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  • edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Oh, also, she's in a class of mine, so I will be seeing her a lot, and discussing feminism with her. Talking about important issues with smart girls is pretty much the worst thing for me if my goal is to not get super turned-on.

    Aw man, that sucks.

    I had feelings for this girl in first year, and I was pretty sure the feelings were not mutual. I very nearly expressed these feelings, but when I got there her friend was over. I just went back to my room. Oh man, how I was saved.

    I stopped hanging out with her when I got back from Christmas vacation. When I saw her again this year, I found her kind of irritating. She also informed me that I was the last person earth that she would have sleep with.

    See, this is not my problem. If I get rejected, I can move on. Actually, that's not really true, so never mind.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dammit.

    My aunt went and switched my swag bag with my cousin's.

    I had my Warhammer Beta thing in there. D:

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Do it because TWO internet guys told you two.

    Ask if they want to go fly some kites.

    The advice of XKCD can never be wrong!!!

  • edited August 2007
    I hope I'm not boring people with my girl troubles. I mean, it's something to talk about. Certainly makes the [chat] move along quickly. Not much else for me to contribute ATM, really. I mean, I've already talked about my school, and I really don't know much about my classes yet.

    @Fireguy -- Your despair nourishes me.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    So? Give it a shot anyways! Worst case scenario, you were right. Best case scenario, you end up with <prematurely deleted so as to not enrage The Cat>.

  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    You're making excuses. You'll never find out for sure unless you go talk to them.

    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Oh, also, she's in a class of mine, so I will be seeing her a lot, and discussing feminism with her. Talking about important issues with smart girls is pretty much the worst thing for me if my goal is to not get super turned-on.

    Aw man, that sucks.

    I had feelings for this girl in first year, and I was pretty sure the feelings were not mutual. I very nearly expressed these feelings, but when I got there her friend was over. I just went back to my room. Oh man, how I was saved.

    I stopped hanging out with her when I got back from Christmas vacation. When I saw her again this year, I found her kind of irritating. She also informed me that I was the last person earth that she would have sleep with.

    See, this is not my problem. If I get rejected, I can move on. Actually, that's not really true, so never mind.

    I got rejected once.

    I slept with her a week later.

    Spoiler:
  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    They're in a goddam library. What do you want, Einsteins grand daughter.

    My Dark Souls 2 Diary Day 6 and 7 Updated
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  • edited August 2007
    ege02 wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    You're making excuses. You'll never find out for sure unless you go talk to them.

    Thhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    In recent years, I've found that to be a very bad indicator of personality. Even interesting, smart, engaging girls can dress in stuff from Express or the Gap.

    If that's what you're meaning to indicate, at least. I once met a girl that had the classic valley girl accent, but we talked about Carl Rogers and Albert Ellis for hours.

    Spoiler:
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The bugger better log in tonight so I can get all the codes he has on him.

    I had like these card codes for that freebie game and all these little bits of info I had collected and ARGH DAMN YOU AUNTIE.

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  • edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    They're in a goddam library. What do you want, Einsteins grand daughter.

    It's the school library. Plenty of people use school (and public) libraries who aren't smart/don't have nerdy interests.

  • edited August 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    The bugger better log in tonight so I can get all the codes he has on him.

    I had like these card codes for that freebie game and all these little bits of info I had collected and ARGH DAMN YOU AUNTIE.

    That's it. Keep going.

    Yum yum yum.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    They're in a goddam library. What do you want, Einsteins grand daughter.

    Does she have huge jubblies?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    I can't post pictures when I'm jailed, can I? Boo, and I got some pictures of Wicket to show off today.

    Spoiler:
  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    In recent years, I've found that to be a very bad indicator of personality. Even interesting, smart, engaging girls can dress in stuff from Express or the Gap.

    If that's what you're meaning to indicate, at least. I once met a girl that had the classic valley girl accent, but we talked about Carl Rogers and Albert Ellis for hours.

    Seriously. I mean, if clothing was such a strong indicator of personality, nobody would be talking to Incenjucar right now.

    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    They're in a goddam library. What do you want, Einsteins grand daughter.

    Does she have huge jubblies?

    Let's just say Newtown can't accurately predict their gravity.

    My Dark Souls 2 Diary Day 6 and 7 Updated
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    They're in a goddam library. What do you want, Einsteins grand daughter.

    Does she have huge jubblies?

    Let's just say Newtown can't accurately predict their gravity.

    Then yes.

  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    guys guys guys stop objectifying womenz olol

    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
  • GimGim safe outside of time Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You people have grown a lovely forest of quote trees.

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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, I'm in the library right now, and as I'm posting, there are insanely hot girls walking by my computer station with ridiculous regularity, and yet I'm really not giving any of them a second thought.

    I'm. So. Fucked.

    Go talk to one. Who cares about motivation. Do it because an internet guy told you too.

    Yeah, but I can tell by the way they dress/etc that probably none of them have what I'm looking for in a girl except for huge jubblies.

    You're making excuses. You'll never find out for sure unless you go talk to them.

    Thhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth.

    Besides what the romantic comedies and teen soap operas tell you, sometimes you can doom a relationship by expressing your feelings.

    In general, you should never seem too interested - and it should never look like you're trying too hard (you can try hard, just don't look like you're trying hard). It's better to wait until you've at least slept together a few times before you start talking about 'feelings'.

    Spoiler:
  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm glad Cat's on a bus right now.

    My Dark Souls 2 Diary Day 6 and 7 Updated
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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fuck, I just spilled a full, tall glass of water all over my keyboard. So far it seems fine, but fuuuuuck.

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Edgewood wrote: »
    Fuck, I just spilled a full, tall glass of water all over my keyboard. So far it seems fine, but fuuuuuck.

    I love that instead of instantly turning off the machine and beginning the drying process, you immediately hit keys that even know as a result of your actions may be spreading water to the circuit boards...

    My Dark Souls 2 Diary Day 6 and 7 Updated
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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Let's play "Spot the Narcissist!"

    Spoiler:
  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Yeah, but it might be depressing.

  • GimGim safe outside of time Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Let's play "Spot the Narcissist!"

    Hush, you know you would.

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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

    But twin porn does swift business.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    If the latter, then DEFINITELY yes.

    If the former...Depends on how good I could be made to look in a dress.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

    So you'd have sex with everything then.

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  • edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

    So, you never have sex, then?

  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

    Close enough.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

    It's got the right parts and the cute face.

    Close enough.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Thirded. Well, if I wasn't in a relationship.

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
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