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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    RedTide wrote: »
    Dudes.

    I help make special effects for the movies that you see.

    I may get to work on a comic book movie.

    Worship me like a god.

    Yeah, just like we worship all the fagmos who worked on Daredevil.

    Fall on Jennifer Gardners (well concealed) dick and die.

    YOU WILL SEE MY CINEMATIC ABOMINATIONS AND PAY MY WAGES DAMN IT

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    well, I'm browsing craigslist right now and so far not much of it is looking any better than what I've got

    :/

    Did you check the men seeking men section?

    Sometimes I post pictures of Scarlet on the Minnesota pages. You know, in case somebody he works for checks the best of section and reads the entry about a person seeking a good pegging & pozzing

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    RedTide wrote: »
    Dudes.

    I help make special effects for the movies that you see.

    I may get to work on a comic book movie.

    Worship me like a god.

    Yeah, just like we worship all the fagmos who worked on Daredevil.

    Fall on Jennifer Gardners (well concealed) dick and die.

    YOU WILL SEE MY CINEMATIC ABOMINATIONS AND PAY MY WAGES DAMN IT

    I didn't pay for the rise of the silver surfer, and I'm not going to pay for the Wondertwins flick either.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale hire me and I'll do everything from here

    come on man I need money

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    RedTide wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Dudes.

    I help make special effects for the movies that you see.

    I may get to work on a comic book movie.

    Worship me like a god.

    Yeah, just like we worship all the fagmos who worked on Daredevil.

    Fall on Jennifer Gardners (well concealed) dick and die.

    YOU WILL SEE MY CINEMATIC ABOMINATIONS AND PAY MY WAGES DAMN IT

    I didn't pay for the rise of the silver surfer, and I'm not going to pay for the Wondertwins flick either.

    How about the Incredible Hulk?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    someone suggest some jobs and how to get them


    because I am sick of buckets of sweat work for 7 bucks an hour

    if you want a job like what I got

    www.t-mobile.com/jobs

    not a hard job to get and I make almost $12 an hour

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i am picturing raneados as a cross between one of those starving african kids with all the visible bones and frailty and an angry homeless guy with a scruffy beard asking passersby for change and then calling everyone who ignores him a lousy cunt through an alcoholic slur

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    so these stuffing envelopes offers

    anyone ever done them?

    something I can do while I watch Tv or read would be awesome

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    someone suggest some jobs and how to get them


    because I am sick of buckets of sweat work for 7 bucks an hour

    if you want a job like what I got

    www.t-mobile.com/jobs

    not a hard job to get and I make almost $12 an hour

    man the flash part there is pretty cool

    bottom left top right bottom left top right

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Air wrote: »
    i am picturing raneados as a cross between one of those starving african kids with all the visible bones and frailty and an angry homeless guy with a scruffy beard asking passersby for change and then calling everyone who ignores him a lousy cunt through an alcoholic slur

    man that is not even close to me I am a nice guy and I eat a lot

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    RedTide wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Dudes.

    I help make special effects for the movies that you see.

    I may get to work on a comic book movie.

    Worship me like a god.

    Yeah, just like we worship all the fagmos who worked on Daredevil.

    Fall on Jennifer Gardners (well concealed) dick and die.

    YOU WILL SEE MY CINEMATIC ABOMINATIONS AND PAY MY WAGES DAMN IT

    I didn't pay for the rise of the silver surfer, and I'm not going to pay for the Wondertwins flick either.

    How about the Incredible Hulk?

    Fool me once, shame on you, try to fool me a second time, and I'll shit down your throat.

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    i am picturing raneados as a cross between one of those starving african kids with all the visible bones and frailty and an angry homeless guy with a scruffy beard asking passersby for change and then calling everyone who ignores him a lousy cunt through an alcoholic slur

    man that is not even close to me I am a nice guy and I eat a lot

    You're still pretty thin.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    not that thin, dang

    geez blame me for working out why don't you

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    i am picturing raneados as a cross between one of those starving african kids with all the visible bones and frailty and an angry homeless guy with a scruffy beard asking passersby for change and then calling everyone who ignores him a lousy cunt through an alcoholic slur

    man that is not even close to me I am a nice guy and I eat a lot

    heres a dollar just leave me alone

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    We all work out, Rane. Nobody wants to be fat like the straights.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Air wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    i am picturing raneados as a cross between one of those starving african kids with all the visible bones and frailty and an angry homeless guy with a scruffy beard asking passersby for change and then calling everyone who ignores him a lousy cunt through an alcoholic slur

    man that is not even close to me I am a nice guy and I eat a lot

    heres a dollar just leave me alone

    You got a dollar liddle man or you got a dollar your mommy gabe you

  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    RedTide wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Dudes.

    I help make special effects for the movies that you see.

    I may get to work on a comic book movie.

    Worship me like a god.

    Yeah, just like we worship all the fagmos who worked on Daredevil.

    Fall on Jennifer Gardners (well concealed) dick and die.

    YOU WILL SEE MY CINEMATIC ABOMINATIONS AND PAY MY WAGES DAMN IT

    I didn't pay for the rise of the silver surfer, and I'm not going to pay for the Wondertwins flick either.

    How about the Incredible Hulk?

    Fool me once, shame on you, try to fool me a second time, and I'll shit down your throat.

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0800080/

    HULK SMASH!

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    RedTide wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Dudes.

    I help make special effects for the movies that you see.

    I may get to work on a comic book movie.

    Worship me like a god.

    Yeah, just like we worship all the fagmos who worked on Daredevil.

    Fall on Jennifer Gardners (well concealed) dick and die.

    YOU WILL SEE MY CINEMATIC ABOMINATIONS AND PAY MY WAGES DAMN IT

    I didn't pay for the rise of the silver surfer, and I'm not going to pay for the Wondertwins flick either.

    How about the Incredible Hulk?

    Fool me once, shame on you, try to fool me a second time, and I'll shit down your throat.

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0800080/

    HULK SMASH!

    It's like they traded up for a better Bruce and traded down for a much worse Betty at the same time.

  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I rather like Liv Tyler.

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I rather like Liv Tyler.


    Just because you would fuck someone ragged doesn't mean you even have to pretend to say you'd like to see them act.

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    crap i gotta pay a parking ticket
    i would have to work more than 10 hours to pay it if i got as much as raneados
    but i will only have to work 5 hours to pay it
    luckily i only work 5 hours a week

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Air wrote: »
    crap i gotta pay a parking ticket
    i would have to work more than 10 hours to pay it if i got as much as raneados
    but i will only have to work 5 hours to pay it
    luckily i only work 5 hours a week

    Parking tickets are 40ish bucks around here, how little do you guys make? Alternately, how fucking much do you pay?

  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    RedTide wrote: »
    I rather like Liv Tyler.


    Just because you would fuck someone ragged doesn't mean you even have to pretend to say you'd like to see them act.

    Touche

    Plus...Aerosmith.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    eighty fucking dollars

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Thats like > 4 hours work.

    No wait, its not.

  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    im a student at a film school. currently trying to decide if I could afford the time to get some part time gig

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    moonlight as a sellout to prepare for when you sell out

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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i should do what this one girl from the upper class did and find an agent who very un-suspiciously will offer to do your headshots/etc for free, under the condition you also do nudes that he swears are just for his personal collection

  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User
    edited September 2007
    I push shopping carts around

    hell yeah

  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User
    edited September 2007
    I park cars, which is okay, because I'm 16 and its a part time job. But still, I have to work with really stupid people (ie people)

  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work in an internet farm, making websites for a furniture company.

    At least I don't work in the customer service department.
    I walked in there to get some coffee yesterday and one of the angents was on the phone being told she was a stupid good-for-nothing sack of shit.

    God I love my internet farm.


    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • O.T.R.O.T.R. Registered User
    edited September 2007
    I work at a book store, its devastatingly easy. I sure don't appreciate when people write checks for $7 though, such a tedious and unnecessary task, especially when they are the last person in the store and we are supposed to be closed... And they have cash and credit card in their hand while they are searching their belongings for their license.

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I teach Taiwanese children English for pretty good money.


    Except tomorrow will be naught but tears and suffering because one of my classes is absolutely chock full of miserable little shits and we are starting this class off on the right foot if I have to chain every one of them to the wall and light fires under their feet.

    The rest of my classes are totally awesome.

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    O.T.R. wrote: »
    I work at a book store, its devastatingly easy. I sure don't appreciate when people write checks for $7 though, such a tedious and unnecessary task, especially when they are the last person in the store and we are supposed to be closed... And they have cash and credit card in their hand while they are searching their belongings for their license.

    oh god fuck they are inconveniencing you

    sorry bud i just don't feel that warrants much bitching considering how it probably isn't done very often

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I like to reserve my cash for transactions where it's required

    I'll gladly hand over my credit/debit card for anything that I can. I don't care if it's for $.50

    fuck the cashiers, I'm sorry if I'm making your life hell. What do you care what the amount of the transaction is? Do you have to work harder if it's less than some amount that you've decided in your high station in life is proper?

  • cSpoogecSpooge Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work for the Canadian tax department answering the 1-800 number for tax questions... it sucks balls getting yelled at but the $23/hour I get for it slightly makes up for it.

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    I like to reserve my cash for transactions where it's required

    I'll gladly hand over my credit/debit card for anything that I can. I don't care if it's for $.50

    fuck the cashiers, I'm sorry if I'm making your life hell. What do you care what the amount of the transaction is? Do you have to work harder if it's less than some amount that you've decided in your high station in life is proper?

    yeah i don't like using a credit card for under five bucks but fuck

    if i don't have cash then guess what i'm using?

    fuckin credit card

    unless i have change, but that just seems to piss them off more when you pay for a 6 dollar burger in quarters

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    I like to reserve my cash for transactions where it's required

    I'll gladly hand over my credit/debit card for anything that I can. I don't care if it's for $.50

    fuck the cashiers, I'm sorry if I'm making your life hell. What do you care what the amount of the transaction is? Do you have to work harder if it's less than some amount that you've decided in your high station in life is proper?

    yeah i don't like using a credit card for under five bucks but fuck

    if i don't have cash then guess what i'm using?

    fuckin credit card

    unless i have change, but that just seems to piss them off more when you pay for a 6 dollar burger in quarters

    yeah, I understand some small stores put a minimum purchase for credit transactions, because they dont need Visa nickel and diming them to death with transaction fees when they're not making any money really in the first place

    but I could care less how the asshole behind the counter feels about it, much less at a soulless chain store

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I went to arby's once with all my employees.

    This place treated us like shit.

    So we came back the next week. Ordered a huge amount of food. It was like a $180 bill for 15 guys.

    I paid in dimes.

    We were asked to never return. The teenage manager went to school with me. I thought he was gonna cry.

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