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  • ZeeBeeKayZeeBeeKay Registered User
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    Well, I thank you for the welcome of dubious quality, [chat], but now I must go get ice-cream.

    And also read Guns Germs and Steel.
    Spoiler:
    Yeah, just like a girl not to understand war, conquest, and other manly things. Like Syphilis chancres on the penis.

    It's poorly written!

    Also his thesis seems to be that aboriginal New Zealanders are inherently more intelligent than Europeans, because he likes them more and they evolved that way.

    I have to read it for school...grr...

    Edit: Where is the volcano? Could I vacation there for a few weeks before plunging to my doom in lava?

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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Can we sacrifice the woman to the volcano?

    Only if the ostriches don't want her.

    Spoiler:
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Gooey, you mistook my silence for offense, when in fact my silence was due to the fact that I needed to shower and move across campus, although not in that order.


    Although if you met me, I guarentee you wouldn't be able to tell I was a gay.

    I'm sure I wouldn't.
    Spoiler:

    Yep until then

    (after dinner and a movie)

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Gooey, you mistook my silence for offense, when in fact my silence was due to the fact that I needed to shower and move across campus, although not in that order.


    Although if you met me, I guarentee you wouldn't be able to tell I was a gay.

    I'm sure I wouldn't.
    Spoiler:

    Yep until then

    (after dinner and a movie)

    I know how to treat a lady, they tell me.

    I imagine treating a guy is much the same.

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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    (also, hi [chat]! I feel like I should finally post something, what with the lurking for years)

    GET HIM!

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    I giggle every time I get a chance to use that image.

    Steam (wishlist) » bloggy stuff » interestin' stuff
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Pretty much.

    Hmm I want to read Guns Germs and Steel.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    Well, I thank you for the welcome of dubious quality, [chat], but now I must go get ice-cream.

    And also read Guns Germs and Steel.
    Spoiler:

    Goodbye, ZBK. You pronounce your name wrong, fyi.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Gooey, you mistook my silence for offense, when in fact my silence was due to the fact that I needed to shower and move across campus, although not in that order.


    Although if you met me, I guarentee you wouldn't be able to tell I was a gay.
    You don't think your wang hanging out would be a giveaway?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    It's probably because, living on the West Coast, he doesn't really understand that there are alternatives to Wal-Mart, and thus the idea that there are goods besides Chinese-made goods that appeal to the redneck demographic is lost on him.

    O_o

    Have you ever actually been to a decent-sized West Coast city?

    In an area that isn't economically-depressed or otherwise full of poor people?
    I think you're missing his point

    His point being that the east coast is totally better than the west coast

    Yes, Elendil has the correct interpretation. The West Coast is nothing but starfuckers, hippies and rubes.

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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    It's poorly written!

    Also his thesis seems to be that aboriginal New Zealanders are inherently more intelligent than Europeans, because he likes them more and they evolved that way.

    I have to read it for school...grr...

    Edit: Where is the volcano? Could I vacation there for a few weeks before plunging to my doom in lava?
    Everyone knows Dutchmen are the smartestest. :<

    Also: hi.

    GW2 tag: Aldo.6019
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    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    To go buy coke or not to go?

    Steam (wishlist) » bloggy stuff » interestin' stuff
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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    ZeeBeeKay wrote: »
    (also, hi [chat]! I feel like I should finally post something, what with the lurking for years)

    GET HIM!

    Her

    :P
    Sorry, this thread has its girl quota. Move along.
    ITT: MojoJojo's claws come out.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    He is the symbolic girl of the thread

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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    To go buy coke or not to go?

    Cola?

    Spoiler:
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    I just broke a vial of perfume. Broke it into the bath and across the bathroom floor. It was a tricky escape to say the least.

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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I just broke a vial of perfume. Broke it into the bath and across the bathroom floor. It was a tricky escape to say the least.

    So now your feet smell really good?

    Steam (wishlist) » bloggy stuff » interestin' stuff
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    ENDY CHAVEZ!!!!1

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    If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    My thread from yesterday didn't really sell well despite the hype. So I'm slashing prices! Everything must goooooooo!

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    JOSE REYES!!! 72nd stolen base.

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    If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Hey so when I used the bathroom stall at work today I really had to fight back the impulse to tap my right foot and stick my hand under the stall next to me.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I just broke a vial of perfume. Broke it into the bath and across the bathroom floor. It was a tricky escape to say the least.

    So now your feet smell really good?
    They smell, I wouldn't call it good, so much as strong. The problem is the glass everywhere, and water everywhere and the two looking the same, and it being the room I'm barefoot in most often.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hey so when I used the bathroom stall at work today I really had to fight back the impulse to tap my right foot and stick my hand under the stall next to me.

    I do that all the time, but I accompany it by saying "alllllms for the pooooor" in a Baba Yaga-type voice.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    They smell, I wouldn't call it good, so much as strong. The problem is the glass everywhere, and water everywhere and the two looking the same, and it being the room I'm barefoot in most often.

    This is half-way to cinematic.

    Now you just need to be naked, in slow-motion, and with high-spirited opera music going on while you dodge a thrown knife.

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    To go buy coke or not to go?

    The drug? Sure.

    The cola? No.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    They smell, I wouldn't call it good, so much as strong. The problem is the glass everywhere, and water everywhere and the two looking the same, and it being the room I'm barefoot in most often.

    This is half-way to cinematic.

    Now you just need to be naked, in slow-motion, and with high-spirited opera music going on while you dodge a thrown knife.
    I am naked if it helps. Slow motion I can do. The Opera might be a tough call.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hey so when I used the bathroom stall at work today I really had to fight back the impulse to tap my right foot and stick my hand under the stall next to me.
    The guy you stared at for two minutes in through the crack in the door in the stall next to you was quite the looker, huh?

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    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    They smell, I wouldn't call it good, so much as strong. The problem is the glass everywhere, and water everywhere and the two looking the same, and it being the room I'm barefoot in most often.

    This is half-way to cinematic.

    Now you just need to be naked, in slow-motion, and with high-spirited opera music going on while you dodge a thrown knife.
    I am naked if it helps. Slow motion I can do. The Opera might be a tough call.

    Oh, and I suppose you could pull of the dodge in your sleep? Shure.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    I'm willing to keep on trying until I pull it off!

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    celery77 wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hey so when I used the bathroom stall at work today I really had to fight back the impulse to tap my right foot and stick my hand under the stall next to me.
    The guy you stared at for two minutes in through the crack in the door in the stall next to you was quite the looker, huh?
    I wanted to make sure that he noticed my blue eyes, so I fidgeted a lot to get his attention.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Can't gay people jsut expsoe themselves to teenagers on the train like normal people?

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    God damn it

    I just found out I'll be TAing a technical writing course, instead of an essay writing course, even though essay writing is the most common course to TA and I put it at the top of my preferences, and I have two years of experience tutoring students in essay writing at a university job.

    Now I have to show business students how to write a goddamn report or something

    God dammit

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hey so when I used the bathroom stall at work today I really had to fight back the impulse to tap my right foot and stick my hand under the stall next to me.
    The guy you stared at for two minutes in through the crack in the door in the stall next to you was quite the looker, huh?
    I wanted to make sure that he noticed my blue eyes, so I fidgeted a lot to get his attention.
    Perhaps you should have slipped him a business card informing him that you're a moderator of an entire internet subforum. I wonder what he would have thought of that?

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Can't gay people jsut expsoe themselves to teenagers on the train like normal people?

    In one of my girlfriend's psych books (?) they had an anecdote in the section of sexuality regarding how people are "turned on". Basically, there was a businessman on Wall Street who absolutely, positively could not become aroused under any normal circumstance. At all. The only thing that could arouse him was to expose himself to old ladies with walkers on the subway. A regular walkerless old lady didn't do it for him. He'd do this, then go run home to be with his girlfriend. Nothing else worked for him.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am naked if it helps. Slow motion I can do. The Opera might be a tough call.

    Being naked always helps.

    Use internet radio for the music.

    Stay naked, and I'll be over with the knife as soon as I find the teleporter.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Can't gay people jsut expsoe themselves to teenagers on the train like normal people?

    In one of my girlfriend's psych books (?) they had an anecdote in the section of sexuality regarding how people are "turned on". Basically, there was a businessman on Wall Street who absolutely, positively could not become aroused under any normal circumstance. At all. The only thing that could arouse him was to expose himself to old ladies with walkers on the subway. A regular walkerless old lady didn't do it for him. He'd do this, then go run home to be with his girlfriend. Nothing else worked for him.
    I'm not alone!

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Goddamn TomTom site gives me an "unexpected programming error" when I try to register my device. Balls. I wanted to download the camera map.

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  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    gooey, your title and location... I just heard about someone doing this on youtube from the kevin smith podcast. is that just a coincidence?

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Can't gay people jsut expsoe themselves to teenagers on the train like normal people?

    In one of my girlfriend's psych books (?) they had an anecdote in the section of sexuality regarding how people are "turned on". Basically, there was a businessman on Wall Street who absolutely, positively could not become aroused under any normal circumstance. At all. The only thing that could arouse him was to expose himself to old ladies with walkers on the subway. A regular walkerless old lady didn't do it for him. He'd do this, then go run home to be with his girlfriend. Nothing else worked for him.
    I'm not alone!

    There are dozens of us! Dozens!

    Spoiler:
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    gooey, your title and location... I just heard about someone doing this on youtube from the kevin smith podcast. is that just a coincidence?

    He's probably referencing the same video I posted here a while back that grossed everyone out.

    It's not me.

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  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    gooey, your title and location... I just heard about someone doing this on youtube from the kevin smith podcast. is that just a coincidence?

    He's probably referencing the same video I posted here a while back that grossed everyone out.

    It's not me.

    good. cause it sounded gross.

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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