Weirdest Fucking Thing Ever

slow

Me (I am)

Orestes

Nevermind.

Google found him.

You Bastard

hey Orestes did you have a wikipedicectomy or something

Orestes

Well, I just decided to get my cable reconnected after 7 years. I don't often go to the movies. And I mostly study during lunch nowadays.

So from things like pro-football I have no clue about anything. I was raised mostly Korean, so I know stories about elephants and farmers, wolfs and water. Things like Curious George and Dr. Suez I have to google.

If it was like Jonah Lomu or something, I would be like "OMFG REALLY!?"

But the name Lofa Tatupu means nothing to me.

slow

I can see how that kind of upbringing would put a unique slant on things.

Tossrock

Should have italicized it

tugga

this thread clearly points out who does and who doesnt pay attention to pro/college football

slow

Tossrock wrote: »

Should have italicized it

This is exactly what I said to myself.

Fiz

Did he have yellow feathers in his hair?

The Sneak!

When I was sixteen, I was working at McDonalds at the drive-thru window, and Trent Dilfer, quarterback of the Buccaneers at that time, came through. Motherfucker was burgin' something fierce.

ShimSham

Was it Tatupu who tackled Romo in the playoffs last year after the botched hold?

neville

naporeon wrote: »

BigDes wrote: »

At what point did the mansex happen?

Haha.

You know, even at the club, when I told my friends, they said the exact same thing.

But it was just so weird to have some really rich guy throwing out fliff like a sultan, and then actually having him turn out not just to be name-dropping.

*I* said the same thing too when you told me

wombat

naporeon wrote: »

No no.

He came in to use the urinal, while I was waiting for the woman I let in finish up in the stall.

so you pee sitting down

Shorty

Curt Marsh comes into my work fairly often. He lives in my hometown. Nice guy, really.

Kadith

I read that as cunt marsh

You Bastard

I was just about to post that

neville

Shorty wrote: »

Curt Marsh comes into my work fairly often. He lives in my hometown. Nice guy, really.

James Brown used to come to my town in SC fairly often. Drove a pink cadillac and was a really nice guy.

William "Refrigerator" Perry used to come into the grocery store where my first job was. Dude was a total dick.

naporeon

wombat wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

No no.

He came in to use the urinal, while I was waiting for the woman I let in finish up in the stall.

so you pee sitting down

Oh no. But I have been known to shit sitting down.

On occasion.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Indeed. Public restrooms aren't the best place to practice Defender's yoga pooping.

wombat

naporeon wrote: »

wombat wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

No no.

He came in to use the urinal, while I was waiting for the woman I let in finish up in the stall.

so you pee sitting down

Oh no. But I have been known to shit sitting down.

On occasion.

real men shit standing up

Trillian

So you turned down free drinks and mansex?
For shame.

D.T.

I don't care how famous I become, the minute I say something like "You don't know who I am, do you?", I want someone to end me right there.

His Corkiness

Kadith wrote: »

I read that as cunt marsh

sounds like a really shitty place

Hoz

When is the last time somebody lied about being a well known celebrity to you? Come on, man. You should have believed him and asked for a car.

Comahawk

I made an expensive burger for Tom Cochrane once... He was in a rush in an airport, imagine that.

Liked my burger though.

gazamc

I punched a somewhat famous soccer player in the face.

Koshian

A lot of the KC Chiefs players come to my parent's Chinese place

apparently they can each scarf down an appetizer and 3 or 4 entrees

The Far Side

I met Kane from C&C at Souplantation

CG Faggotry

The Far Side wrote: »

I met Kane from C&C at Souplantation

How was Joseph?

The Far Side

CrossBuster

I don't know who any of these people are.

I stood in line behind Patrick Norton once. He bought a cinnamon roll and then left

Filler Inc.

I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

Larlar

I am Brad Pitt's colon.

Orestes

Filler Inc. wrote: »

I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

CrossBuster

I get cancer. I kill Brad Pitt.

Filler Inc.

Orestes wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

Spill coffee on him.

Or urine.



Probably coffee.

Orestes

Filler Inc. wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

Spill coffee on him.

Or urine.



Probably coffee.

Do you plan on throwing this coffee at him?

I'm assuming the coffee will be very hot coffee.

But unless you throw it at him, he might just be like "Hey, watch it pal".

Filler Inc.

Orestes wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

Spill coffee on him.

Or urine.



Probably coffee.

Do you plan on throwing this coffee at him?

I'm assuming the coffee will be very hot coffee.

But unless you throw it at him, he might just be like "Hey, watch it pal".

Dude, this plan is so simple, I see brad pitt walking towards me, I walk towards him, look away and bump him with my shoulder. My left shoulder, my coffee will be in my left hand and I'll drop it on him.

It's the plan.

CrossBuster

What part of SF do you think he'd hang out in, if he ever came here at all?

Orestes

Filler Inc. wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

I bumped into brad pitt on the streets of SF and he yelled at me.

So I started fake crying, then he got worried and I snapped out of it and yelled, 'HAH! I can act too pretty boy!'


Okay, that's a lie, but It's something I'm planning on doing someday.

How do you plan on making Brad Pitt yell at you?

I mean, you can plan the bump in, but emotions?

Spill coffee on him.

Or urine.



Probably coffee.

Do you plan on throwing this coffee at him?

I'm assuming the coffee will be very hot coffee.

But unless you throw it at him, he might just be like "Hey, watch it pal".

Dude, this plan is so simple, I see brad pitt walking towards me, I walk towards him, look away and bump him with my shoulder. My left shoulder, my coffee will be in my left hand and I'll drop it on him.

It's the plan.

If someone seemingly "accidentally" spilled coffee on me, I would be very upset, but I don't think I would start yelling.