I'm gonna go and take off my clothes, then i'm gonna get in the shower, rub body lotion all over my body, then i'll put shampoo in my hair and let the suds do their work, following this i'll rince it off slowly to make sure i'm all clean.
I may have a shit before I get in.
:P
Stupid kind of sexytalk leads to... pooh! aaah the classics are always good.
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I've got my PS3 at the moment and it seems pretty solid, so i'm set for HAZE, ACreed, Pro Evo 2008, Folklore, Final Fantasy etc ect.
but i've got a real urge to get a 360 for Halo 3 and all the bloody exclusives it's getting. It's just so much money that feels like it's being wasted.
How long's the basic warranty on a PS3 or 360 btw? I got mine from Blockbuster which may or may not have been a good idea.
I've heard bad things about Sony's support. The 360 has IIRC a three-year warranty against red-ringing and I'm not sure how much this extends to other issues. I suspect that MS is pretty generous with their warranty at this point after being bent over about the RROD.
I'll probably end up picking up a PS3 whenever the next FF game drops (unless it goes cross-platform :P ). I'm still all rawr Sony though, since pretty much every Sony product I've ever bought has broken on me.
I've got my PS3 at the moment and it seems pretty solid, so i'm set for HAZE, ACreed, Pro Evo 2008, Folklore, Final Fantasy etc ect.
but i've got a real urge to get a 360 for Halo 3 and all the bloody exclusives it's getting. It's just so much money that feels like it's being wasted.
How long's the basic warranty on a PS3 or 360 btw? I got mine from Blockbuster which may or may not have been a good idea.
I've heard bad things about Sony's support. The 360 has IIRC a three-year warranty against red-ringing and I'm not sure how much this extends to other issues. I suspect that MS is pretty generous with their warranty at this point after being bent over about the RROD.
I'll probably end up picking up a PS3 whenever the next FF game drops (unless it goes cross-platform :P ). I'm still all rawr Sony though, since pretty much every Sony product I've ever bought has broken on me.
Sony have always been good to me, weirdly.
My PS1 and PS2 were both awesome purchases, and I only had to replace the PS2 after about 5 years.
I used to use Sony Discmans a lot, and they were pretty good considering.
I really want a Sony KDL40X300U HDTV now though, and it's £1700 ($3400). Although I could go for the KDL40X2000U for £400 less.
Oh, fear not. I'll freeball in death, too. Neither the canyon through which no wind blows, nor the call which must all men answer, shall ever fetter my testes.
Oh, fear not. I'll freeball in death, too. Neither the canyon through which no wind blows, nor the call which must all men answer, shall ever fetter my testes.
The river Styx will shrivel them something awful though.
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Oh, fear not. I'll freeball in death, too. Neither the canyon through which no wind blows, nor the call which must all men answer, shall ever fetter my testes.
The river Styx will shrivel them something awful though.
In some cheesy/classic cartoonish turn-around, right as my balls are about to be defeated by the cold of the river, I regain the heat of my youth. This will invariably involve me stretching all of my limbs out as far as they may go in each direction, and shouting. I'll then swim with great determination to the shores of the river, screaming with heroic determination, "And I'm free! Free ballin'!!." And as I swim my sack will begin to glow, and grow, and glow brighter, and grow larger. Soft rock, with distinct electric guitar will be heard in the background, as Hades himself reaches menacingly, but fruitlessly towards me.
"Damn you! Damn you JamesKeenan, and your insuppressible gonads!"
I imagine I'll then be reborn in a loose pair of pants. Maybe a kilt. 8-)
Oh, fear not. I'll freeball in death, too. Neither the canyon through which no wind blows, nor the call which must all men answer, shall ever fetter my testes.
The river Styx will shrivel them something awful though.
In some cheesy/classic cartoonish turn-around, right as my balls are about to be defeated by the cold of the river, I regain the heat of my youth. This will invariably involve me stretching all of my limbs out as far as they may go in each direction, and shouting. I'll then swim with great determination to the shores of the river, screaming with heroic determination, "And I'm free! Free ballin'!!." And as I swim my sack will begin to glow, and grow, and glow brighter, and grow larger. Soft rock, with distinct electric guitar will be heard in the background, as Hades himself reaches menacingly, but fruitlessly towards me.
"Damn you! Damn you JamesKeenan, and your insuppressible gonads!"
I imagine I'll then be reborn in a loose pair of pants. Maybe a kilt. 8-)
Ok, I've done some grade A detective work, and by talking to witnesses have pieced most of last night together.
My ex called me while I was working on my car, and caused me to bust my knuckles on the valve covers. According to witness A, I then answered the phone and demanded a blowjob. Repeatedly. Witness B reports that he arrived here right before she did, and I told her to just come back tomorrow and blow me, and she said she'd be back at 9 pm tonight.
When questioning witnesses A and B about why they allowed me to even risk coming back into contact with her, they responded with 'because we thought it'd be funny and I can't believe she didn't kick your ass with how you were talking to her'.
Now, do I call her and tell her not to show up, or do I take my blowjob like a man.
This decision would be so much easier if she was hotter.
Ok, I've done some grade A detective work, and by talking to witnesses have pieced most of last night together.
My ex called me while I was working on my car, and caused me to bust my knuckles on the valve covers. According to witness A, I then answered the phone and demanded a blowjob. Repeatedly. Witness B reports that he arrived here right before she did, and I told her to just come back tomorrow and blow me, and she said she'd be back at 9 pm tonight.
When questioning witnesses A and B about why they allowed me to even risk coming back into contact with her, they responded with 'because we thought it'd be funny and I can't believe she didn't kick your ass with how you were talking to her'.
Now, do I call her and tell her not to show up, or do I take my blowjob like a man.
This decision would be so much easier if she was hotter.
Ok, I've done some grade A detective work, and by talking to witnesses have pieced most of last night together.
My ex called me while I was working on my car, and caused me to bust my knuckles on the valve covers. According to witness A, I then answered the phone and demanded a blowjob. Repeatedly. Witness B reports that he arrived here right before she did, and I told her to just come back tomorrow and blow me, and she said she'd be back at 9 pm tonight.
When questioning witnesses A and B about why they allowed me to even risk coming back into contact with her, they responded with 'because we thought it'd be funny and I can't believe she didn't kick your ass with how you were talking to her'.
Now, do I call her and tell her not to show up, or do I take my blowjob like a man.
This decision would be so much easier if she was hotter.
I'd call her up, apologize for last night and tell her to never talk to an asshole like yourself again.
Nexus: I've been invited to some fundraiser party thing at Harborside on Friday by the girl I met at the thing last week. $40 for "premium" open bar from 6-8. It's two stops from Pavonia, so I'm going. If you're interested you should come.
One of the loss adjusters we use fucked up, and paid a policyholder way more than they were entitled to. This was two weeks ago, and the first inkling they've had is that a jewellery card (they're like store gift cards, but most jewellers accept them. We issue them instead of cash because we get a discount on them) they were issued has been mysteriously cancelled, whiche they're understandably upset about.
Turns out it's because we queried the payment, it being over the claim limit. So, the loss adjuster has known for about two weeks, but hasn't told the policyholder. We've been trying to get hold of the adjuster, who has been stalling everybody for a fortnight in the hope that we would just pay an invoice that's multiple thousands of pounds more than it should be and the whole mess would disappear.
So now the adjuster has to go and tell the person that they want that money they've spent back.
Eh, it's cool. $40 is kind of expensive so don't feel like you have to come or anything, but I'll be there for sure so it'll be cool if you want to come.
Eh, it's cool. $40 is kind of expensive so don't feel like you have to come or anything, but I'll be there for sure so it'll be cool if you want to come.
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What the fuck have I done?
I may have a shit before I get in.
I've heard bad things about Sony's support. The 360 has IIRC a three-year warranty against red-ringing and I'm not sure how much this extends to other issues. I suspect that MS is pretty generous with their warranty at this point after being bent over about the RROD.
I'll probably end up picking up a PS3 whenever the next FF game drops (unless it goes cross-platform :P ). I'm still all rawr Sony though, since pretty much every Sony product I've ever bought has broken on me.
Cause I have an hour to get through this shit and it ain't happening.
Priceless.
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So it's "love of wisdom of law"
Maybe that helps.
My PS1 and PS2 were both awesome purchases, and I only had to replace the PS2 after about 5 years.
I used to use Sony Discmans a lot, and they were pretty good considering.
I really want a Sony KDL40X300U HDTV now though, and it's £1700 ($3400). Although I could go for the KDL40X2000U for £400 less.
Freeballin'.
The river Styx will shrivel them something awful though.
Thank God it was easy.
In some cheesy/classic cartoonish turn-around, right as my balls are about to be defeated by the cold of the river, I regain the heat of my youth. This will invariably involve me stretching all of my limbs out as far as they may go in each direction, and shouting. I'll then swim with great determination to the shores of the river, screaming with heroic determination, "And I'm free! Free ballin'!!." And as I swim my sack will begin to glow, and grow, and glow brighter, and grow larger. Soft rock, with distinct electric guitar will be heard in the background, as Hades himself reaches menacingly, but fruitlessly towards me.
"Damn you! Damn you JamesKeenan, and your insuppressible gonads!"
I imagine I'll then be reborn in a loose pair of pants. Maybe a kilt. 8-)
My ex called me while I was working on my car, and caused me to bust my knuckles on the valve covers. According to witness A, I then answered the phone and demanded a blowjob. Repeatedly. Witness B reports that he arrived here right before she did, and I told her to just come back tomorrow and blow me, and she said she'd be back at 9 pm tonight.
When questioning witnesses A and B about why they allowed me to even risk coming back into contact with her, they responded with 'because we thought it'd be funny and I can't believe she didn't kick your ass with how you were talking to her'.
Now, do I call her and tell her not to show up, or do I take my blowjob like a man.
This decision would be so much easier if she was hotter.
Wait you're debating turning down a blowjob?
*slap*
I think I may have got someone fired today.
So, you know, that's exciting.
I got a stripper fired once.
Well technically she got herself fired.
But it was because of my excessive manly hottness (two t's), so I blame myself too.
Jolly good!
I played some halo 3 last night and got my xbox hooked up to that live crazyness. I shudder doing online fps again. I think I hate myself a lot.
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I sure that's what it was :P
Luck of the draw.
One of the loss adjusters we use fucked up, and paid a policyholder way more than they were entitled to. This was two weeks ago, and the first inkling they've had is that a jewellery card (they're like store gift cards, but most jewellers accept them. We issue them instead of cash because we get a discount on them) they were issued has been mysteriously cancelled, whiche they're understandably upset about.
Turns out it's because we queried the payment, it being over the claim limit. So, the loss adjuster has known for about two weeks, but hasn't told the policyholder. We've been trying to get hold of the adjuster, who has been stalling everybody for a fortnight in the hope that we would just pay an invoice that's multiple thousands of pounds more than it should be and the whole mess would disappear.
So now the adjuster has to go and tell the person that they want that money they've spent back.
Maybe her...friskiness...had nothing to do with me. But I'm not going to contemplate the reasons or beat myself up about it.
Eh, it's cool. $40 is kind of expensive so don't feel like you have to come or anything, but I'll be there for sure so it'll be cool if you want to come.
Don't forget to use a condom.
Real estate brokers are dirty. It's common knowledge.
We shall see
How did you mess that up so badly? Great opener, poor choice of joke subject.
j/k, they came out alright. I forgot to send them to you. Will later. PM me your email address.
I largely ignore talk of Halo 3.
The second half of his post barely registered.
I'm just not into it.
As far as the halo, I got it for the co op, I love co cop.
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