help us pick a storyline

Dog

redhead wrote:

I voted WoW. Most of the others seem like they'd work better as a one-shot deal rather than with continuity.

I'm all about making these fuckers work for their money (:

WE WANT ANN! WE WANT ANN! WE WANT ANN!

Dog

I really think it's important we vote for the Kung Fu Rooster here. I'm already imagining a flashback scene. The Rooster's old master says to him:

"When you can 'peck' the pebble of grit from my hand, it will be time for you to leave."

Think about it! It's "Kung Fu", but in rooster form!

Dog

zilo wrote:

Strips about WoW characters? Please God, no. If I wanted that shit I'd go read /gu comics.

Dare to try something new. Making fun of nerds is always funny, vote Elemonstors.

And you aren't a nerd? Making posts to a forum devoted to video games and comics? Where's a Total Perspective Vortex when you need one.

Älphämönkëy

mcc wrote:

Anyway this is very cool, thanks for asking our opinion.

Agreed.

joehonkie

Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood is the best shit ever.

Mmmm... Cocks...

My votes for Ann.

A young child, who is also female, who knows about video games.

I dunno, it could just make some funny scenarios.

Dog

Ha, Oolong, here's a new registration.

I think Kung Foo Rooster would be a sweet storyline. That strip made me laugh, but I think we need to see more that just one picture of him. Maybe he could pair up with the Cardboard Tube Samurai???? Any which way, the Kong Fu Rooster was a completely random idea that was absolutely hilarious.

Dog

Registered just to get in on this.

Voted Twisp & Catsby, if only to learn how they would adapt to continuity.

The best of all possible worlds, though, would obviously be an epic summer crossover: Cardboard Tube Samurai versus Kung Fu Rooster.

Halfmex

I've gotta go with Div. Haven't seen nearly enough of him lately.

Kevar

nano wrote:

zilo wrote:

Strips about WoW characters? Please God, no. If I wanted that shit I'd go read /gu comics.

Dare to try something new. Making fun of nerds is always funny, vote Elemonstors.

And you aren't a nerd? Making posts to a forum devoted to video games and comics? Where's a Total Perspective Vortex when you need one.

And just because we are one, we can't make fun of other ones? Or ourselves? Lighten up

Dog

Lets get some of the older characters some luv...

Fruit Fucker and/or Div......

Forar

Div, all the way.

The WoW characters would be a fine choice as well, but I've always loved that drunken, lecherous peice of hardware.

Dog

I technically registered to vote in this. Only because the forum wouldn't let me log into the account I created about a year back, though. :?

I voted for Annarchy. Div would have been my second choice. As much as I'd like to see Twisp and Catsby, I don't think a storyline would suit them.

omgboomlol

Fruit Fucker for life.

FTV

Well, that settles it, Ann needs her own series on Cartoon Network. It'll have new episodes Friday nights about being a secret agent or something like that. Gabe and Tycho can make cameos occasionally. awesome

Jat

I want the squirrels back from the bench.

bombardier

Goodbye, fair bandwidth!

FTW because div is my hero and I got a free shirt:

FTV

Jat wrote:

I want the squirrels back from the bench.

Haha! Awesome! I totally agree with you.

Kevar

Jat wrote:

I want the squirrels back from the bench.

:^::^::^::^:

Dog

It was a really hard call between Ann and the Fruit Fucker, but I ended up siding with fruit. I figure maybe it will be a boost for the FF T-shirt to finally show up in babydoll style for us girls.

EDIT: Aw crap, I missed them add it! Bah! Been waiting forever... guess I know what I'm buying tonight

sullijo

Have we learned nothing from Star Wars/Star Trek fan-fic? Crossovers suck.

Annarchy 4 life.

omgboomlol

Jat wrote:

I want the squirrels back from the bench.

Limed for fuck yes.

Dog

Definitely the FruitFucker. I wanna be like him when I grow up. :B

Jat

I'd be happy if there was a way that I could leaf through all of the old bench comics. What ever happened to those anyway?

BahamutZERO

Remind me again, who is "Annarchy"?

mrflippy

Hmm... Fruit Fucker or Ann...

Is it wrong to want a strip with both of them?

BahamutZERO

BahamutZERO wrote:

Remind me again, who is "Annarchy"?

Nevermind, I remembered, Tycho's neice.

Q_Prime

haha, i voted for Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood. that would be awesome. i doubt it's going to make a come back now but you never know.

Emiroo

I can't believe the Kung Fu Rooster isn't winning. He's the Cock that Rocks people! Maybe he'll get a cameo...

Storm Shadow

Fruit Fucker Vs. Div

jwalk

Ann. Because gamer girls kick ass.

Dog

I registered for the express purpose of voting for Annarchy. =)

If I could vote against an option, it'd be Div. Jerks aren't funny just for being jerks. They can be funny, but not just because they're jerks.

It'd be like if Calvin and Hobbes did a 6-strip series on Moe.


Powers &8^]

Dog

Storm Shadow wrote:

Fruit Fucker Vs. Div

Div-
"Olive in Martini"

Fruit Fucker-
"My tini in Olive"

Amigu

My vote goes to Ann. I was wondering is she a fictional character did Tycho really get his niece playing video games?

And come on guys CTS would kick Dr. Raven whatevers ass. The only character man enough to take it up with him is Kung Fu Rooster.

Dareth Ram

Annarchy! Wooo!

Iolo

If Frank was on the list, he'd win my vote by a mile. Ditto for the cat. Or Mr Period and friends.

Since they aren't, Annarchy gets it.

This is a bold experiment with democracy. Let's hope it doesn't unbalance the fragile and hysterical ecosystem that is the PA's creative totalitarianism.

OhJustSomeRandomGuy

I voted for Div, because he was closest to what I really wanted, which was the drunken dancing robot that always shows up in the con sketches.

Maybe the robot can be part of the characters that come over when Div starts the partying up.

Also, there should be a break in the continuity for a day, as Chuck the Mac Zealot hangs himself after hearing the Apple/Intel announcement.

Dog

I'm all over Kung Fu Rooster, but I'll be happy as long as it isn't anything Warcraft related.

WoW humor is not, end never has been, funny

Amigu

Yeah what happeed to that mac guy?

nindustrial

Twisp and Catsby! (Though Div would follow a close second if I could vote twice.)