D&D Friars Club Roast II - The crispening

Shinto

Nominations for the next roastee?

Also suggestions of when the thread should be.

sdrawkcaB emaN

!Cat

I mean, come on.

amateurhour

suilimeA wrote: »

!Cat

I mean, come on.

it's like you're reading everyone's minds, like you've got e.s.p.-n or something...

Look Out it's Sabs!

!vote kitty cat

Irond Will

Hmm. The Cat or Jeff? Which one is more likely to leave my testes intact?

I vote ElJeffe

Elki

Me-ow!

Oboro

!The Cat

fo'rizzle

Tach

!Cat

Only because since Shinto was first, going to the opposite spectrum to Jeffe could result in forum-wide whiplash.

Salvation122

Yeah, what the hell. !Cat

Leitner

!The Cat.

Quid

You're all crazy. Roasting Senjutsu is where it's at.

Johannen

I vote James

DarkPrimus

Guys, don't vote for me, I'm a seer.

nexuscrawler

Come on

Lets roast Will.

cuz he's the worst mod ever

Hacksaw

!Cat

Also: this weekend.

Gim

The Cat? That's been done like 30 times in the whining forum.




I vote celery77.

Feral

Gim wins the thread. I !vote celery77 just because of the cartoon.

IreneDAdler

I !vote Senjutsu. It's time he got put in his place after all his poasting in Shinto's roast.

Dog

!elks

redx

!The Cat

the diffrence between it and the other threads i've seen, is that this isn't actually supposed to be mean spirited.

or Elks... I can always just make terrorist and camel jockey jokes.

Aroused Bull

celery77

Gim's right. We're not mean-spirited, but we'd still be covering the same old clichés.

deowolf

!Cat
Because it's time to pick on a girl.

sdrawkcaB emaN

ArrBeeBee wrote: »

celery77

Gim's right. We're not mean-spirited, but we'd still be covering the same old clichés.

How can I argue with such an apt 'shopped comic?

!Retract teh kittinz

!Celery

Three words: Target. Rich. Environment.

Grey Ghost

Bitching about the Cat is one thing but it seems like roasting her is tantamount to walking into the lion's den and directly poking it with a big stick instead of just shouting at it from a distance.

sdrawkcaB emaN

Hm. I'm actually very conflicted now. I mean, sure, Cat gets tons of shit, but it would be interesting to see what making fun of the Cat would look like if smart people were doing it with flair and creativity instead of Silicon just calling her a cunt over and over.

On the other hand, you really can't go wrong with ragging on Celerey.

I suppose I Retract my vote for celerey until I see some convicing arguments.

Hoz

Plus the last word from The Cat would make the potential repetition of mocking worth it.

!Cat

sdrawkcaB emaN

Hoz wrote: »

Plus the last word from The Cat would make the potential repetition of mocking worth it.

!Cat

See now that is a good point. I require further convincing, however. After all, there's a high probability that celerey's counter-roast would be a drunken travesty, and if anyone knows how to do drunken travesty, it's celerey.

Feral

suilimeA wrote: »

See now that is a good point. I require further convincing, however. After all, there's a high probability that celerey's counter-roast would be a drunken travesty, and if anyone is a drunken travesty, it's celerey.

sdrawkcaB emaN

Feral wrote: »

suilimeA wrote: »

See now that is a good point. I require further convincing, however. After all, there's a high probability that celerey's counter-roast would be a drunken travesty, and if anyone is a drunken travesty, it's celerey.

I see what you did there.

Elki

I see it, and I approve.

DiscGrace

I too vote celery77. Now there's a bandwagon I can get behind!

(But not too close behind, in case cel gets too trashed and falls over backward on me.)

electricitylikesme

celery77

Wait am I allowed to vote? How does this work?

Gim

I feel celery makes a better roast subject than The Cat for the following reasons:
-He is highly opinionated on a number of cultural subjects, Cat does not share such references often
-He is apt to be drunk at the time and maek wonderful poast, she might be drunk but I've truthfully never been able to tell much of a difference
-He is hated by SE++, she is hated by SE++ (a tie)
-His name is somewhat rare, her name is boring and ordinary
-He might leave, she will not (kidding)
-I know a few people here have met him, I'm not sure if any current regulars have met her

My alternate would be Podly, but he's not around as much anymore.

Quid

I retract Senj and vote celery.

Because you're all fucking wrong but I won't let that stop me from being popular.

Incenjucar

There's already a sporadic -forum- for saying things about The Cat.

So I !Vote Celery.

Johannen

Have I seen people retracting for valid arguements?

This isn't fucking phalla you penarses, just fucking vote fopr a cunt you want to drain.

Fuckmuffins.

Gim

So, Joh.

You want to fucking drain James's lady tunnel?

Quid

Johannen wrote: »

Have I seen people retracting for valid arguements?

This isn't fucking phalla you penarses, just fucking vote fopr a cunt you want to drain.

Fuckmuffins.

1. Senj obviously isn't getting burned despite him obviously being the world's greatest git.

2. I would highly enjoy ridiculing celery over Cat.

3. I am better than you.

Johannen

Gim wrote: »

So, Joh.

You want to fucking drain James's lady tunnel?

Gim... are you saying you don't?

Spoiler:

<3

Johannen

Quid wrote: »

Johannen wrote: »

Have I seen people retracting for valid arguements?

This isn't fucking phalla you penarses, just fucking vote fopr a cunt you want to drain.

Fuckmuffins.

1. Senj obviously isn't getting burned despite him obviously being the world's greatest git.

2. I would highly enjoy ridiculing celery over Cat.

3. I am better than you.

Quid, you are so many leagues lower than me I don't know why i'm writing this post... ooh a butterfly.

Quid

Joh, if we were rungs on a ladder I would be the top one while you would be the homeless rung who sucks cock for crack cocaine.