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The Green Eyed Monster

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Saburbia wrote: »

That's just so terrible VC.

What's terrible is the lack of shot-taking going on in Sheri's house. I weep for the children.:cry:

VC cares deeply about the children, how could you do this to him, Sheri?

Look Out it's Sabs!

This thread needs more drunked cam whoring.

Sheri

celery77 wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Saburbia wrote: »

That's just so terrible VC.

What's terrible is the lack of shot-taking going on in Sheri's house. I weep for the children.:cry:

VC cares deeply about the children, how could you do this to him, Sheri?

There aren't even any children in this house!

ViolentChemistry

Sheri wrote: »

Fuckin' stoners

What, you prefer the wacky version over the medicated version? You're insane.

Look Out it's Sabs!

Can I be the children?

ViolentChemistry

Saburbia wrote: »

Can I be the children?

Yes. Go live in her closet. Your job will be to make sure there's always liquor in the house, and that she shoots it.

LaOs

Saburbia wrote: »

Can I be the children?

You are the children.

The sweet, sweet children.

Sheri

My closet is pretty messy.

Look Out it's Sabs!

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Saburbia wrote: »

Can I be the children?

Yes. Go live in her closet.

*GLEEE*

Spoiler:

Anonymous Robot

Sheri wrote: »

celery77 wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Saburbia wrote: »

That's just so terrible VC.

What's terrible is the lack of shot-taking going on in Sheri's house. I weep for the children.:cry:

VC cares deeply about the children, how could you do this to him, Sheri?

There aren't even any children in this house!

maybe if you did shots more often there would be

Look Out it's Sabs!

I would make a terrible closet monster.

Anonymous Robot

sab how did you get so cute holy god

ViolentChemistry

So about half way into this I decided to go upstairs and get a drink. And I think margaritas might be meant to be consumed more slowly than this one was. But it tastes like kool-aid, it's so easy to drink!

Look Out it's Sabs!

Anonymous Robot wrote: »

sab how did you get so cute holy god

It's cause I do not suck cock.

Anonymous Robot

Saburbia wrote: »

Anonymous Robot wrote: »

sab how did you get so cute holy god

It's cause I do not suck cock.

shit

Sheri

Anonymous Robot wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

celery77 wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Saburbia wrote: »

That's just so terrible VC.

What's terrible is the lack of shot-taking going on in Sheri's house. I weep for the children.:cry:

VC cares deeply about the children, how could you do this to him, Sheri?

There aren't even any children in this house!

maybe if you did shots more often there would be

This only makes me want to take even fewer shots.

ViolentChemistry

Sheri wrote: »

Anonymous Robot wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

celery77 wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Saburbia wrote: »

That's just so terrible VC.

What's terrible is the lack of shot-taking going on in Sheri's house. I weep for the children.:cry:

VC cares deeply about the children, how could you do this to him, Sheri?

There aren't even any children in this house!

maybe if you did shots more often there would be

This only makes me want to take even fewer shots.

You know, Jesus will be coming back. And he won't want fetal-alcohol-syndrome when he does. I advise you to get chuggin'.

Look Out it's Sabs!

Sheri wrote: »

Anonymous Robot wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

celery77 wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Saburbia wrote: »

That's just so terrible VC.

What's terrible is the lack of shot-taking going on in Sheri's house. I weep for the children.:cry:

VC cares deeply about the children, how could you do this to him, Sheri?

There aren't even any children in this house!

maybe if you did shots more often there would be

This only makes me want to take even fewer shots.

Not even for me?

ViolentChemistry

Also, Sab is so cute, surely you'll do it for Sab.

The Green Eyed Monster

Saburbia wrote: »

This thread needs more drunked cam whoring.

Here's me drunk as hell a while ago, which I recently grabbed off my phone. Enjoy (or don't, I don't really care):

Spoiler:

MikeMan

sheri's drunk?

IT'S TIME FOR A PARTY

Sheri

But AR said that there'd be babies

I don't like babies.

EDIT: I am not even close to drunk, sir.

Look Out it's Sabs!

MikeMan wrote: »

sheri's drunk?

IT'S TIME FOR A PARTY

An S-Club Party!?!

Elendil

Man Molloy sure could use a couple of paragraphs

Anonymous Robot

how fuckin' drunk am i

not drunk

shit i better go get my medicine

Gorgeeen

Guy's I've just made an amazing discovery, it's called Hyperquoting. Basically, it's like quoting someone, except when you quote you delete their message and quote and empty space.

Johannen

Saburbia wrote: »

Anonymous Robot wrote: »

sab how did you get so cute holy god

It's cause I do not suck cock.

Stop wearing the cocksuckers uniform and sporting the cocksuckers pose then!

Gorgeeen

see

ViolentChemistry

Sheri wrote: »

But AR said that there'd be babies

I don't like babies.

EDIT: I am not even close to drunk, sir.

Fine. Don't get drunk. But don't come crying to me when Jesus picks your womb for his second coming because you chose to abstain from shots like the church told you to. You sheep.

Sheri

Anonymous Robot wrote: »

how fuckin' drunk am i

not drunk

shit i better go get my medicine

It's funny cuz a friend and I call masturbation 'taking your medicine.'

Look Out it's Sabs!

Johannen wrote: »

Saburbia wrote: »

Anonymous Robot wrote: »

sab how did you get so cute holy god

It's cause I do not suck cock.

Stop wearing the cocksuckers uniform and sporting the cocksuckers pose then!

I suck no such thing.

IreneDAdler

We're getting some interesting input in the newest "Talking 2 gurlz, how to doo eet" thread. But I'm sure you seasoned and jaded vets are used to that.

Sheri

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

But AR said that there'd be babies

I don't like babies.

EDIT: I am not even close to drunk, sir.

Fine. Don't get drunk. But don't come crying to me when Jesus picks your womb for his second coming because you chose to abstain from shots like the church told you to. You sheep.

I'm pretty sure I wasn't born without original sin

Plus I've had sex

I think I'm safe.

ViolentChemistry

Okay, we'll have a race. I have a fresh margarita, you have to finish your beer before I finish this. GO!!!

Sheri

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Okay, we'll have a race. I have a fresh margarita, you have to finish your beer before I finish this. GO!!!

Done.

Look Out it's Sabs!

My birthday is in 2 weeks. I want to do a small party which will involve movies, wii and drinking. Also some pool if people are upto it.

Look Out it's Sabs!

IreneDAdler wrote: »

We're getting some interesting input in the newest "Talking 2 gurlz, how to doo eet" thread. But I'm sure you seasoned and jaded vets are used to that.

See I posted a pic and you missed it!

Johannen

Saburbia wrote: »

Johannen wrote: »

Saburbia wrote: »

Anonymous Robot wrote: »

sab how did you get so cute holy god

It's cause I do not suck cock.

Stop wearing the cocksuckers uniform and sporting the cocksuckers pose then!

I suck no such thing.

Prove it.

ViolentChemistry

Sheri wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Sheri wrote: »

But AR said that there'd be babies

I don't like babies.

EDIT: I am not even close to drunk, sir.

Fine. Don't get drunk. But don't come crying to me when Jesus picks your womb for his second coming because you chose to abstain from shots like the church told you to. You sheep.

I'm pretty sure I wasn't born without original sin

Plus I've had sex

I think I'm safe.

It only had to be a virgin the first time. YOU'RE DOOMED!

The Green Eyed Monster

IreneDAdler wrote: »

We're getting some interesting input in the newest "Talking 2 gurlz, how to doo eet" thread. But I'm sure you seasoned and jaded vets are used to that.

Yeah, it's pretty routine.