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[Phalla Royale] Game End: Robothero Victory! Diary Posted (post 3866)

KitanoKitano Registered User
edited May 2011 in Critical Failures
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Opening Narration:
Spoiler:

Phalla Royale Student Handbook
Spoiler:

Island Map:
Spoiler:

Secondary Narration - Ardor Is Weak and Dies!
Spoiler:



Student Roster:
Spoiler:

Student Casualties:
Spoiler:

Escaped Students:
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Rules:
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Item lists:
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Day 1 Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2961635&postcount=851

Day 2 Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2974360&postcount=1476

Day 3 Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2986486&postcount=2313

Day 4 Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=2997855&postcount=2761

Day 5 Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=3006093&postcount=3102

Day 6 Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=3016108&postcount=3337

Day 7 Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=3026005&postcount=3484

Day 8 Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=3037329&postcount=3557

Day 9 Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=3048478&postcount=3605

Day 10 Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=3059468&postcount=3654

Final Narration: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=3059922&postcount=3701

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  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    12 hours at the most, I will be here

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !Vaotasgraagh

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh man...

    Final count of how many in this? 83+?

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  • P10P10 An Idiot with Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ardor is going to RNG my bag first, because we are the bestest of friends....right?

    Don't get lost in the forest.
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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I will win this and rise above DA in the Phalla Rankings!!!!!!

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wait shit were we supposed to choose items god I'm totally lost

    Plus I was press-ganged into this

    Raaaaaaape

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  • KitanoKitano Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Wait shit were we supposed to choose items god I'm totally lost

    Plus I was press-ganged into this

    Raaaaaaape

    Items are random Hakk. Nobody got to choose anything.


    Oatway, 83 players.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    I will win this and rise above DA in the Phalla Rankings!!!!!!
    Pah! I'm only touchable because of the New Math tm.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Raaaaaaape
    Don't mind if I do! :winky:

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey everybody.

    Also that is a lot of people.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot with Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    okay here's the plan
    Spoiler:

    Don't get lost in the forest.
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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The limits of the PM inbox/outbox are going to hit you hard I reckon.

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Getting a post on the first page before they're all taken away.

    Also, you should all go watch Gilder's Let's Play of SMAS+W.

    It is glorious.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    I will win this and rise above DA in the Phalla Rankings!!!!!!
    Pah! I'm only touchable because of the New Math tm.
    It's so simple,
    So very simple,
    That only a child can do it.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    okay here's the plan
    Spoiler:

    This is quite the relief.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    okay here's the plan
    Spoiler:

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pretentious, it took me 3 hours to think up that plan.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Getting a post on the first page before they're all taken away.

    Also, you should all go watch Gilder's Let's Play of SMAS+W.

    It is glorious.

    Gilder! The sworn enemy of Florin!

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me RochesterRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Can't wait to start hunting down my rival. Nothing will stand in my way.

    Nothing.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot with Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    and I stole it from you in 3 seconds.

    wait, shit, this means you are going to kill me, isn't it.

    Don't get lost in the forest.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Raaaaaaape
    Don't mind if I do! :winky:

    D:

    Sex Offender!

    You ain't never gonna get a job again mister!

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Man I hope I get a combine and a gun.

    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'd like to request that anyone who receives a fan meet me at the docks, and we'll settle our matters like men.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    okay here's the plan
    Spoiler:

    BENEDICT ARNOLD

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    and I stole it from you in 3 seconds.

    wait, shit, this means you are going to kill me, isn't it.

    There are so many people I want to kill cause of Shankills phalla.

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  • McKidMcKid Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man I hope I get a headband.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot with Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    and I stole it from you in 3 seconds.

    wait, shit, this means you are going to kill me, isn't it.

    There are so many people I want to kill cause of Shankills phalla.
    *whimper*

    Don't get lost in the forest.
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Can one person have multiple rivals?

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    McKid wrote: »
    Man I hope I get a headband.

    I'm the only one who deserves it. I have the blind fighting skill.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Badass. This is going to be epic.

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  • CantideCantide Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Am I the only one hoping they get something completely useless? It's one thing to do well because you got handed an Uzi or something, but to crush 82 other people with nothing but a paper fan... that's true glory.

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So... is this the part where I run and hide until everyone else kills each other?

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  • CelethangCelethang Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Who wants to team up with this Phalla newbie and be my lovah?

    I'll try not to get you killed, honest >.>

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  • McKidMcKid Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm the only one who deserves it. I have the blind fighting skill.

    Well, I have the tetraplegic fighting skill. I deserve the headband

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  • KitanoKitano Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Can one person have multiple rivals?

    No.

    Also, for those of you asking, items, teams and roles will be in your role pms when we finish them.

    I just wanted to get this out of the way before I finalize the pms and such.

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My dexterity's high enough that I took two weapon fighting.

    I think I should start with two weapons.

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me RochesterRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So... is this the part where I run and hide until everyone else kills each other?
    Are you volunteering to be my rival?

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  • XevoXevo Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So is 83 people a Phalla record?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey if I go and do some actual work and I come back will this thread be so large as to make me regret joining?

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Locus wrote: »
    So... is this the part where I run and hide until everyone else kills each other?
    Are you volunteering to be my rival?

    Looks like I can't open my mouth without someone wanting to kill me...

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