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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Edgewood wrote: »
    Fuck, I just spilled a full, tall glass of water all over my keyboard. So far it seems fine, but fuuuuuck.

    I love that instead of instantly turning off the machine and beginning the drying process, you immediately hit keys that even know as a result of your actions may be spreading water to the circuit boards...

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Let's play "Spot the Narcissist!"

    Spoiler:
  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Yeah, but it might be depressing.

  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

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  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Let's play "Spot the Narcissist!"

    Hush, you know you would.

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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

    But twin porn does swift business.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    If the latter, then DEFINITELY yes.

    If the former...Depends on how good I could be made to look in a dress.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

    So you'd have sex with everything then.

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  • edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like a clone of myself? No.

    Here's my philosophy on choosing a sexual partner: unless the video of that congress would sell very well somewhere in the world, I do not have sex with that person.

    So, you never have sex, then?

  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

    Close enough.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

    It's got the right parts and the cute face.

    Close enough.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Thirded. Well, if I wasn't in a relationship.

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I would be an ugly clone, either sex.

    Infact, we would probably get into a broken bottle fight.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    Quick question: if you had a clone would you have sex with it?

    Like, a clone clone or an Ultimate Spider-Woman clone? If the latter then probably yes.

    I believe the Ultimate Spider-Woman was a clone of Peter that was tweaked to become a woman. So you'd be boning a trannie.

    Yeah, I've got a pretty feminine build already. I might fuck me with tits.

    Spoiler:
  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On this same train of thought, you could also do Solid Snake because he's a clone. But you know, not a woman.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ege02 wrote: »

    The kitty-jesus one is the best.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    ege02 wrote: »

    The kitty-jesus one is the best.

    I felt like such a bad person when I laughed at the Steve Irwin one. Poor Bindi.

    Spoiler:
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    This [chat] title fails.

    The wittiness should precede the [chat] if at all possible.

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So that whole Miss Teen South Carolina being a dipshit thing? I made some lols for it. I thought some of you might enjoy them.
    Spoiler:

  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    She's not the sharpest tool in the shed, is she? In fact she's not even in the shed. She's rusting some way down the garden.

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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, I saw some military twin porn where the actors were actually twins, and actually in the military.

    My mind was blown.

  • edited August 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    So that whole Miss Teen South Carolina being a dipshit thing? I made some lols for it. I thought some of you might enjoy them.
    Spoiler:

    See, the problem with you, _J_, is that you aren't dead.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On this same train of thought, you could also do Solid Snake because he's a clone. But you know, not a woman.

    Oh Snake. Snake. SNAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    So that whole Miss Teen South Carolina being a dipshit thing? I made some lols for it. I thought some of you might enjoy them.
    Spoiler:

    What? I can has linkz?

    Spoiler:
  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MrMister wrote: »
    Man, I saw some military twin porn where the actors were actually twins, and actually in the military.

    My mind was blown.

    Boy/girl twins or same gender twins.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    Oh jeez, I just watched Miss Teen South Bumfuck Whatever thing.

    Words fail me. And I'm really good with words.

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
  • edited August 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    So that whole Miss Teen South Carolina being a dipshit thing? I made some lols for it. I thought some of you might enjoy them.
    Spoiler:

    What? I can has linkz?

    If I typed in a stream-of-consciousness style while at SMC:

    What's all this nonsense -- dear sweet lord jubblies at eye-level walking by me -- about?

  • PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On this same train of thought, you could also do Solid Snake because he's a clone. But you know, not a woman.

    Oh Snake. Snake. SNAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

    I don't know if I'd do Snake. The smell of cigarettes would be a put off, that and the human blood.

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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MrMister wrote: »
    Man, I saw some military twin porn where the actors were actually twins, and actually in the military.

    My mind was blown.

    Boy/girl twins or same gender twins.

    Boy/boy.

    I think actually only one might have been military, though. Mind is still blown.

  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So you'd have sex with everything then.
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, you never have sex, then?
    Opposite inferences, yet equally insulting. I will see to it that you two die while eating eat other in screaming agony.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    So like, an unpaid strike or whatever isn't that serious...right? Reading the description it doesn't sound like a huge deal as long as I only have one.

    Uh, this is with regards to eBay.

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  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    So we won't see Casket around for a bit.

    edit: well, we'll certainly see a suspicious alt or two.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On this same train of thought, you could also do Solid Snake because he's a clone. But you know, not a woman.

    Oh Snake. Snake. SNAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

    I don't know if I'd do Snake. The smell of cigarettes would be a put off, that and the human blood.

    I wouldn't. Raiden maybe. There's something about cyborgs...

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Oh jeez, I just watched Miss Teen South Bumfuck Whatever thing.

    Words fail me. And I'm really good with words.

    I'm not gonna watch it. what happens?

    Also, echo, what did Casket do this time?

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    So you'd have sex with everything then.
    Aemilius wrote: »
    So, you never have sex, then?
    Opposite inferences, yet equally insulting. I will see to it that you two die while eating eat other in screaming agony.

    Hey. HEY. I was making a joke about everything being sellable on the internet. It had nothing to do with you.

    Don't get uppity at me squirrel. ;)

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    MrMister wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Man, I saw some military twin porn where the actors were actually twins, and actually in the military.

    My mind was blown.

    Boy/girl twins or same gender twins.

    Boy/boy.

    I think actually only one might have been military, though. Mind is still blown.

    See, that strikes me as even more disturbing than girl/girl twins. I'm not sure if it's because I find girls hot and dudes yucky, or if it's the fact that they're actually cramming their meat into each other's orifices. With twin girls, at least nothing's going inside anything else.

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
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