing
    It is just the wind

  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Vote for Zot,

    as well as !placeholder vote Ballbaggins

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I vote DevoutlyApathetic.

    We need a leader with firmly held views of nothing in particular. Also I want power, glorious power.

    Seriously I havn't taken up a leadership position in ages and I think it'd be fun and I'm occasionally clever (in between bouts of incredibly hilarious wrongness.) Vote DA for a better tomorrow!

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The path is clear - Ardor
    A man of logic and reason
    I do trust him

  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I vote DevoutlyApathetic.

    We need a leader with firmly held views of nothing in particular. Also I want power, glorious power.

    Seriously I taken up a leadership position in ages and I think it'd be fun and I'm occasionally clever (in between bouts of incredibly hilarious wrongness.) Vote DA for a better tomorrow!

    That's what their doing in the other Phalla apparently.

    Anyways. I don't even have my role PM yet.

  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I have too much free time on my hands and am pretty good at analyzing people.
    That's why I think you should elect me to the post of investigator.

    Of course, everyone will think I'm evil and ultimately kill me first day, so there's really no point.

  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Anyone need their pig fucked? According to my Role PM I am quite the expert in such matters. As I am obviously so skilled at rooting, I must therefore be equally good at 'rooting out the truth'. Therefore I would be an excellent choice for investigator.

    !vote for telcus the pig fucker.

    This message was paid for by the Pig Fuckers Union. Pig fucking our way to a brighter future.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    That's what their doing in the other Phalla apparently.

    Anyways. I don't even have my role PM yet.
    It's what I get for doing my job instead of immediately logging on to see how things were going in my online crack den.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    precisionk wrote:
    Man, the Phalla regulars are like a coked up knitting circle of evil transvestites.

    It's so true

  • XevoXevo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    As a mere trapper from the Frostlands, I'm looking for an upstanding person to act as investigator, so I will !vote Ardor to represent us in finding the truth!

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am gonna vote for my buddy, DevoutlyApathetic.

    Why not.

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  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I don't think that DA or Ardor has the right policies to meet my pig loving needs. Unless I can find a candidate that I can 'get behind', my vote, as well as the votes of the PFU (Pig Fuckers Union), stays on myself.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • LocusLocus Trust Me RochesterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    All role PMs have now been sent out. If you did not get one, then something is terribly wrong and you should inform me immediately. Now I will write out the second part of the opening narration so you know why you are voting to kill people and why you are voting for an investigator.

  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    All role PMs have now been sent out. If you did not get one, then something is terribly wrong and you should inform me immediately. Now I will write out the second part of the opening narration so you know why you are voting to kill people and why you are voting for an investigator.

    I hope it has nothing to do with swine fornication.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Well, wanted to stay up to get my role pm so now I'm gonna go to bed.

    For attempting to destroy her in the last phalla, I can at least show some goodwill here and Vote Hakkekage!

    <3 <3 <3

    But I would make a botch of it. I can barely formulate a coherent sentence, so I !vote Ardor because you are all cool when you're not evil

    Spoiler:

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I am gonna vote for my buddy, DevoutlyApathetic.

    Why not.

    Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.

    This is some kind of plan to get me killed, isn't it?

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    Locus wrote: »
    All role PMs have now been sent out. If you did not get one, then something is terribly wrong and you should inform me immediately. Now I will write out the second part of the opening narration so you know why you are voting to kill people and why you are voting for an investigator.

    I hope it has nothing to do with swine fornication.
    Pig fornication?
    And I thought my job sucked
    My hat off to you.

  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I !vote for Telcus the pig fucker. I mean, come on, he fucks pigs. As for the investigator... I hear you're a girl, Hakkekage.

    Spoiler:
  • XevoXevo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    God Hakke, with that avatar and all those fancy trimmings, you are simply irresistable now! What a clever ploy to stay alive in a Phalla... =P

  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Don't judge Telcus, man
    Once I screwed animals
    It ain't glamorous

  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Xevo wrote: »
    God Hakke, with that avatar and all those fancy trimmings, you are simply irresistable now! What a clever ploy to stay alive in a Phalla... =P

    <3 Browncoats

  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited August 2007
    It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. Those pigs ain't gonna fuck themselves.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I think Telcus provides us a great service. I mean, pigs are delicious but lacking in spices.

    However, pig/Telcus hybrids, now that would be some damn good eatin.

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I think Telcus provides us a great service. I mean, pigs are delicious but lacking in spices.

    However, pig/Telcus hybrids, now that would be some damn good eatin.

    I'm the other, other white meat.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    I think Telcus provides us a great service. I mean, pigs are delicious but lacking in spices.

    However, pig/Telcus hybrids, now that would be some damn good eatin.

    I'm the other, other white meat.
    Soylent Telcus - Yum
    Hardy food for a soldier
    You can taste the man

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Soylent Telcus - Yum
    Hardy food for a soldier
    You can taste the man
    Haiku poets vote for DA.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
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