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I tortured my little sister and ruined her social life.

TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta GhostbusterAtlanta, GARegistered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
So my sister's really hard to deal with, my parents, my brother and my self as well as some of her teachers have all experienced what it's like to try to get her to behave. She has a long history of selfishness and vindictive behavior. She's a slob who covers the bathroom in hair and water and locks herself in there for hours on end with the water running and the windows often closed.

She curses out my parents, steals and/or destroys other people's property (an iPod, a half-dozen pairs of headphones, anything left in the bathroom that isn't her property and anything she feels is in her way.) she even threw my mother's laptop on the ground in a fight because she was asked to use it only if she needed it for her homework. The laptop needed to be repaired because it wouldn't even turn on after that.

She's been punished before, mostly just yelling and empty threats on my parents' part. Occasionally my mother will forbid her from going to see friends, but half the time will buckle because "I'd rather [sister] be outside with her friends than inside watching TV."
Well today was the last straw.

My sister and I just began sharing lawn-cutting duties. My brother left for college so my mother offered her $15 to mow the lawn. That's $15 per week until it starts snowing. My sister, who is 15 and without a job decided she didn't want to cut the lawn. Instead she wanted to do nothing in-particular while laying on the leather sofa, browsing facebook/myspace and watching MTV. My mother, after probably about 45 minutes of attempted reasoning yelled at my sister and took her laptop back.
My sister said that now she WOULDN'T cut the lawn EVER because she was yelled at and proceeded to lock herself in the bathroom (locked the door and pulled out drawers to block it from opening) for 4 (FOUR!) hours.

Since I was the 'good child' who usually ended up getting the shit end of the stick because I respected my parents, I was outraged at her behavior. I had cut the front lawn already (harder due to trees, bushes and whatnot, where the back lawn is a flat triangle of grass) and while she was in the shower managed to drive to the store, buy an XBox 360 elite, play some demo guitar hero, drive to another store in another town, buy a used copy of Dead Rising and drive back home, then set up my XBox and play through the entire first level of BioShock all before I finally offered to shut the water off.
Even after it was off my sister wouldn't come out. My father came home and told her to come out of the bathroom and cut the lawn but she flat out said "No" and "Turn this fucking water back on right now!".
My father eventually turned the water back on :x and mowed the lawn :...:.

Since the only thing she cares about is facebook and the like I logged right into my account and posted a step-by-step explanation of my sister's day that day, including lovely quotes from her arguing with my parents. It took two posts to relay the entire thing. It wasn't up but for 15 minutes when my sister's phone was texted by one of her "bitch ass slut fag" friends (she actually puts this in her phone, not my words at all) telling her that all this info is up on her facebook and all her friends have seen it.
I get yelled at :eyeroll:, walk calmly up the stairs and delete the two posts and then delete her off my friends list.

My parents think I've stepped way over the line but I felt that a very harsh action was called for. My sister is now having her cell phone privileges taken away for a week as punishment from my folks.

I started to feel guilty about doing this to her. After all, a teenage girl has no greater part of her world than her social life, but if she wants to act like an heiress like all her idols on "Super Sweet Sixteen" she's going to get hit hard. I have to admit it made me feel much better when, in retaliation for what I did to her she carried a big cup of water from upstairs and threw it on my mother.

At any rate, I REALLY needed to vent. Do you have any stories of sibling bitchery or sweet, brutal revenge?

TL|DR - My sister was a raging bitch and I told all her friends on Facebook about how she treats her parents.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    no one's going to read this

    I was the first to not read it

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    shit, WaM is fast at not readin'

    second.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm an only child.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    why the fuck did you not kill her?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Slap your sister.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm not reading it

    but I assume you're a fat geek

    and you were jealous of your sister

    and so you creeped her and her friends out, or something

    and chalked one up with your cheeto-dusted fingers

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I'm not reading it

    but I assume you're a fat geek

    and you were jealous of your sister

    and so you creeped her and her friends out, or something

    and chalked one up with your cheeto-dusted fingers

    this is like irony or some shit I dunno

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    no no

    you were in the right

    what she really needs is some corporal punishment

    but you did what you could

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Rape your sister.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    no no

    you were in the right

    what she really needs is some corporal punishment

    but you did what you could

    Like I said, slap her in the face.
    When she gets pissy, do it again.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    rape her

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    jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Why didn't you just punch her in the goddamn face

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    I'm an only child.

    my brother's autistic

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    itt wren is slow

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    no no

    you were in the right

    what she really needs is some corporal punishment

    but you did what you could

    Like I said, slap her in the face.
    When she gets pissy, do it again.

    itt lol! is wiggin

    no

    corporal punishment should be administered only by parents

    anything else is assault

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    also, IDK MY BFF INTERNET

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    no no

    you were in the right

    what she really needs is some corporal punishment

    but you did what you could

    Like I said, slap her in the face.
    When she gets pissy, do it again.

    itt lol! is wiggin

    no

    corporal punishment should be administered only by parents

    anything else is assault

    Fuck that. The parents keep giving in.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i read it

    i'd keep your xbox locked up if i were you

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    no no

    you were in the right

    what she really needs is some corporal punishment

    but you did what you could

    Like I said, slap her in the face.
    When she gets pissy, do it again.

    itt lol! is wiggin

    no

    corporal punishment should be administered only by parents

    anything else is assault

    what are you? some sort of sissy lady fag?

    smack that bitch hardcore

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wren how does it feel to be beat'd.

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    ProcrastinatorProcrastinator Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Punch her in the cooter.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    coot her in the punch

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    oh this is my favorite part

    the plagues

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    if you want, one of us could get her pregnant

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    You need to settle this the way my cousins and I settled problems: Beat the shit out of each other.

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    IncendiaryIncendiary Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, IDK MY BFF INTERNET
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man I just love reading about people I don't know.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Man I just love reading about people I don't know.

    It makes me feel good knowing that my cousins are all cool people who I get along with.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Me too. Especially reading at length. That's why I read the OP and am now posting.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    haha

    who's the dumbest boy in the internet

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    if you want, one of us could get her pregnant

    Or several of us, why pick only one when you could have a veritable stable of internet freaks impregnant his sister?

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WOW YOU'RE THE BEST BROTHER EVER

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    wait a minute

    people are posting about their lives in a thread they made on an internet forum

    GET THE FUCK OUT

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i read it

    i'd keep your xbox locked up if i were you

    I am the only one she fears and respects. She hasn't DARED fuck with my room since she was very little. I can tear her world apart and she knows I will do it.

    I have slapped her before. Unlike when my mother occasionally loses her shit and hits her, my sister didn't dare hit me back.
    She once punched me in the face for yelling at her so I grabbed her by the hair and threw her to the ground.

    We all try not to get physical but when she makes first contact I react instantly.

    She's not going to last 10 minutes in college and I feel really bad for my folks.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    You need to settle this the way my cousins and I settled problems: Beat ... off each other.

    That will solve nothing.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Me too. Especially reading at length. That's why I read the OP and am now posting.

    Haha sike I didn't read it at all.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    no one's going to read this

    I was the first to not read it

    Threadshittin all up ins.






    Also, your sister sounds like a spoiled cunt, and your parents are completely spineless.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I've got a sister that's the same way, albeit not as extreme

    Good luck man

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    seriously, make your parents whoop her ass once or twice

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