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The D&D Friar's Club Roast of Shinto A. Cocklebur Esquire
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Also, would you mind standing over in the corner; your heart is bleeding all over my shoes.
And he's probably a short fellow as well.
That's a little fucked up.
Also, what a shitty religion. It's so shitty, I can barely muster a care about it. Hey Shinto! No one cares about you enough for me to get my anti-faith on about you! What a little bitch.
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
"Brevity is the soul of Shinto being a tit."
Shinto named himself after a bitch.
It's morally true.
Ten to one he smells like patchouli and "tofurkey".
That's optimism? I thought it was just BO.
I can see the urge to bathe falling to the wayside as well.
No reason to impress the wife, she's fucking stuck with him after all.
He probably bathes before hunting season though. Those deer and children can pick out a smelly man from miles away.
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
So I'd like to start off by saying: Mrs. Shinto, now I know what it feels like to get fucked by your husband, and you have my deepest sympathies.
Don't forget her mom. Only in his case the 'mother in-law room' is, you know, the whole fucking house.
Has anyone ever explained to you that you're white?
Let's examine the facts here:
I mean, how hard is this shit to figure out? Now convert to the tenets of ignoring protestantism and jerk off to Ron Paul like everyone else, you non-conformist bastard. You keep talking about your Guru and one day soon the state legislature is going to exile you to California.
...on second thought, keep talking about your Guru.
I don't know why we're bothering with all this. He's not going to read any of it. He's already posted once in the thread, now he's got to log off to take a nap for four hours or whatever the fuck he does before he can muster up the effort to shoot off another one-line farce. I think we all know how Mrs. Shinto feels by now.
Hey man, you might know what it feels like to be trapped in a barren wasteland because you're still paying for one stupid night years ago when you got a little too drunk in Vegas while slumming it with some hippy you met while pretending you cared about things at a protest rally, but don't project your life on the rest of us.
Speaking of a very special guest... Heeeeeeeeeeeer's MRS SHINTO!
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If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
Seriously, one day he just decides to become the uber-terse. So folks, the time has come to raise the question. Medium for dead authors, or just lazy with delusions of grandeur?
Grandiose uber-dead tool FTW!
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
If denial is at the heart of conservatism, then Shinto is the biggest Republican I know.
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
I've seen one on TV. Usually they involve some type of open bar....
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.