HOUSE M.D. Thread (NEW EPISODE TONIGHT!)

lostwords

Wise_a wrote: »

Rage wrote: »

Well if you look at it from a purely disgusting male-pig point of view, there's a scorecard to keep in mind:

- Brunette
- Blonde
- Natural redhead
- Varied ethnicities
- Fat chick
- The Mrs. Robinson "older woman"

- Stifler's mom
- An orgy of GILFs
- An alien from outer space

- post op trannie
- amputee
- blind chick

Javen

I always thought Cameron looked cuter, but damn cuddy looks amazing in a skirt and doctors jacket

Hunter

lostwords wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Rage wrote: »

Well if you look at it from a purely disgusting male-pig point of view, there's a scorecard to keep in mind:

- Brunette
- Blonde
- Natural redhead
- Varied ethnicities
- Fat chick
- The Mrs. Robinson "older woman"

- Stifler's mom
- An orgy of GILFs
- An alien from outer space

- post op trannie
- amputee
- blind chick

- Waitress at the Waffle House with the lazy eye
- Truck Stop Hooker
- Fat chick from Facts of Life who thought she was funny

Wallhitter

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Rage wrote: »

Well if you look at it from a purely disgusting male-pig point of view, there's a scorecard to keep in mind:

- Brunette
- Blonde
- Natural redhead
- Varied ethnicities
- Fat chick
- The Mrs. Robinson "older woman"

- Stifler's mom
- An orgy of GILFs
- An alien from outer space

- post op trannie
- amputee
- blind chick

- Waitress at the Waffle House with the lazy eye
- Truck Stop Hooker
- Fat chick from Facts of Life who thought she was funny

- Underage chick who can't feel any pain

Kuribo's Shoe

Bo Derek

Wise_a

Wallhitter wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Rage wrote: »

Well if you look at it from a purely disgusting male-pig point of view, there's a scorecard to keep in mind:

- Brunette
- Blonde
- Natural redhead
- Varied ethnicities
- Fat chick
- The Mrs. Robinson "older woman"

- Stifler's mom
- An orgy of GILFs
- An alien from outer space

- post op trannie
- amputee
- blind chick

- Waitress at the Waffle House with the lazy eye
- Truck Stop Hooker
- Fat chick from Facts of Life who thought she was funny

- Underage chick who can't feel any pain

- 3 blind mice
- 3 little pigs
- the cat in the hat

Butters

Wallhitter wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Rage wrote: »

Well if you look at it from a purely disgusting male-pig point of view, there's a scorecard to keep in mind:

- Brunette
- Blonde
- Natural redhead
- Varied ethnicities
- Fat chick
- The Mrs. Robinson "older woman"

- Stifler's mom
- An orgy of GILFs
- An alien from outer space

- post op trannie
- amputee
- blind chick

- Waitress at the Waffle House with the lazy eye
- Truck Stop Hooker
- Fat chick from Facts of Life who thought she was funny

- Underage chick who can't feel any pain

Well if you are raping her then. Cuz rape doesn't hurt.

Procrastinator

Maybe she likes it like that?

Daric

Maybe she heals like Claire from Heroes.

Orikaeshigitae

what the hell are you guys talking about

Wise_a

Wise_a wrote: »

Wallhitter wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Rage wrote: »

Well if you look at it from a purely disgusting male-pig point of view, there's a scorecard to keep in mind:

- Brunette
- Blonde
- Natural redhead
- Varied ethnicities
- Fat chick
- The Mrs. Robinson "older woman"

- Stifler's mom
- An orgy of GILFs
- An alien from outer space

- post op trannie
- amputee
- blind chick

- Waitress at the Waffle House with the lazy eye
- Truck Stop Hooker
- Fat chick from Facts of Life who thought she was funny

- Underage chick who can't feel any pain

- 3 blind mice
- 3 little pigs
- the cat in the hat

- Bea Arthur
- A great white shark
- Orca Stacks
- Raw Hamburger meat

Butters

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

what the hell are you guys talking about

Wise_a and I were talking about how bangable Cuddy is. We stayed on that topic for a bit whilst lecturing Daric about being open to ass older than him and now it appears were talking about banging just about anything animate or not.

Hunter

Wise_a wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Wallhitter wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Rage wrote: »

Well if you look at it from a purely disgusting male-pig point of view, there's a scorecard to keep in mind:

- Brunette
- Blonde
- Natural redhead
- Varied ethnicities
- Fat chick
- The Mrs. Robinson "older woman"

- Stifler's mom
- An orgy of GILFs
- An alien from outer space

- post op trannie
- amputee
- blind chick

- Waitress at the Waffle House with the lazy eye
- Truck Stop Hooker
- Fat chick from Facts of Life who thought she was funny

- Underage chick who can't feel any pain

- 3 blind mice
- 3 little pigs
- the cat in the hat

- Bea Arthur
- A great white shark
- Orca Stacks
- Raw Hamburger meat

- Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice)
- The Crypt Keeper dummy
- Ayn Rand
- Barbara Bush (the older, not GWB's daughter)

LiveWire

Wise_a wrote: »

- Bea Arthur
- A great white shark
- Orca Stacks
- Raw Hamburger meat

Wise_a

LiveWire wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

- Bea Arthur
- A great white shark
- Orca Stacks
- Raw Hamburger meat

This is really funny, and also topical.

Wise_a

Hunter wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Wallhitter wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Wise_a wrote: »

Rage wrote: »

Well if you look at it from a purely disgusting male-pig point of view, there's a scorecard to keep in mind:

- Brunette
- Blonde
- Natural redhead
- Varied ethnicities
- Fat chick
- The Mrs. Robinson "older woman"

- Stifler's mom
- An orgy of GILFs
- An alien from outer space

- post op trannie
- amputee
- blind chick

- Waitress at the Waffle House with the lazy eye
- Truck Stop Hooker
- Fat chick from Facts of Life who thought she was funny

- Underage chick who can't feel any pain

- 3 blind mice
- 3 little pigs
- the cat in the hat

- Bea Arthur
- A great white shark
- Orca Stacks
- Raw Hamburger meat

- Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice)
- The Crypt Keeper dummy
- Ayn Rand
- Barbara Bush (the older, not GWB's daughter)

- Triumph, the insult comedy dog
- Top Chef contestant Hung bongjong
- Elizabeth Berkely
- Channing Frye

Phonehand

stop doing that

Wise_a

Phonehand wrote: »

stop doing that

is that the chick from friday night lights?

The Geek

Cuddy isn't really a hot older chick. Maybe it's just how they make her up for the show, but she's not hot. She's mediocre.

But if you really want a hot older chick, I suggest you go check out Michelle Pfeiffer.

Butters

The Geek wrote: »

Cuddy isn't really a hot older chick. Maybe it's just how they make her up for the show, but she's not hot. She's mediocre.

But if you really want a hot older chick, I suggest you go check out Michelle Pfeiffer.

Wow, man. Agree to disagree. I'd take Lisa Edelstien over Michelle Pfeiffer.

Mariska Hargitay over both of them.

Phonehand

Wise_a wrote: »

Phonehand wrote: »

stop doing that

is that the chick from friday night lights?

Centipede Damascus

Butters wrote: »

The Geek wrote: »

Cuddy isn't really a hot older chick. Maybe it's just how they make her up for the show, but she's not hot. She's mediocre.

But if you really want a hot older chick, I suggest you go check out Michelle Pfeiffer.

Wow, man. Agree to disagree. I'd take Lisa Edelstien over Michelle Pfeiffer.

Mariska Hargitay over both of them.

Wiith all due respect, I strongly suspect you are suffering from some kind of mental disorder.

Michelle Pfeiffer > Mariska Hargitay > Lisa Edelstein

Dakal

I'd have to say Mariska Hargitay looks the hottest as far as the three of them go. I bet shes a crazy shag. Michelle Pheiffer looks like some sort of makeup advertisement. I bet shes totally different looking without all that stuff on her face. And, Lisa Edelstein is pretty good looking, although shes got some of those tell-tale signs of being in the sun way too fucking much for her whole life.

Lord Dave

Butters wrote: »

The Geek wrote: »

Cuddy isn't really a hot older chick. Maybe it's just how they make her up for the show, but she's not hot. She's mediocre.

But if you really want a hot older chick, I suggest you go check out Michelle Pfeiffer.

Wow, man. Agree to disagree. I'd take Lisa Edelstien over Michelle Pfeiffer.

At least Cuddy could get House to diagnose whatever crazy brain worm disease you have that's making you feel that way.

naporeon

Lisa Edelstein is an unfortunate looking, unequivocally man-faced abomination, and any man that finds himself attracted to her probably has some sort of congenital defect of the eyes.

Or he just likes she-males.

Hunter

Butters wrote: »

The Geek wrote: »

Cuddy isn't really a hot older chick. Maybe it's just how they make her up for the show, but she's not hot. She's mediocre.

But if you really want a hot older chick, I suggest you go check out Michelle Pfeiffer.

Wow, man. Agree to disagree. I'd take Lisa Edelstien over Michelle Pfeiffer.

Mariska Hargitay over both of them.

I'd bone Monica Bellucci over all of them.

99knives

She actually played a tranny in five episodes of Ally Mcbeal.

Jaunty

Hunter wrote: »

Butters wrote: »

The Geek wrote: »

Cuddy isn't really a hot older chick. Maybe it's just how they make her up for the show, but she's not hot. She's mediocre.

But if you really want a hot older chick, I suggest you go check out Michelle Pfeiffer.

Wow, man. Agree to disagree. I'd take Lisa Edelstien over Michelle Pfeiffer.

Mariska Hargitay over both of them.

I'd bone Monica Bellucci over all of them.

The day I meet someone who wouldn't is the day I crinkle my nose up in disdain at said person.

Auntie Shibby

I thought Cameron was ultra hot in Seasons one and two. She lost weight and got a haircut for Season three, and she just became kinda hot.

CyberJackal

Jaunty wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Butters wrote: »

The Geek wrote: »

Cuddy isn't really a hot older chick. Maybe it's just how they make her up for the show, but she's not hot. She's mediocre.

But if you really want a hot older chick, I suggest you go check out Michelle Pfeiffer.

Wow, man. Agree to disagree. I'd take Lisa Edelstien over Michelle Pfeiffer.

Mariska Hargitay over both of them.

I'd bone Monica Bellucci over all of them.

The day I meet someone who wouldn't is the day I crinkle my nose up in disdain at said person.

I would just like to point out that Monica Bellucci is turning 43 this Sunday, and if any one of you would not take her up on an offer of a sexual nature, then you are a homosexual.

Riggs Blitzkrieg

I would bone salma hayek standing over monica bellucci

Centipede Damascus

In honor of Monica Bellucci's brthday I may have to go see Shoot Em Up again.

Riggs Blitzkrieg

watch irreversible instead :winky:

Dakal

43! Wow! I wouldnt have ever guessed that. She doesnt look a day over 38.

I'd still hit that:winky:

naporeon

Or you can see how you measure up to the guy who actually sleeps with her, by going to watch Eastern Promises.

Riggs Blitzkrieg

:winky:

Centipede Damascus

naporeon wrote: »

Or you can see how you measure up to the guy who actually sleeps with her, by going to watch Eastern Promises.

That would be extremely depressing.

naporeon

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

Or you can see how you measure up to the guy who actually sleeps with her, by going to watch Eastern Promises.

That would be extremely depressing.

Well, he played a hideous cross-dresser in Elizabeth, if that makes you feel better.

Centipede Damascus

naporeon wrote: »

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

Or you can see how you measure up to the guy who actually sleeps with her, by going to watch Eastern Promises.

That would be extremely depressing.

Well, he played a hideous cross-dresser in Elizabeth, if that makes you feel better.

He also did a voice for Shrek, which does make me feel a lot better.

naporeon

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

Or you can see how you measure up to the guy who actually sleeps with her, by going to watch Eastern Promises.

That would be extremely depressing.

Well, he played a hideous cross-dresser in Elizabeth, if that makes you feel better.

He also did a voice for Shrek, which does make me feel a lot better.

Haha. I didn't know that was him.