Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
I apologize if you came in to this thread expecting me to announce a kick ass CD filled with the finest music I have made, but this thread is about my greatest accomplishments. Since it would take about 5000 threads to tell about all my greatest accomplishments, I'll just tell you chumps about the time I held a job for nearly three months.
As soon as I graduated from high school my mom was like go get a job, so I went out and got one. I went to this place called APAC and was like "Yo I'm here to apply for a job". Then I sat down to do the hiring test. I knew right away I'd get the job, since everyone else applying was retarded. One dude was doing the hiring test with his dad's help and had to ask his dad if he was a veteran. I laughed in his face and then finished the hiring test. My score on it was so good that I was hired several days later.
After a week of training I was finally ready to work a CSR, Customer Service Representative for Citibank Credit Cards. A CSR for Citibank doesn't really provide customer service, instead they act as pushy as possible and try to get people to sign up for terrible deals. I'm a very persuasive guy, so I was able to sell almost everybody on a credit card.
One time this lady called up and she was all like:
Lady: What is the APR
Treeloot: That's a good question, the APR is based on prime rate and is currently prime + 9.99%
Lady: What does that add up to?
Lady: That is outrageous! I am not paying that much! That is unacceptable, I will not be doing business with you.
Treeloot: But you get 0% APR for 6 months!
Lady: Oh, I guess I'll apply then.
I will share more stories later but now I have to go eat some lunch.