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Pedophilia: Serious Business

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous WALK 3X FASTER New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    coldbird. wrote: »
    penises are evil
    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
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    ALSO! I'm expecting somebody to quote Pooro soon and post that one Doug comic.

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  • Paper TigerPaper Tiger Registered User
    edited September 2007
    i would date myself if i was 14 years old and then maybe press charges cause i need the money

  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User
    edited September 2007
    coldbird. wrote: »
    penises are evil
    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN!

    that was totally beyond me til i wiki'd it

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The penalty for false accusal of rape should be twice or three times the punishment of rape.

  • CognizanceCognizance Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    The penalty for false accusal of rape should be twice or three times the punishment of rape.

    shouldnt it be the same as like, slander or libel

    People who read ayn rand think they're so smart

    if they're so smart, why don't they have a book that doesn't suck
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    You know what I don't get? How come when I have been so drunk that I slept with someone I didn't like that sort of talked me into it and I was almost half passed out that I WASN'T RAPED because I am a guy. Yet a girl can wake up, see a dude she thinks is ugly and cry to the heavens about it.

    what a delightful human being you are

    Well, it's the whole "Oh my god he totally took advantage of her." thing. I guess that was mostly in high school I remember hearing that concept but I have defintely been 'taken advantage of' then and no advised me to press charges because that WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    yes, great, let's discourage people from reporting rape if they aren't 100% sure of their attacker

    that's a good way to go about things

  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cognizance wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    The penalty for false accusal of rape should be twice or three times the punishment of rape.

    shouldnt it be the same as like, slander or libel

    But that would make the girls scared to come forth with their imaginary rape tales.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Are we still talking about child molestation?


    Because this story is amazing.
    The undercover detective expressed concern about physical injury to the 5-year-old girl as a result of the sexual activity. Detectives said Atchison responded, " I am always gentle and loving; not to worry, no damage ever, no rough stuff ever. I only like it soft and nice."

    The undercover detective asked how Atchison can be certain of no injury. He responded, "Just gotta go slow and very easy. I've done it plenty," according to detectives.

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cognizance wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    The penalty for false accusal of rape should be twice or three times the punishment of rape.

    shouldnt it be the same as like, slander or libel

    no a girl who falsely accuses someone of rape should not be a loudto have orgasms anymore or something

    Or you know in Robinhood Men in Tights with the iron panties with a pad lock....ya

  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    yes, great, let's discourage people from reporting rape if they aren't 100% sure of their attacker

    that's a good way to go about things

    No, he means people that know who they had sex with but make up a rape story because they are embarrased.

    I think

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    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

  • CognizanceCognizance Registered User
    edited September 2007
    yes, great, let's discourage people from reporting rape if they aren't 100% sure of their attacker

    that's a good way to go about things

    im not really sure thats what he's suggesting.

    People who read ayn rand think they're so smart

    if they're so smart, why don't they have a book that doesn't suck
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm guessing stansfingers has been raped

    http://www.botsnthings.com/
    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Are we still talking about child molestation?


    Because this story is amazing.
    The undercover detective expressed concern about physical injury to the 5-year-old girl as a result of the sexual activity. Detectives said Atchison responded, " I am always gentle and loving; not to worry, no damage ever, no rough stuff ever. I only like it soft and nice."

    The undercover detective asked how Atchison can be certain of no injury. He responded, "Just gotta go slow and very easy. I've done it plenty," according to detectives.

    you make me D: so hard

  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    Are we still talking about child molestation?


    Because this story is amazing.
    The undercover detective expressed concern about physical injury to the 5-year-old girl as a result of the sexual activity. Detectives said Atchison responded, " I am always gentle and loving; not to worry, no damage ever, no rough stuff ever. I only like it soft and nice."

    The undercover detective asked how Atchison can be certain of no injury. He responded, "Just gotta go slow and very easy. I've done it plenty," according to detectives.

    you make me so hard

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Funny story.

    Few years back, I slept with a girl I used to go to high school with, and that I'd been friends with for years. It was at some party or another. She had a boyfriend, but didn't seem to mind, so neither did I.

    Later, said boyfriend heard from people at the party that we hooked up, and so she told him that I raped her, in an attempt to save face. He had her press charges against me, meaning I was brought into the police station for questioning.

    Thank fucking god, there were plenty of people at the party who acted as witnesses in my favor, able to tell the officers about how we were making out and whatnot before heading into the back room, and how afterwards she was overheard bragging to some of her friends about how good it was. The charges were dropped, and that was that.

    I guess I could've pressed charges for defamation of character or some such, but really, I just didn't want to have to deal with it any more. Because despite the fact that I could not have been any more innocent, there's such a stigma around even being accused of something as terrible as that. There's always that shadow of doubt with shit like that.

    I can't even begin to tell you how fucking terrifying it is to have your entire life hang on the line because of someone's lie. The feeling of helplessness is in-fucking-sane.

    Wait, that wasn't a funny story at all.

  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Guys remember the SVU episode where it was the He said/ She said rape case and they gave reasons that both may have been telling the truth or lying? and then they ended the episode right before the verdict was read to make you decided what you believed?

    what did you choose?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    HAHAHA


    That EXACT thing happened to my little brother.

    Except the guy showed up at his house with a baseball bat and she never even told him she had a boyfriend.


    Lucky, same thing he had lots of witnesses and the guy actually listened to my brother when he said, "I think she's just trying to cover for cheating on you."

    http://www.botsnthings.com/
    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

  • CognizanceCognizance Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Funny story.

    Yeah, that's pretty much a nightmare of mine.
    I get all paranoid about having sex when im drunk because i hear stories like that.
    that and im a pretty anxious person on the whole.

    People who read ayn rand think they're so smart

    if they're so smart, why don't they have a book that doesn't suck
  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Funny story.

    Few years back, I slept with a girl I used to go to high school with, and that I'd been friends with for years. It was at some party or another. She had a boyfriend, but didn't seem to mind, so neither did I.

    Later, said boyfriend heard from people at the party that we hooked up, and so she told him that I raped her, in an attempt to save face. He had her press charges against me, meaning I was brought into the police station for questioning.

    Thank fucking god, there were plenty of people at the party who acted as witnesses in my favor, able to tell the officers about how we were making out and whatnot before heading into the back room, and how afterwards she was overheard bragging to some of her friends about how good it was. The charges were dropped, and that was that.

    I guess I could've pressed charges for defamation of character or some such, but really, I just didn't want to have to deal with it any more. Because despite the fact that I could not have been any more innocent, there's such a stigma around even being accused of something as terrible as that. There's always that shadow of doubt with shit like that.

    I can't even begin to tell you how fucking terrifying it is to have your entire life hang on the line because of someone's lie. The feeling of helplessness is in-fucking-sane.

    Wait, that wasn't a funny story at all.

    Yeah, there is a lesson here: No matter how fucking drunk and horny you are, don't sleep with anyone you are not already sleeping with when you are both in a sober state. And crazy bitches, just avoid them outright.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    If I found out my 15-year-old sister was having sex I'd be concerned she was going to make some mistakes and end up pregnant. If I found out she was having sex with someone over the age of 18 I'd break each of the asshole's fingers one by one until he promised to never go near her again then I'd tell my sis she was a retarded whore and to never encourage the kind of garbage that dates below their age range.

    Either they are sick and only get off to illegal, mid-pubescent girls or they are losers who creep out women their own age so they take advantage of stupid teens.

    I mean shit man, I found out this girl I was flirting with was underage once when I was 18 and I stopped that shit cold. That should be a normal reaction.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User
    edited September 2007
    knock knock

    door opens

    i've come to beat you up with this baseball bat

    i'm such a rad dude

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    coldbird. wrote: »
    knock knock

    door opens

    i've come to beat you up with this baseball bat

    i'm such a rad dude
    8-)

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I'm guessing stansfingers has been raped

    keen insight

    anyone who disagrees with you must've been raped

  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    a friend of mine had to quit his job because he had sex with some girl who wanted everyone else to think she was a perfect angel

    when everyone found out they had sex she claimed he raped her

    yeah girls make up for not having dicks by being the biggest dicks ever

    YOU HEAR THAT WOMEN

    In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Would pressing charges against someone who sexually molested them get one money?

    One loves money.

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    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I have actually never told that story before, to anybody. Just because I hate being even implicated in anything that fucking foul.

  • CognizanceCognizance Registered User
    edited September 2007
    generalization ITT

    People who read ayn rand think they're so smart

    if they're so smart, why don't they have a book that doesn't suck
  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I'm guessing stansfingers has been raped

    keen insight

    anyone who disagrees with you must've been raped

    You can't really argue against it...

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I'm guessing stansfingers has been raped

    keen insight

    anyone who disagrees with you is gon' get raped

    pretty mouth etc. etc.

    In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think there would be a lot less murder after rapes if raping penalties weren't so high

    Dudes are just trying to not end up in jail and get assfucked

    I mean they figure they are screwed if they get caught either way (lol figuratively and literally)

    rape don't murder jail/gay rape/probably killed
    rape n' murder they might get away or the above

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cognizance wrote: »
    Funny story.

    Yeah, that's pretty much a nightmare of mine.
    I get all paranoid about having sex when im drunk because i hear stories like that.
    that and im a pretty anxious person on the whole.

    I still assume that most girls are good people.

    Just because one tried to ruin my life doesn't mean they're all bad. Over-generalizing like that doesn't accomplish a goddamn thing, and I'm not gonna hold my past baggage against anybody I meet in the future.

  • CognizanceCognizance Registered User
    edited September 2007
    im not sure there are a lot of serial rapists out there with that kind of practicality.

    People who read ayn rand think they're so smart

    if they're so smart, why don't they have a book that doesn't suck
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Seph are you honestly trying to say that rape penalties shouldn't be so severe?

    Christ, dude. What in the hell.

  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bolt Feelsin the Supersonic Pedo knows how to play the game

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cognizance wrote: »
    Funny story.

    Yeah, that's pretty much a nightmare of mine.
    I get all paranoid about having sex when im drunk because i hear stories like that.
    that and im a pretty anxious person on the whole.

    I still assume that most girls are good people.

    Just because one tried to ruin my life doesn't mean they're all bad. Over-generalizing like that doesn't accomplish a goddamn thing, and I'm not gonna hold my past baggage against anybody I meet in the future.

    pooro you are a solid dude

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Funny story.

    Few years back, I went to the circus with a girl I used to go to high school with, and that I'd been friends with for years. It was at some party or another. She had a boyfriend, but didn't seem to mind, so neither did I.

    Later, said boyfriend heard from people at the party that we hooked up, and so she told him that I threw a pie in her face, in an attempt to save face. He had her press charges against me, meaning I was brought into clown college for questioning.

    Thank fucking god, there were plenty of people at the party who acted as witnesses in my favor, able to tell the clowns about how we were spraying water out of flowers at each other and whatnot before heading into the back room, and how afterwards she was overheard bragging to some of her friends about how good it was. The charges were dropped, and that was that.

    Here I made your absolutely terrifying story, which outlines the type of situation that I fear most in life, into a hilarious tale. (also getting a girl pregnant is pretty scary thought to. Luckily the movie Knocked Up changed that idea into delightful experience)

  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Cognizance wrote: »
    Funny story.

    Yeah, that's pretty much a nightmare of mine.
    I get all paranoid about having sex when im drunk because i hear stories like that.
    that and im a pretty anxious person on the whole.

    I still assume that most girls are good people.

    Just because one tried to ruin my life doesn't mean they're all bad. Over-generalizing like that doesn't accomplish a goddamn thing, and I'm not gonna hold my past baggage against anybody I meet in the future.

    Here that ladies? You have at least one more chance to bag this rapist pervert.

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  • CognizanceCognizance Registered User
    edited September 2007
    Cognizance wrote: »
    Funny story.

    Yeah, that's pretty much a nightmare of mine.
    I get all paranoid about having sex when im drunk because i hear stories like that.
    that and im a pretty anxious person on the whole.

    I still assume that most girls are good people.

    Just because one tried to ruin my life doesn't mean they're all bad. Over-generalizing like that doesn't accomplish a goddamn thing, and I'm not gonna hold my past baggage against anybody I meet in the future.

    oh, i am pretty optimistic when it comes to judging people
    but i dont trust myself or my judgement worth a damn when im drunk.
    ive had girls come on to me and lied and said i was sick.
    but i guess there were some other circumstances attached to that story as well.
    you get the idea

    People who read ayn rand think they're so smart

    if they're so smart, why don't they have a book that doesn't suck
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