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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Two flaming shots.

    a flaming shot of something that you then throw a B52 into.




    meh, closest plane drink I could think of.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User
    When you're done drinking it, a homeless person has to run in and claim it was an inside job by the government.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    And you have to throw up in tune with the star spangled banner.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User
    Maybe make it really challanging, and if you complete it, you get your name on the Never Forget plaque.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    I hear it's bad form to order an irish car bomb in an english pub.


    yes/no??
    Maybe.

    In Belfast, I think it would be a definite no no.

    Can't be much worse than ordering a Kamikaze in Hawaii.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    ugh internet cutting out a lot

    however, before it cut out i had this to say to pony

    hey pony your terrible depression reminds me of a funny story about how god hates me.

    my boss works the early shift (7-4) every day, i usually work 5-11 so i rarely see her and usually fly under the radar

    every time my schedule switches and i work when she is there terrible things happen to me

    including but not limited to

    a power outage 15 minutes after i go to bed, resetting my clock, my clock being set an hour behind on accident, even though i tripple check, my engine backfiring then dying several miles from anywhere, my battery dying without any warning

    Facebook Hope Rides Alone

    In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Pony wrote: »
    Don't take this too much to heart, Pony, but I was thinking of you yesterday, Pony.

    Mostly because I was writing a story about a father and a son going deer hunting. And, you know, machete on deer action.

    recently i watched the first season of dexter with my girlfriend

    i was deeply upset at how much i sympathized with the main character

    So you're a serial killer?

    Go read the books that the show is based on. So good. The third one comes out next month, I think.

  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    I saw "Dexter" and thought "Dexter's Laboratory".



    I spent a few minutes working out why anyone would be upset about sympathising with a boy genius with his own super lab behind his book case before I realized that it was probably a different dexter.

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I saw "Dexter" and thought "Dexter's Laboratory".



    I spent a few minutes working out why anyone would be upset about sympathising with a boy genius with his own super lab behind his book case before I realized that it was probably a different dexter.

    this happens far too often for my taste

  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    If you had to pick on page of this abortion to read, which page would it be?

  • EclecticGrooveEclecticGroove Registered User regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    If you had to pick on page of this abortion to read, which page would it be?

    Depends which of the topics it's meandered about on about that might interest you.



    As another note (about one of those topics). I find the entire height vs weight issue to be totally retarded as a term of "how healthy" one is.

    I'm 6'4'', I weighed around 180 after a surgery and I looked TERRIBLE, I was like walking death. Right now I'm probably around the 250 range and I need to start working out again (I overcompensated after I couldn't eat for months... I'm working on normalizing again).

    On the other hand I was probably in the best shape of my life when I weighed over 300lbs, because I was working out and weightlifting a lot at the time. I wasn't ripped like a roid freak or anything, I was just big because that's how I'm built.
    Other people are similar. I've seen so many people panic and freak out over their weight because they aren't at some abstract "ideal". It can do a lot of damage when people try and get thinner when they actually don't need to be. I see that mostly with younger women, just like I see many younger guys try and "bulk up" because they think they should weigh more.

    TLDR:
    People should be more concerned with how healthy they actually are and look rather than how healthy they may appear to be based on a set of numbers.

  • DakalDakal Registered User
    I am trying to bulk up so that the people who I want to hire me dont think I'm a pathetic little wussie of a man.

    I am trying to become a cop.

    5'8" - 160lbs

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    If you had to pick on page of this abortion to read, which page would it be?

    Depends which of the topics it's meandered about on about that might interest you.



    As another note (about one of those topics). I find the entire height vs weight issue to be totally retarded as a term of "how healthy" one is.

    I'm 6'4'', I weighed around 180 after a surgery and I looked TERRIBLE, I was like walking death. Right now I'm probably around the 250 range and I need to start working out again (I overcompensated after I couldn't eat for months... I'm working on normalizing again).

    On the other hand I was probably in the best shape of my life when I weighed over 300lbs, because I was working out and weightlifting a lot at the time. I wasn't ripped like a roid freak or anything, I was just big because that's how I'm built.
    Other people are similar. I've seen so many people panic and freak out over their weight because they aren't at some abstract "ideal". It can do a lot of damage when people try and get thinner when they actually don't need to be. I see that mostly with younger women, just like I see many younger guys try and "bulk up" because they think they should weigh more.

    TLDR:
    People should be more concerned with how healthy they actually are and look rather than how healthy they may appear to be based on a set of numbers.

    You sound like a fatty.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Dakal wrote: »
    I am trying to bulk up so that the people who I want to hire me dont think I'm a pathetic little wussie of a man.

    I am trying to become a cop.

    5'8" - 160lbs

    Whatever Sweetchuck. Just stick next to Hightower during patrol.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dakal wrote: »
    I am trying to bulk up so that the people who I want to hire me dont think I'm a pathetic little wussie of a man.

    I am trying to become a cop.

    5'8" - 160lbs

    Whatever Sweetchuck. Just stick next to Hightower during patrol.

    The force needs guys who can fit under trailers for meth'd up nutjobs, too.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • EclecticGrooveEclecticGroove Registered User regular
    Dakal wrote: »
    I am trying to bulk up so that the people who I want to hire me dont think I'm a pathetic little wussie of a man.

    I am trying to become a cop.

    5'8" - 160lbs

    That's at least a valid reason. You're trying to get into a job where physical requirements can certainly come into play (not that I haven't seen many VERY out of shape cops).

    I'm referring more to the guys who are smaller, and just want to put on weight because they feel that they have to in order to "look right".

  • EclecticGrooveEclecticGroove Registered User regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    If you had to pick on page of this abortion to read, which page would it be?

    Depends which of the topics it's meandered about on about that might interest you.



    As another note (about one of those topics). I find the entire height vs weight issue to be totally retarded as a term of "how healthy" one is.

    I'm 6'4'', I weighed around 180 after a surgery and I looked TERRIBLE, I was like walking death. Right now I'm probably around the 250 range and I need to start working out again (I overcompensated after I couldn't eat for months... I'm working on normalizing again).

    On the other hand I was probably in the best shape of my life when I weighed over 300lbs, because I was working out and weightlifting a lot at the time. I wasn't ripped like a roid freak or anything, I was just big because that's how I'm built.
    Other people are similar. I've seen so many people panic and freak out over their weight because they aren't at some abstract "ideal". It can do a lot of damage when people try and get thinner when they actually don't need to be. I see that mostly with younger women, just like I see many younger guys try and "bulk up" because they think they should weigh more.

    TLDR:
    People should be more concerned with how healthy they actually are and look rather than how healthy they may appear to be based on a set of numbers.

    You sound like a fatty.

    Maybe, rub my belly and make a wish! c'mon.. you know you want to.

  • DakalDakal Registered User
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dakal wrote: »
    I am trying to bulk up so that the people who I want to hire me dont think I'm a pathetic little wussie of a man.

    I am trying to become a cop.

    5'8" - 160lbs

    Whatever Sweetchuck. Just stick next to Hightower during patrol.

    The force needs guys who can fit under trailers for meth'd up nutjobs, too.

    Exactly! Those meth addicts are squirmy fuckers!

    Also, Canadian police are way different than American Police.

    (they get paid a lot more!)

  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    denihilist wrote: »
    If you had to pick on page of this abortion to read, which page would it be?
    Obviously not this one.

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