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Rebellion

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Shootings will continue until moral improves

    Did you shoot that e of morale?

    Was it looking at you funny?

    did your trigger finger slip?





    Or is moral just some really bad poster?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So my roommate puts has this book shelf in the living room of our townhouse. He puts all his anime books and dvds on there. He says he wants everyone to see what he collects when they come over. He also has a bunch of ammo on the book shelf and he put his flashlight on there too. So my other roommate would take random things from it and hide them around the house.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Shootings will continue until moral improves

    Did you shoot that e of morale?

    Was it looking at you funny?

    did your trigger finger slip?





    Or is moral just some really bad poster?

    Well, a spelling checker won't red flag it for me because moral is still a word, and I'm stuck at work on a beautiful Friday morning and somebody left 1/8 of a cup of coffee in the pot and left it like a heathen.

    So, until this pot is done brewing, I can't be held responsible for my actions.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You're getting shot.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Both of you.

    and Mr. Embarkation's housemates.


    And a kitten.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Don't worry, I'm half German, so he'll need the Americans to come over after 2 years of shooting to finally get me.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm part German too.


    You can't escape.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wait, if we're both half German, then the two of us can conquer France in a single afternoon.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My left testicle could conquer France in a single afternoon.

    But then again, lefty is one hell of a testicle.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    We'll be the Kings of France.

    Wait, fuck that...we'll bring back the title of Kaiser. Kaisers of France.

    We'll change the names of all French foods to Freedom whatever and make them speak in proper British accents. They'll also have to get jobs.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    We'll be the Kings of France.

    Wait, fuck that...we'll bring back the title of Kaiser. Kaisers of France.

    We'll change the names of all French foods to Freedom whatever and make them speak in proper British accents. They'll also have to get jobs.

    They would have rolled over easy for all of your suggestions before the last.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    We'll be the Kings of France.

    Wait, fuck that...we'll bring back the title of Kaiser. Kaisers of France.

    We'll change the names of all French foods to Freedom whatever and make them speak in proper British accents. They'll also have to get jobs.

    And wash.

    And stop saying Errrrr between every other word.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    We'll be the Kings of France.

    Wait, fuck that...we'll bring back the title of Kaiser. Kaisers of France.

    We'll change the names of all French foods to Freedom whatever and make them speak in proper British accents. They'll also have to get jobs.

    They would have rolled over easy for all of your suggestions before the last.

    We may have to employ heavy weapons like a slap or maybe even a threatening gesture with a baseball bat.

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Please outlaw berets in the near future, unless you are part of an elite military unit.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I will outlaw being French in France just for shits and giggles. I will appoint you as Minister of Subjugation. Pick a palace, as long as it's not mine or my Co-Kaiser's place.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Please outlaw berets in the near future, unless you are part of an elite military unit.

    A word of clarification...the ENTIRE damn army is not an elite unit :p

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I will build gigantic castles out of sand overlooking every nude beach in France. I shall be master of my domain. Also, no fatties.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User
    edited September 2007
    i was gonna say, nude beach and fatties do not mix

    but you caught it

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    And all french women will me made to shave.

    None of that Au Naturale shit.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I will outlaw being French in France just for shits and giggles. I will appoint you as Minister of Subjugation. Pick a palace, as long as it's not mine or my Co-Kaiser's place.

    What will be after that? Air-dropping England with oral hygiene products?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I will outlaw being French in France just for shits and giggles. I will appoint you as Minister of Subjugation. Pick a palace, as long as it's not mine or my Co-Kaiser's place.

    What will be after that? Air-dropping England with oral hygiene products?

    It's a toss up between that or passing a Prohibition Law in Ireland.

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    i was gonna say, nude beach and fatties do not mix

    but you caught it

    Yes, make the nude beaches only open to hygienic hot girls who shave.

    I mean, come on France, that should've been done years ago.

  • claxtonclaxton ClubPA
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I will outlaw being French in France just for shits and giggles. I will appoint you as Minister of Subjugation. Pick a palace, as long as it's not mine or my Co-Kaiser's place.

    What will be after that? Air-dropping England with oral hygiene products?

    It's a toss up between that or passing a Prohibition Law in Ireland.

    that would end well

    Its not enough to win. You want nothing left of your enemy but a skull nailed to a fence post so everybody understands the cost of crossing you. -Durga
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    claxton wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I will outlaw being French in France just for shits and giggles. I will appoint you as Minister of Subjugation. Pick a palace, as long as it's not mine or my Co-Kaiser's place.

    What will be after that? Air-dropping England with oral hygiene products?

    It's a toss up between that or passing a Prohibition Law in Ireland.

    that would end well

    I would make Bud Light the official beer of Ireland and outlaw everything else (liquor included) under penalty of death.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    claxton wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I will outlaw being French in France just for shits and giggles. I will appoint you as Minister of Subjugation. Pick a palace, as long as it's not mine or my Co-Kaiser's place.

    What will be after that? Air-dropping England with oral hygiene products?

    It's a toss up between that or passing a Prohibition Law in Ireland.

    that would end well

    I would make Bud Light the official beer of Ireland and outlaw everything else (liquor included) under penalty of death.

    Oh shit, dude. That is fucking cruel.

    Damn.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    claxton wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I will outlaw being French in France just for shits and giggles. I will appoint you as Minister of Subjugation. Pick a palace, as long as it's not mine or my Co-Kaiser's place.

    What will be after that? Air-dropping England with oral hygiene products?

    It's a toss up between that or passing a Prohibition Law in Ireland.

    that would end well

    I would make Bud Light the official beer of Ireland and outlaw everything else (liquor included) under penalty of death.

    Oh shit, dude. That is fucking cruel.

    Damn.
    It's good to be the Kaiser

    Of course my palace will be stocked with everything under the sun. I'm like Kim Jong Il without being crazy and 4 foot tall.

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