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Fucking with your coworkers
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Wow.
Woooooooooow.
Are you a dude, as well? Because, if so, you should have just waited until after work to beat the hell out of him.
If you are not a dude, then I applaud you.
Yeah, with a name like Skull Man, I could see why you would be apprehensive about assuming he is male.
Drinkin' Mountain Poo
Funny though.
And you were his seeing eye dog or something?
no I am a fellow
it was an attempt to bitch me down, which was ludicrous because I'm six three and silly for fightin'
he also jabbed a knife at me a couple times, so, for poetic justice, I slashed his tires about a week after I was fired
Fuck, man, I can never tell around here. Example: TFS has been called just about every gender-identifying term known to man and he never complains, so I have no idea what he is.
an ex-friend of mine (long story, but it wasn't because of this instance) is scared to death of two things.
1) crows
2) juon (or The Grudge or whatever the english is)
the crows bit was easy. printed out a bunch of life sized pictures of crows, cut them out, taped them all around her cubicle.
the juan part. i printed out 2 photos of the kid. one, i placed on her computer screen. the other, i cut the eyes out of and placed the head over top of her phone. the eyes were placed right over where the phone flashes red when there's a message.
but there was no messaging flashing. so.
i went to a friend in the office who imitates the weird grinding noise that the kid in the movie makes. he left her a message of JUST that. and now the eyes were flashing red.
i don't think she felt quite right after that.
I think I'll find a similarly built dude next time and pass her off to him and see what happens.
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Also when I worked at a smaller company (One site, just big enough to have an Windows Active Directory) one of our callcenter girls was bored on a cold winters day, and our internet was out, so she made a rediculously bad MSPaint of our office from the perspective of her desk. She then saved said file to one of the network drives.
I found said file, added a comment to it and signed it so everyone would know who made it, then I made a slight alteration to the toplevel Group Policy that enforces backgrounds...
He was... displeased. But he never knew it was me, because I'm a Sox fan too! hehe
Too many good ideas here.
Not that I would ever do anything harmful.
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it comes from three years of middle school and two of high school of being fucked with and having no means of recourse
I made a solemn vow to never take shit from anyone anywhere
neither does she!
heyoooo
Trunk Club
Yeah, more or less.
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I was pissed because I couldnt find a shot of her in the old run down amusement park!!!
We moved out of that house about a year ago, and we just found one of the copies taped to the inside of one of his shirts about a month ago.
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This reminds me of what we did to one friend/acquaintance who was a bit of a hobag. One drunken night, she stuck a Mike's Hard Lemonade bottle up her chocha on a dare. Gross. Also, the cap was still on. Lord knows how she didn't get her insides all cut up.
Anyways, the next day, we went on a mission to find as many Mike's Hard Lemonade bottles as we could, which was surprisingly easy in a freshman dorm. Then we peeled off the labels and hid them all over her room. In her books, in her closet, in her bed, etc etc. A month later, she was putting on her bra, found a label in there, and cried for some odd reason. She'll never live that moment down.
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I hid them in my roommates laundry, drawers, etc.
His girlfriend sat him down and had a very concerned talk with him.
He probably would have punched me, if he wasn't laughing so hard.
she must have steel insides
Dude...... woah...
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I dont know if you have ever seen what happens when you let off a powder extinguisher.
But he was not happy.
And his room was very white.
this guy I kind of know dates a girl who has a tail
I've typed the whole story here before, and while the above paragraph doesn't really do my story justice, I'm just too damn lazy to retype it here again.
$('#you').appendTo('#compton').css('color', 'white');When I was taking my first level of firefighting, we had just gotten back from a practical lesson, and one of my classmates jumped out of the pumper he'd riden back in. His bunker jacket got caught on the fire extinguisher just behind the passenger side door and fired off the entire twenty pounder straight down onto the truck bay floor.
I don't have a tail