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Leadership Pickles?

Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Singularity Engine++
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Yes, because everyone is motivated by some Agar, briny cucumbers and the Monopoly Guy delivering them. Have you ever had your company pull some incredibly inane tactic to get you to be motivated? I know I have.

You wish I could make Leadership Pickles up!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    wrong forum shitlips

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    More like PipTheAnimePedoJustifyingHisAddiction

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    but yeah sure they're creepy why not

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    More like PipTheAnimePedoJustifyingHisAddiction

    incorrect

    I do not frequent the asshole of the internet that is 4chan

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Maybe we can retool this and start over

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    Fuck you, Japanimation

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    post some juancock or something I guess

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Now this thread is going places!

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    Hitler pickles.

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    post some juancock or something I guess
    Hahaha. I still remember that.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    well now my posts just look silly

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Boeing had Hawaiian shirt friday. Not even in a "haha, we are like Office Space" kind of way. They were clueless.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dude i kinda want a dill pickle right now

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The actual cost of the Leadership Pickle program is like $1000+. If they'd have just given me some cash in an equal slice of whatever they paid to buy a bunch of stupid leadership pickle pins and books and pocket cards, I'd have been much more happy.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'll lead your pickle.

    Into my mouth.

    For blowjobs.

    Pickle is a euphamism for penis here.
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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I saw that pickle video in one of my management classes in college. Didn't like the guy.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The DVD for it is 900 fucking dollars USD

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Who the fuck signed the loan to get this business started?

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    I like how it's $100 more on DVD than it is on VHS.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you know that guy was just fucking blazed one day when he decided to make that company

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You gave someone five grand to start leadership what?

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    And the whole program is everyone giving each other pickle pins. If you do good, you get a pickle pin.

    Think: Banana sticker, Metalocalypse

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    paging maury

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    all stoned out of his mind at a circle k

    just staring at a jar of pickles for 27 minutes

    going

    man

    know what would rule

    "leadership pickles"

    I can totally market this shit

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm kind of scared that people working at hospitals are giving it good reviews

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    When I'm hungover I crave pickles.

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    They hand out pins with witty little sayings where I work.


    I'd rather have a pickle.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sweet pickles are crap

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Sweet pickles are crap

    they are the false ones

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    picklez

    prickly pickles

    it's a pickle miracle

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  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man dely should be a mod again.

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Man dely should be a mod again.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    i think that dely should be banned LIKE TEN TIMES

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what about shoe

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  • Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User
    edited September 2007
    I actually had to go through a session of this training at my last job. The key phrase is, "Give em the pickle."

    Also, you receive a pickle pin for completing it.

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User
    edited September 2007
    there are so many forumers that I wish to be moderators again

    shoe
    one fiddy
    dely

    okay that's only three but still

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    let's all be mods???

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited September 2007
    I actually had to go through a session of this training at my last job. The key phrase is, "Give em the pickle."

    Also, you receive a pickle pin for completing it.

    I read that as "give me the pickle" and now I have the most horrifying image of leadership pickle gay pornography

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    nads is not a good mod

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