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  • ZeeBeeKayZeeBeeKay Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    Well, I thank you for the welcome of dubious quality, [chat], but now I must go get ice-cream.

    And also read Guns Germs and Steel.
    Spoiler:
    Yeah, just like a girl not to understand war, conquest, and other manly things. Like Syphilis chancres on the penis.

    It's poorly written!

    Also his thesis seems to be that aboriginal New Zealanders are inherently more intelligent than Europeans, because he likes them more and they evolved that way.

    I have to read it for school...grr...

    Edit: Where is the volcano? Could I vacation there for a few weeks before plunging to my doom in lava?

  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Can we sacrifice the woman to the volcano?

    Only if the ostriches don't want her.

    Spoiler:
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey, you mistook my silence for offense, when in fact my silence was due to the fact that I needed to shower and move across campus, although not in that order.


    Although if you met me, I guarentee you wouldn't be able to tell I was a gay.

    I'm sure I wouldn't.
    Spoiler:

    Yep until then

    (after dinner and a movie)

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey, you mistook my silence for offense, when in fact my silence was due to the fact that I needed to shower and move across campus, although not in that order.


    Although if you met me, I guarentee you wouldn't be able to tell I was a gay.

    I'm sure I wouldn't.
    Spoiler:

    Yep until then

    (after dinner and a movie)

    I know how to treat a lady, they tell me.

    I imagine treating a guy is much the same.

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  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    (also, hi [chat]! I feel like I should finally post something, what with the lurking for years)

    GET HIM!

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    I giggle every time I get a chance to use that image.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Pretty much.

    Hmm I want to read Guns Germs and Steel.

  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    Well, I thank you for the welcome of dubious quality, [chat], but now I must go get ice-cream.

    And also read Guns Germs and Steel.
    Spoiler:

    Goodbye, ZBK. You pronounce your name wrong, fyi.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gooey, you mistook my silence for offense, when in fact my silence was due to the fact that I needed to shower and move across campus, although not in that order.


    Although if you met me, I guarentee you wouldn't be able to tell I was a gay.
    You don't think your wang hanging out would be a giveaway?

  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    It's probably because, living on the West Coast, he doesn't really understand that there are alternatives to Wal-Mart, and thus the idea that there are goods besides Chinese-made goods that appeal to the redneck demographic is lost on him.

    O_o

    Have you ever actually been to a decent-sized West Coast city?

    In an area that isn't economically-depressed or otherwise full of poor people?
    I think you're missing his point

    His point being that the east coast is totally better than the west coast

    Yes, Elendil has the correct interpretation. The West Coast is nothing but starfuckers, hippies and rubes.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    It's poorly written!

    Also his thesis seems to be that aboriginal New Zealanders are inherently more intelligent than Europeans, because he likes them more and they evolved that way.

    I have to read it for school...grr...

    Edit: Where is the volcano? Could I vacation there for a few weeks before plunging to my doom in lava?
    Everyone knows Dutchmen are the smartestest. :<

    Also: hi.

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    To go buy coke or not to go?

  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    (also, hi [chat]! I feel like I should finally post something, what with the lurking for years)

    GET HIM!

    Her

    :P
    Sorry, this thread has its girl quota. Move along.
    ITT: MojoJojo's claws come out.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He is the symbolic girl of the thread

  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    To go buy coke or not to go?

    Cola?

    Spoiler:
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I just broke a vial of perfume. Broke it into the bath and across the bathroom floor. It was a tricky escape to say the least.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I just broke a vial of perfume. Broke it into the bath and across the bathroom floor. It was a tricky escape to say the least.

    So now your feet smell really good?

  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ENDY CHAVEZ!!!!1

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My thread from yesterday didn't really sell well despite the hype. So I'm slashing prices! Everything must goooooooo!

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    JOSE REYES!!! 72nd stolen base.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Hey so when I used the bathroom stall at work today I really had to fight back the impulse to tap my right foot and stick my hand under the stall next to me.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I just broke a vial of perfume. Broke it into the bath and across the bathroom floor. It was a tricky escape to say the least.

    So now your feet smell really good?
    They smell, I wouldn't call it good, so much as strong. The problem is the glass everywhere, and water everywhere and the two looking the same, and it being the room I'm barefoot in most often.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hey so when I used the bathroom stall at work today I really had to fight back the impulse to tap my right foot and stick my hand under the stall next to me.

    I do that all the time, but I accompany it by saying "alllllms for the pooooor" in a Baba Yaga-type voice.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    They smell, I wouldn't call it good, so much as strong. The problem is the glass everywhere, and water everywhere and the two looking the same, and it being the room I'm barefoot in most often.

    This is half-way to cinematic.

    Now you just need to be naked, in slow-motion, and with high-spirited opera music going on while you dodge a thrown knife.

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    To go buy coke or not to go?

    The drug? Sure.

    The cola? No.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    They smell, I wouldn't call it good, so much as strong. The problem is the glass everywhere, and water everywhere and the two looking the same, and it being the room I'm barefoot in most often.

    This is half-way to cinematic.

    Now you just need to be naked, in slow-motion, and with high-spirited opera music going on while you dodge a thrown knife.
    I am naked if it helps. Slow motion I can do. The Opera might be a tough call.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hey so when I used the bathroom stall at work today I really had to fight back the impulse to tap my right foot and stick my hand under the stall next to me.
    The guy you stared at for two minutes in through the crack in the door in the stall next to you was quite the looker, huh?

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    They smell, I wouldn't call it good, so much as strong. The problem is the glass everywhere, and water everywhere and the two looking the same, and it being the room I'm barefoot in most often.

    This is half-way to cinematic.

    Now you just need to be naked, in slow-motion, and with high-spirited opera music going on while you dodge a thrown knife.
    I am naked if it helps. Slow motion I can do. The Opera might be a tough call.

    Oh, and I suppose you could pull of the dodge in your sleep? Shure.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm willing to keep on trying until I pull it off!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hey so when I used the bathroom stall at work today I really had to fight back the impulse to tap my right foot and stick my hand under the stall next to me.
    The guy you stared at for two minutes in through the crack in the door in the stall next to you was quite the looker, huh?
    I wanted to make sure that he noticed my blue eyes, so I fidgeted a lot to get his attention.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Can't gay people jsut expsoe themselves to teenagers on the train like normal people?

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    God damn it

    I just found out I'll be TAing a technical writing course, instead of an essay writing course, even though essay writing is the most common course to TA and I put it at the top of my preferences, and I have two years of experience tutoring students in essay writing at a university job.

    Now I have to show business students how to write a goddamn report or something

    God dammit

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hey so when I used the bathroom stall at work today I really had to fight back the impulse to tap my right foot and stick my hand under the stall next to me.
    The guy you stared at for two minutes in through the crack in the door in the stall next to you was quite the looker, huh?
    I wanted to make sure that he noticed my blue eyes, so I fidgeted a lot to get his attention.
    Perhaps you should have slipped him a business card informing him that you're a moderator of an entire internet subforum. I wonder what he would have thought of that?

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Can't gay people jsut expsoe themselves to teenagers on the train like normal people?

    In one of my girlfriend's psych books (?) they had an anecdote in the section of sexuality regarding how people are "turned on". Basically, there was a businessman on Wall Street who absolutely, positively could not become aroused under any normal circumstance. At all. The only thing that could arouse him was to expose himself to old ladies with walkers on the subway. A regular walkerless old lady didn't do it for him. He'd do this, then go run home to be with his girlfriend. Nothing else worked for him.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am naked if it helps. Slow motion I can do. The Opera might be a tough call.

    Being naked always helps.

    Use internet radio for the music.

    Stay naked, and I'll be over with the knife as soon as I find the teleporter.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    Can't gay people jsut expsoe themselves to teenagers on the train like normal people?

    In one of my girlfriend's psych books (?) they had an anecdote in the section of sexuality regarding how people are "turned on". Basically, there was a businessman on Wall Street who absolutely, positively could not become aroused under any normal circumstance. At all. The only thing that could arouse him was to expose himself to old ladies with walkers on the subway. A regular walkerless old lady didn't do it for him. He'd do this, then go run home to be with his girlfriend. Nothing else worked for him.
    I'm not alone!

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Goddamn TomTom site gives me an "unexpected programming error" when I try to register my device. Balls. I wanted to download the camera map.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    gooey, your title and location... I just heard about someone doing this on youtube from the kevin smith podcast. is that just a coincidence?

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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Can't gay people jsut expsoe themselves to teenagers on the train like normal people?

    In one of my girlfriend's psych books (?) they had an anecdote in the section of sexuality regarding how people are "turned on". Basically, there was a businessman on Wall Street who absolutely, positively could not become aroused under any normal circumstance. At all. The only thing that could arouse him was to expose himself to old ladies with walkers on the subway. A regular walkerless old lady didn't do it for him. He'd do this, then go run home to be with his girlfriend. Nothing else worked for him.
    I'm not alone!

    There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    gooey, your title and location... I just heard about someone doing this on youtube from the kevin smith podcast. is that just a coincidence?

    He's probably referencing the same video I posted here a while back that grossed everyone out.

    It's not me.

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  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    gooey, your title and location... I just heard about someone doing this on youtube from the kevin smith podcast. is that just a coincidence?

    He's probably referencing the same video I posted here a while back that grossed everyone out.

    It's not me.

    good. cause it sounded gross.

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