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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Babies are terribly ugly and also gross and smelly.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Hey a phantom pregnancy sounds a lot more exciting.

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    every baby I've ever seen looks exactly the same.


    They all look the same, like little reptiles.




    "Isn't she beautiful??? She has her mothers eyes."

    no... no she has the eyes of every other fucking baby on earth. You're an idiot.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Babies are really ugly.

    My sister had a baby, and everyone thinks it's adorable. It's fucking weird looking, even for a baby.

    It's mouth takes up 3/4 of it's head.

    My mom even said to me, `Some babies are ugly, but she's actually cute. And I'm not just saying that 'cause she's my grand daughter.'

    Bullshit. Yes, you are. That baby is fucking ugly and weird looking.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Tonkka wrote: »
    "Lisa Montgomery's lawyers are planning an insanity defence"
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    No shit.

    That's the exact thing that went through my mind tonkka.

  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    jordyn you are never going to pass on your genes

    you are not fit for your environment

    guess what if i have children i have won life and fulfilled my purpose

    nuz 1 jordyn 0

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm sorry you think life is supposed to have some sort of purpose.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    well my life has a purpose from an evolutionary point of view

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    jordyn you are never going to pass on your genes

    you are not fit for your environment

    guess what if i have children i have won life and fulfilled my purpose

    nuz 1 jordyn 0

    uh

    to win at life you need more than 1 child

    see:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Life

  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I want to pass on my genetic code, because I think I really lucked out with a lot of great genes. I just don't want to care for a baby because I have enough on my plate. I should find a family where the husband shoots blanks and just impregnate the wife. It'll be a win/win/win situation as long as they are cool with it and aren't psychotic.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    jordyn you are never going to pass on your genes

    you are not fit for your environment

    guess what if i have children i have won life and fulfilled my purpose

    nuz 1 jordyn 0

    uh

    to win at life you need more than 1 child

    see:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Life

    The best part of that game was selling your kids at the end.

  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    jordyn you are never going to pass on your genes

    you are not fit for your environment

    guess what if i have children i have won life and fulfilled my purpose

    nuz 1 jordyn 0

    uh

    to win at life you need more than 1 child

    see:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Life

    well yeah i know that

    joke joke

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man in that uk article it talks about another case where the chick didn't get to steal the baby

    in fact, she was "fatally wounded"

    which means the pregnant lady killed her psycho ass

    way to go pregnant lady

  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    man in that uk article it talks about another case where the chick didn't get to steal the baby

    in fact, she was "fatally wounded"

    which means the pregnant lady killed her psycho ass

    way to go pregnant lady

    Oh man, killed by a preggo would be an absolutely brutal way to go. I bet they found her hunched over the body with entrails hanging from her mouth. Women are very powerfully-protective of their kids, pregnant ladies more-so. All mother-lion and shit.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This thread made me have deja vu

  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what, did no one get my Newsies reference?


    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    what really pisses me off about stories like this is that it just makes it even more difficult for me to steal babies

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  • ZonugalZonugal Lord Paramount of the Trident HarrenhalRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    what really pisses me off about stories like this is that it just makes it even more difficult for me to steal babies

    You are the real victim!

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  • GrinninBarrettGrinninBarrett Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    This thread made me have deja vu

    Were you born on the same day a psychotic woman cut open your mommy too?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AshcroftAshcroft Gimme dem Yens Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When they say cut, how does that work? I mean, are they using a pizza cutter to trace the outline of a baby or what? The kids are surviving so I imagine there must be more to it.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yes Ashcroft.

    They're doing the pizza cutter thing.

    That is exactly what is going on.

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  • ZonugalZonugal Lord Paramount of the Trident HarrenhalRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Yes Ashcroft.

    They're doing the pizza cutter thing.

    That is exactly what is going on.

    Awesome, to the MAX!!!

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Yes Ashcroft.

    They're doing the pizza cutter thing.

    That is exactly what is going on.

    Awesome, to the MAX!!!

    Yes, to the MAX.

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  • BijlBijl Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Did she also try to shove the foetus in het own cunt?

  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It seems to me that babies are only cute for a few months, after they stop being all wrinkly and weird-looking, and before they learn how to walk and talk.

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