doctors say, "Carpe Infantum!"

Jordyn

Babies are terribly ugly and also gross and smelly.

Meissnerd

Hey a phantom pregnancy sounds a lot more exciting.

Stale

every baby I've ever seen looks exactly the same.


They all look the same, like little reptiles.




"Isn't she beautiful??? She has her mothers eyes."

no... no she has the eyes of every other fucking baby on earth. You're an idiot.

mcp

Babies are really ugly.

My sister had a baby, and everyone thinks it's adorable. It's fucking weird looking, even for a baby.

It's mouth takes up 3/4 of it's head.

My mom even said to me, `Some babies are ugly, but she's actually cute. And I'm not just saying that 'cause she's my grand daughter.'

Bullshit. Yes, you are. That baby is fucking ugly and weird looking.

Preacher

Tonkka wrote: »

"Lisa Montgomery's lawyers are planning an insanity defence"

No shit.

That's the exact thing that went through my mind tonkka.

Nuzak

jordyn you are never going to pass on your genes

you are not fit for your environment

guess what if i have children i have won life and fulfilled my purpose

nuz 1 jordyn 0

Jordyn

I'm sorry you think life is supposed to have some sort of purpose.

Nuzak

well my life has a purpose from an evolutionary point of view

Pony

Nuzak wrote: »

jordyn you are never going to pass on your genes

you are not fit for your environment

guess what if i have children i have won life and fulfilled my purpose

nuz 1 jordyn 0

uh

to win at life you need more than 1 child

see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Life

TankHammer

I want to pass on my genetic code, because I think I really lucked out with a lot of great genes. I just don't want to care for a baby because I have enough on my plate. I should find a family where the husband shoots blanks and just impregnate the wife. It'll be a win/win/win situation as long as they are cool with it and aren't psychotic.

Me Too!

Pony wrote: »

Nuzak wrote: »

jordyn you are never going to pass on your genes

you are not fit for your environment

guess what if i have children i have won life and fulfilled my purpose

nuz 1 jordyn 0

uh

to win at life you need more than 1 child

see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Life

The best part of that game was selling your kids at the end.

Nuzak

Pony wrote: »

Nuzak wrote: »

jordyn you are never going to pass on your genes

you are not fit for your environment

guess what if i have children i have won life and fulfilled my purpose

nuz 1 jordyn 0

uh

to win at life you need more than 1 child

see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Life

well yeah i know that

joke joke

Pony

man in that uk article it talks about another case where the chick didn't get to steal the baby

in fact, she was "fatally wounded"

which means the pregnant lady killed her psycho ass

way to go pregnant lady

TankHammer

Pony wrote: »

man in that uk article it talks about another case where the chick didn't get to steal the baby

in fact, she was "fatally wounded"

which means the pregnant lady killed her psycho ass

way to go pregnant lady

Oh man, killed by a preggo would be an absolutely brutal way to go. I bet they found her hunched over the body with entrails hanging from her mouth. Women are very powerfully-protective of their kids, pregnant ladies more-so. All mother-lion and shit.

Seta 3000

This thread made me have deja vu

iusehappymod

what, did no one get my Newsies reference?

Druhim

what really pisses me off about stories like this is that it just makes it even more difficult for me to steal babies

Zonugal

Druhim wrote: »

what really pisses me off about stories like this is that it just makes it even more difficult for me to steal babies

You are the real victim!

GrinninBarrett

Seta 3000 wrote: »

This thread made me have deja vu

Were you born on the same day a psychotic woman cut open your mommy too?

Ashcroft

When they say cut, how does that work? I mean, are they using a pizza cutter to trace the outline of a baby or what? The kids are surviving so I imagine there must be more to it.

Jordyn

Yes Ashcroft.

They're doing the pizza cutter thing.

That is exactly what is going on.

Zonugal

Jordyn wrote: »

Yes Ashcroft.

They're doing the pizza cutter thing.

That is exactly what is going on.

Awesome, to the MAX!!!

Jordyn

Zonugal wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

Yes Ashcroft.

They're doing the pizza cutter thing.

That is exactly what is going on.

Awesome, to the MAX!!!

Yes, to the MAX.

Bijl

Did she also try to shove the foetus in het own cunt?

CrossBuster

It seems to me that babies are only cute for a few months, after they stop being all wrinkly and weird-looking, and before they learn how to walk and talk.