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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The Nothing was moved to tears by the size of that thing.

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    IT'S THE NOTHING OH MY GOD

    OH MY GOD

    okay that's all I've got

    hey TN

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    I have an interview on Wednesday for a sales associate position at a ''sex toys and adult entertainment'' shop. I'm really, really excited.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    just don't put anything up your ass

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  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    ... it's Whippy.

    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    son there's something i need to tell you

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  • Sean Penn Is A Gay FaggotSean Penn Is A Gay Faggot Registered User
    edited September 2007
    I work for nintendo

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    son there's something i need to tell you

    ...





    HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User
    edited September 2007
    son there's something i need to tell you
    /plays with Serious Sam action figures

    I don't know what I'm doing.
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  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    Oh yeah, speaking of sex toys...

    You still got that thing Whippy?

    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I've always wanted to work at a shop like that. You probably don't even need people skills :o

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    TDL wrote: »
    Oh yeah, speaking of sex toys...

    You still got that thing Whippy?

    Hell yes I do.

    You, uh....you won't ever be wanting it back, will you?

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My curiosity has been piqued. Is this something that can only be retrieved by Lemmiwinks?

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  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    No, no you can keep it. :lol:

    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User
    edited September 2007
    TDL wrote: »
    Oh yeah, speaking of sex toys...

    You still got that thing Whippy?

    Hell yes I do.

    You, uh....you won't ever be wanting it back, will you?
    Oh God. You people borrow sex toys?

    I need to vomit.

    I don't know what I'm doing.
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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    I've always wanted to work at a shop like that. You probably don't even need people skills :o

    You need quite a lot of them, actually! It's just like any other retail position, honestly. The ratio of ladies coming in to buy a new vibrator is surprisingly equal with the dudes just lookin' for porn.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    how does this one feel?


    where does this part go?

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    I've always wanted to work at a shop like that. You probably don't even need people skills :o

    You need quite a lot of them, actually! It's just like any other retail position, honestly. The ratio of ladies coming in to buy a new vibrator is surprisingly equal with the dudes just lookin' for porn.

    But you don't have to feign interest in what they will be purchasing. No "So, you ladies making a cake?" in this situation.

    Nobody would want that cake.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I am a Customer Care Representative for T-Mobile USA

    I am who the people call about their T-Mobile service

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    English Teacher in China, I make big bucks for little work

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I honestly wanted to be a firefighter.

    But apparently they have restrictions vision!

    yes

    you have to see in stereo you freak


    i have incredible eyesight in that one eye!

    you know this whole one eye thing took away many career options

    like, game warden, armed forces, firefighter

    sorely disappointed

    However, it did provide many enticing benefits in regards to the profession of pirate.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    I am a college student.

    I want a job where I can just sit there and browse forums.

    I'm living <3's dream.

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    My mom told my brother to try to be a firefighter, her reasoning being that the job was easy and safe.

    Than I reminded her that they have to jump into buildings on fire.

    Of the (average) 100 firefighters that die in active line of duty deaths each year, about 50% of those are from cardiac arrest and the second biggest killer is traffic accidents (mostly in rural areas), honestly when you consider the scope of the job its not as bad as you would think.

    Also, being in a room filled with fire and putting it out is a god damned rush.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'd like a sit-down job where I can computer all day

    but nooooooo

    I have to work lift things and get sunburned, ring up gas and snacks, and tell people that there are no computers available for them to use because they are late as balls

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'd like a sit-down job where I can computer all day

    but nooooooo

    I have to work lift things and get sunburned, ring up gas and snacks, and tell people that there are no computers available for them to use because they are late as balls

    As long as the pay as comparable, working with your hands will always feel much more rewarding then sitting at a desk all day being a jerkoff.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I get 7 dollars an hour for my labor job

    it sucks shit

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I get 7 dollars an hour for my labor job

    it sucks shit

    How old are you again?

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I get 7 dollars an hour for my labor job

    it sucks shit

    i get 10.50 for browsing forums. your life sucks.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    22

    I am looking for a better job(s) tomorrow

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User
    edited September 2007
    RedTide wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I get 7 dollars an hour for my labor job

    it sucks shit

    How old are you again?
    Dude, just check his profile.

    Date of Birth:
    April 18, 1985
    Age:
    22


    Laaaaaazzyyyyyy.

    I don't know what I'm doing.
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i think i heard somewhere he has brain cancer. so you know, that's probably why he's underpaid. damaged goods and all.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    someone suggest some jobs and how to get them


    because I am sick of buckets of sweat work for 7 bucks an hour

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dudes.

    I help make special effects for the movies that you see.

    I may get to work on a comic book movie.

    Worship me like a god.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my brain problems are in remission, I am the best ever

    I should run into my boss' office, kick him in the face and shout how I am the best

    get my up to 20 bucks an hour

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    22

    I am looking for a better job(s) tomorrow


    Everyones supposed to have shitty jobs at our (general) age anyway. Just write down the names of anyone who fucks with you extensively and get yours when you finally get hired as a cop.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    newspaper, craigslist and maybe monster to search. go for inside jobs. maybe see if you can temp somewhere.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    7 dollars an hour

    dear god

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    well, I'm browsing craigslist right now and so far not much of it is looking any better than what I've got

    :/

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    my brain problems are in remission, I am the best ever

    I should run into my boss' office, kick him in the face and shout how I am the best

    get my up to 20 bucks an hour

    move to ATL

    I'll hire you

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dudes.

    I help make special effects for the movies that you see.

    I may get to work on a comic book movie.

    Worship me like a god.

    Yeah, just like we worship all the fagmos who worked on Daredevil.

    Fall on Jennifer Gardners (well concealed) dick and die.

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