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Jack Thompson does something stupid thread, 38th(ish) edition

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User
    Goatmon wrote: »
    YardGnome wrote: »
    I thought he wasn't allowed to do this anymore.

    No, he's allowed. It just means that he'll eventually be subject to another psych exam, which he'll pass just like the last one.

    On top of the various posts provided by the guys behind Penny Arcade who have pointed out the various reasons why Jack is a complete lunatic, there's also this blip from the VG Cats Archives.

    Good times.

    Oh god, it reads like a forum fight. Isn't Wacko Jacko like 50 or something? O_o

  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    Isn't that forum e-war thing 2 years old now?

  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    PLEASE.

    Stop giving him attention.

    I'd rather have an idiot like JT, who can't accomplish anything, be the front of the 'games are bad' bullshit than someone else.

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  • you guys are all jerks, jack thompson is the fucking BOMBdotcom.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    you guys are all jerks, jack thompson is the fucking BOMBdotcom.

    Judging by your username and this post, you were cryogenically frozen in 1992 and only thawed out a few days ago.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    Henroid wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    PLEASE.

    Stop giving him attention.

    I'd rather have an idiot like JT, who can't accomplish anything, be the front of the 'games are bad' bullshit than someone else.

    See he might be an idiot but his generic spiel might as well just be him repeating 9/11 over and over again because the politicians hear it and straight away think "THat will get the norms to vote for me" and push for laws. And one day one of them is gonna end up passing.

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • RoofusRoofus Registered User
    Sleep wrote: »
    PLEASE.

    Stop giving him attention.

    +1

    It's our own fault.

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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    PLEASE.

    Stop giving him attention.

    I'd rather have an idiot like JT, who can't accomplish anything, be the front of the 'games are bad' bullshit than someone else.

    See he might be an idiot but his generic spiel might as well just be him repeating 9/11 over and over again because the politicians hear it and straight away think "THat will get the norms to vote for me" and push for laws. And one day one of them is gonna end up passing.

    People are too caught up in worrying about other shit to give games that much serious attention.

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  • EvanderEvander Registered User
    Ever notice that anyone who backs JT doesn't do so for long?

    It because evey politician, or journalist, or client, or anyone else realizes, after a time, that he is batshit insane.



    Seriously, if he is akin to repeating "9/11", it is only in the sense that he is taken as seriously as the folks who say that 9/11 was completely faked.

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    Evander wrote: »
    Did any of you guys know about this mission before this story broke? I sure didn't.

    Jack boy seems to follow gaming news more closely than anyone else in the world.

    I did, actually. It was in a feature story by GamePro, I do believe.

  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    I knew about it though I never connected this lawyer to him.

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    Jack did something stupid again? Golly, I sure wasn't aspectin that!

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • RohaqRohaq Registered User
    It must be time to market another violent videogame again!

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    There should be some type of sticky and everyone can post the links to the Jack is dumb articles with maybe a little blurb or something. Is he even a lawyer anymore?

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    Betcha 5 bucks Jack says something stupid next week.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • JihadJesusJihadJesus Registered User regular
    Betcha 5 bucks Jack says something stupid next week.
    I've got a twenty that says it won't take that long.

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  • DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Judging by your username and this post, you were cryogenically frozen in 1992 and only thawed out a few days ago.

    thomson is a titan among giants and you will address him with respect what is with you uppity younguns these days not listening to yer elders

    HES ON FUCKING TV sheesh lets see you little queers do that eh?!!? EH

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Judging by your username and this post, you were cryogenically frozen in 1992 and only thawed out a few days ago.

    thomson is a titan among giants and you will address him with respect what is with you uppity younguns these days not listening to yer elders

    HES ON FUCKING TV sheesh lets see you little queers do that eh?!!? EH



    Do you just want people to hate you ? I mean if you're trying to be funny it's failing miserably.

  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    PLEASE.

    Stop giving him attention.

    I'd rather have an idiot like JT, who can't accomplish anything, be the front of the 'games are bad' bullshit than someone else.

    See he might be an idiot but his generic spiel might as well just be him repeating 9/11 over and over again because the politicians hear it and straight away think "THat will get the norms to vote for me" and push for laws. And one day one of them is gonna end up passing.
    They pass fairly regularly, actually, but those damned activist judges keep throwing them out because of this "constitution" or something.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Betcha 5 bucks Jack says something stupid next week.
    I've got a twenty that says it won't take that long.
    Your on.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • RohaqRohaq Registered User
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Judging by your username and this post, you were cryogenically frozen in 1992 and only thawed out a few days ago.

    thomson is a titan among giants and you will address him with respect what is with you uppity younguns these days not listening to yer elders

    HES ON FUCKING TV sheesh lets see you little queers do that eh?!!? EH

    Do you just want people to hate you ? I mean if you're trying to be funny it's failing miserably.

    I concur. Dude, you're trying too hard.

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  • NevaNeva Registered User
    Evander wrote: »
    Did any of you guys know about this mission before this story broke? I sure didn't.

    Jack boy seems to follow gaming news more closely than anyone else in the world.

    I did, actually. It was in a feature story by GamePro, I do believe.

    It's also the mission that everyone that was given a demonstration saw. There have been a lot of magazines and sites putting articles out on their experience with it. It's been out there for a few months.

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  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    Neva wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Did any of you guys know about this mission before this story broke? I sure didn't.

    Jack boy seems to follow gaming news more closely than anyone else in the world.

    I did, actually. It was in a feature story by GamePro, I do believe.

    It's also the mission that everyone that was given a demonstration saw. There have been a lot of magazines and sites putting articles out on their experience with it. It's been out there for a few months.

    It would be hilarious if that demonstration was not intended to be in the game, and they just did it to make JT waste a lot of his time and energy. Then again, if the game comes out and it's not in there, there's the perception that it's a success on his part. So... nevermind.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Vegan wrote: »
    Neva wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Did any of you guys know about this mission before this story broke? I sure didn't.

    Jack boy seems to follow gaming news more closely than anyone else in the world.

    I did, actually. It was in a feature story by GamePro, I do believe.

    It's also the mission that everyone that was given a demonstration saw. There have been a lot of magazines and sites putting articles out on their experience with it. It's been out there for a few months.

    It would be hilarious if that demonstration was not intended to be in the game, and they just did it to make JT waste a lot of his time and energy. Then again, if the game comes out and it's not in there, there's the perception that it's a success on his part. So... nevermind.


    From what I recall in the Game Informer article the laywers name and appearance don't look anything like Jack. Rockstar clearly put it in as a jab but hell if he'll be able to prove it without admiting he said that exact line or something.

  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    Rohaq wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Judging by your username and this post, you were cryogenically frozen in 1992 and only thawed out a few days ago.

    thomson is a titan among giants and you will address him with respect what is with you uppity younguns these days not listening to yer elders

    HES ON FUCKING TV sheesh lets see you little queers do that eh?!!? EH

    Do you just want people to hate you ? I mean if you're trying to be funny it's failing miserably.

    I concur. Dude, you're trying too hard.

    i'd say it's either an alt, or a retard, or a retarded alt.

  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Dude anyone can get on TV. I could get on TV by asking a politician stupid questions.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    i've never seen jack thompson on tv

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i've never seen jack thompson on tv

    It's like watching William Shatner. Horribly overacted but darn good entertainment.

  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    actually its well known that if you ignore a bully heill just step things up. You have to chop off his arm in front of everyone so they know how not to behave.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Evander wrote: »
    Did any of you guys know about this mission before this story broke? I sure didn't.

    Jack boy seems to follow gaming news more closely than anyone else in the world.

    I did, actually. It was in a feature story by GamePro, I do believe.
    This month's GP to be exact. I didn't even finish the main article because I had actually read it a week or so earlier, but I forget where.

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  • DhalphirDhalphir Registered User regular
    Vegan wrote: »
    Neva wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Did any of you guys know about this mission before this story broke? I sure didn't.

    Jack boy seems to follow gaming news more closely than anyone else in the world.

    I did, actually. It was in a feature story by GamePro, I do believe.

    It's also the mission that everyone that was given a demonstration saw. There have been a lot of magazines and sites putting articles out on their experience with it. It's been out there for a few months.

    It would be hilarious if that demonstration was not intended to be in the game, and they just did it to make JT waste a lot of his time and energy. Then again, if the game comes out and it's not in there, there's the perception that it's a success on his part. So... nevermind.


    From what I recall in the Game Informer article the laywers name and appearance don't look anything like Jack. Rockstar clearly put it in as a jab but hell if he'll be able to prove it without admiting he said that exact line or something.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Malkor wrote: »
    Dude anyone can get on TV. I could get on TV by asking a politician stupid questions.

    No you'd just be tasered and taken to jail.

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  • wunderbarwunderbar Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Dude anyone can get on TV. I could get on TV by asking a politician stupid questions.

    No you'd just be tasered and taken to jail.

    which I'm sure would land him at least a 30 second blip on the evening news, hence TV.

    Someone should taser our boy Jack. That could be fun. They should make a game out of just that. I'd buy it.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    Vegan wrote: »
    Neva wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Did any of you guys know about this mission before this story broke? I sure didn't.

    Jack boy seems to follow gaming news more closely than anyone else in the world.

    I did, actually. It was in a feature story by GamePro, I do believe.

    It's also the mission that everyone that was given a demonstration saw. There have been a lot of magazines and sites putting articles out on their experience with it. It's been out there for a few months.

    It would be hilarious if that demonstration was not intended to be in the game, and they just did it to make JT waste a lot of his time and energy. Then again, if the game comes out and it's not in there, there's the perception that it's a success on his part. So... nevermind.


    From what I recall in the Game Informer article the laywers name and appearance don't look anything like Jack. Rockstar clearly put it in as a jab but hell if he'll be able to prove it without admiting he said that exact line or something.
    Moreover, even if the model looked exactly like him, it's not illegal, unless somebody repealed the First Amendment while I wasn't looking. I mean, what the hell is Jack thinking? "Hey, I wonder why the President hasn't started suing newspapers for political cartoons yet," or something?

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  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    If there was ever a story where Jack Thompson should get some attention because of it, this is it.
    The attached exhibit, which includes several graphic images of oral and genital sex between adult males, was filed electronically in the docket in this case, without prior permission from the court…

    The graphic images Mr. Thompson attached to his motion are indecent, obscene, and offensive. To the extent that the other attorney’s alleged conduct is in any way relevant… there was no need for Mr. Thompson to file these graphic images in the public record. A simple reference to the website and its alleged links would have sufficed…

    Sending gay porn to a judge.

    I'm speechless.


    EDIT:
    Spoiler:

  • StigmaStigma Registered User
    That's good.

    That's pretty good right there.

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  • EvanderEvander Registered User
    HAHAHAHA!

    He is appealing to us, you know. He wants us to keep him from getting disbarred, so we can watch his crazy antics.

    Will this plan work?

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User
    You know, I first read the line as "The graphic images of Mr Thompson attached to the file..."

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    I'm sorry, I'm not seeing his master plan in pissing off the last person who can save him from being out of a job.

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