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HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Singularity Engine++
A Megasoreass.
Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....."
A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "Man, I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. So the bartender says, "Well, the worst way I know of is standing up in a hammock."
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.
The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample". The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"
When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?"
The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."
There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense.

She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.

When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.

She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.

The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."

Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.

As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dick tastes like shit"

Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No

    No joke threads for a while

    come on now

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User
    edited August 2007
    A Meg-

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus Prime Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Remember when we just made bad puns for a few pages in a random thread a little bit ago?

    That was funnier than the OP.

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I just wanted to hear some fresh jokes from all you creative mother fuckers.

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I just wanted to hear some fresh jokes from all you creative mother fuckers.
    Knock, knock..

    I don't know what I'm doing.
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User
    edited August 2007
    My favorite thread of all time was around 2003, I remember it vividly.

    "The Politically Incorrect Math Book"

    It was so awesome.

    It was 100 pages of Politcally Incorrect Math Problems like "If Freddie the black guy is accused of stealing something by no less than 4 white upperclass men, how many years of incarceration will he pull if he is a first time offender?"

    Oh man, I was in tears laughing through every page

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    I just wanted to hear some fresh jokes from all you creative mother fuckers.
    Knock, knock..

    Who's there?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus Prime Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I just wanted to hear some fresh jokes from all you creative mother fuckers.

    Speaking of fresh, could you tell your mom it's high time she douched?

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User
    edited August 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    I just wanted to hear some fresh jokes from all you creative mother fuckers.
    Knock, knock..

    Who's there?
    Your mom.

    I don't know what I'm doing.
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    I just wanted to hear some fresh jokes from all you creative mother fuckers.
    Knock, knock..

    Who's there?
    Your mom.

    That's not right, halloweds mom is at my place.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus Prime Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    I just wanted to hear some fresh jokes from all you creative mother fuckers.
    Knock, knock..

    Who's there?
    Your mom.

    That's not right, halloweds mom is at my place.

    She's making the rounds.

    meowoptimus.jpg
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  • TWO PEANUTS WERE WALKING IN THE BAD PART OF TOWN

    ONE WAS A-SALTED

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you boys want to hear a joke, eh?

    well all right then

    knock knock

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A dyslexic walked into a bra...

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus Prime Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A couple of atoms were walking down the street. One of them shouted "Oh no, I think I lost some neutrons!"

    "Are you sure?" asked the other.

    "Yes, I'm positive!"

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    you boys want to hear a joke, eh?

    well all right then

    knock knock
    Who is at the door?

    I don't know what I'm doing.
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Womens rights




    whoa!

    jk ladies <3

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Whats the opposite of christopher reeves?

    Christopher walken

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    you boys want to hear a joke, eh?

    well all right then

    knock knock
    Who is at the door?
    :D

    :D

    go fuck yourself

    Hanratty.jpg

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DarkPrimus wrote: »
    A couple of atoms were walking down the street. One of them shouted "Oh no, I think I lost some neutrons!"

    "Are you sure?" asked the other.

    "Yes, I'm positive!"

    man he'd have to lose some electrons for that effect

  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited August 2007
    guys guys why do hardcore kids wear camo
    Spoiler:

    ba-zing

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User
    edited August 2007
    WHY DONT SEAGULLS FLY OVER THE BAY

    CAUSE IF THEY FLEW OVER THE BAY THEN THEY WOULD BE

    bagel-thumb.jpgS!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    NOT LIKE A BIRD

    BUT LIKE THE PASTRY

    YOU SEE

    BECAUSE PASTRIES ARENT BIRDS

    THE PLAY ON WORDS INCITES HUMOR

    ROFLMAO

    SEAGULL-thumb.jpg IS NOT THE SAME AS bagel-thumb.jpg

    THEY
    ARE
    NOT
    THE
    SAME

    ARE YOU LAUGHING?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited August 2007
    i don't get it

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hahahahhaha

    i love that movie

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wait if an atom lost neutrons, wouldn't it atomically explode?

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User
    edited August 2007
    SEX IS HARD!




















    Spoiler:

    I don't know what I'm doing.
  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think he wants to fuck bread or something.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    uh no

    neutrons are neutral

    it just makes the atom lighter

    and atoms lose electrons all the time

  • tugga wrote: »
    uh no

    neutrons are neutral

    it just makes the atom lighter

    and atoms lose electrons all the time

    losing negatively charged particles means that there are more positively charged particles than negative making the whole thing positive!

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i get it

    that joke is older than the sphinx

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga I don't think you realize how science works

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yes i does

    magnesium is amazing when lit

  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hydrogen and Oxygen were walking down the road and Hydrogen tripped and fell.

    "I think I lost an electron!"

    "Are you sure?"

    "I'm positive!"

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck you faggots and your science jokes. I demand dirty jokes about eating babies and raping midgets with bread production equipment.

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  • agoajagoaj One is the loneliest number you could ever chuRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    WreckTech wrote: »
    I just wanted to hear some fresh jokes from all you creative mother fuckers.
    Knock, knock..

    Who's there?
    Your mom.

    That's not right, halloweds mom is at my place.

    She's making the rounds.

    The quantum rounds.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck you faggots and your science jokes. I demand dirty jokes about eating babies and raping midgets with bread production equipment.

    What do you get if you stab a baby 13 times in the face with a rusty knife?
    Spoiler:



    Happy?

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Baby jokes stopped being funny in middle school.

  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Whats the opposite of christopher reeves?

    Christopher walken

    :lol::lol::lol:

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Baby jokes stopped being funny in middle school.

    they never were

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Whats funner than pushing a baby on a swing?
    Spoiler:


    How do you get a baby into a bowl?
    Spoiler:

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