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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    They are my top tier.

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User
    edited October 2007
    All I can say is:

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    Delicious.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It's too bad for the vegans that just because they won't eat meat or even eggs or honey, that's on the supermarket shelves that either gets bought or rots,

    I will.


    They won't stop producing it, because Famer John isn't going to go "Hmm, I bet some of those hip and trendy twenty-somethings aren't going to be eating this stuff anymore! Better scale back production!"

    and meanwhile corporations like Whole Foods are raping these idiots right in the ass with $20 jars of organic vegan gluten/dairy-free peanut butter that looks like motor oil and jungle rot together

    yes, no hyperbole. $20

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    It's too bad for the vegans that just because they won't eat meat or even eggs or honey, that's on the supermarket shelves that either gets bought or rots,

    I will.


    They won't stop producing it, because Famer John isn't going to go "Hmm, I bet some of those hip and trendy twenty-somethings aren't going to be eating this stuff anymore! Better scale back production!"

    and meanwhile corporations like Whole Foods is raping these idiots right in the ass with $20 jars of peanut butter

    yes, no hyperbole. $20

    Farmer John however would change his production if there was enough market for it to be economically viable for him.

    Farmer John is all about the cash you see.

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yeah but .0001% of the population doesn't exactly hold much buying power, now do they

    this is like the people who buy tree plantings to reduce their "carbon footprint"
    it is an ineffectual change so that you can feel better about yourself, or alternatively better than other people

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    god shut up Zero, we get it

    you're so fucking smart because you eat meat and they're so fucking dumb because they don't
    boy you sure pwned them!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My dad has abandoned meat and anything else that isn't non-fat as basically a scorched-earth strategy against his high cholesterol.

    So, not all vegans are tools.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    you obviously don't know me

    see, I'm a really nice guy to people that aren't retarded

    beating the dead horse of a joke about how stupid vegetarians are is retarded and I'm going to say so

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    you eat different food from me therefore you're an idiot! duhhh

    (this applies to both sides here)

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I hate fake meat because it generally smells like ass. Gardenburgers are fucking foul.

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  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    you eat different food from me therefore you're an idiot! duhhh

    (this applies to both sides here)

    YOU DON'T KNOW ME

    MEAT IS MURDER

    /cut cut cut cut

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    Well um tonight I had a delicious dinner of cabbage curry and dhal with steamed rice along with some steaming rasam.

  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    I hate fake meat because it generally smells like ass. Gardenburgers are fucking foul.

    faux-meat is fucking disgusting

    the last time i consumed meat substitute made by Morningstar i ended up with severe diarrhea and a stomachache that lasted the entire day

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well I don't care for the taste at all either but the awful smell justifies my prejudice against those that do like it.

    Not all soy burgers are bad but gardenburgers smell like death right after being heated up.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I like veggie-burgers just fine, as long as they don't try to taste like meat.

    They can be absolutely delicious if they actually taste like the things they're made from.

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just cooked my own steak for the first time, and I it made me realize that the only thing restaurants do to steak is fuck it up.

  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    FreddyD wrote: »
    I just cooked my own steak for the first time, and I it made me realize that the only thing restaurants do to steak is fuck it up.
    not if you go to a good restaurant, but yeah if you someplace like Outback or cheaper then it's probably not going to be that good of a steak

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  • HoChiWaWaHoChiWaWa Registered User, ClubPA
    edited October 2007
    A guy on SA's food forum makes veggie burgers using black beans and a bunch of grains that actually sound tasty, there is nothing wrong with a burger substitute, just don't expect it to taste like beef.

  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Yea, I've had some really good veggie burgers before. Combination of black beans, spinach and some various grains. Shit was the bees knees.

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  • HoChiWaWaHoChiWaWa Registered User, ClubPA
    edited October 2007
    Its no 1/3 lb burger with bleu cheese and bacon though, thats for sure.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I had a guy order a Gardenburger with bacon a couple of weeks ago.

    I delivered with the statement: "I have a Gardenburger for a conflicted vegetarian."

    He said he wasn't a veggie, he just liked the way it tasted.

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    FUCKING NEWS FLASH:

    FAKE MEAT NOT IDENTICAL TO REAL MEAT.

    MORE UPDATES TO COME AS THE STORY DEVELOPS.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fram, you are so angry. Would you like a massage?

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    you obviously don't know me

    see, I'm a really nice guy to people that aren't retarded

    beating the dead horse of a joke about how stupid vegetarians are is retarded and I'm going to say so


    get over yourself

    you don't like me so you basically troll me whenever you happen upon a post of mine

    not just me exclusively of course, I'm not that special

    and no, you're not a very nice guy here. You're a douche. You can call me retarded all you want, but your actions speak for themselves.

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I have a friend who has Celiac's and a friend who is a vegan, so out of politeness I will often be eating the same diet they are.

    I could eliminate meat from my diet if I had to, for health reasons. There are plenty of non-animal based foods that I really enjoy and could use as staples. But I wouldn't bother with fake meat. I have had a black bean burger before though that was not that bad at all.

    I just don't agree with the idealistic views behind the whole vegan thing. If you care that much, find a way to make a real difference.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    you obviously don't know me

    see, I'm a really nice guy to people that aren't retarded

    beating the dead horse of a joke about how stupid vegetarians are is retarded and I'm going to say so


    get over yourself

    you don't like me so you basically troll me whenever you happen upon a post of mine

    not just me exclusively of course, I'm not that special

    and no, you're not a very nice guy here. You're a douche. You can call me retarded all you want, but your actions speak for themselves.
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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    To be fair, 0, you were being pretty much a dumb asshole.

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  • SoggybiscuitSoggybiscuit My food is teasing me. WVRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Delicious bean filled burritos. YUM

    Recipe follows:

    1 16 oz can black beans
    1 lb beef/chicken/turkey/etc.
    1-2 packets of powdered burrito flavoring
    Uncle Ben's microwave pouch Spanish rice
    Mexican cheese
    Salsa of choice
    Burrito shells of choice

    Cook the meat, add to non-stick skillet. Add water in accordance to burrito flavoring directions, burrito flavoring, beans. Simmer down. Microwave the rice. Fill shells with Meat and Bean mix, rice, and cheese. Top with salsa. Enjoy!

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i rarely eat meat
    last night i ate roast beef
    i am in so much pain right now
    :(

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Trust me Never trust a snakeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just had a leftover taco from Taco Bell. It was not very satisfying :(

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, being a vegetarian can be pretty fucking annoying.

    On the one hand, you've got dumb assholes all making the same bad jokes and bad arguments.

    And then on the other side, you've got the other assholes complaining that they can't find any nannies that will agree to not microwave their lunch in your microwave if it has meat in it, or that only eat organically certified, fair trade, single-origin peanut butter.

    I don't want to identify myself in terms of my diet. I don't want to be in a club. I just want to not eat meat.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Man, being a vegetarian can be pretty fucking annoying.

    On the one hand, you've got dumb assholes all making the same bad jokes and bad arguments.

    And then on the other side, you've got the other assholes complaining that they can't find any nannies that will agree to not microwave their lunch in your microwave if it has meat in it, or that only eat organically certified, fair trade, single-origin peanut butter.

    I don't want to identify myself in terms of my diet. I don't want to be in a club. I just want to not eat meat.

    then stop calling yourself "vegetarian"

    start calling yourself "picky"

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Trust me Never trust a snakeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Just make up some bullshit story about how you were genetically mutated by a drum of toxic waste and you are not able to handle meat in your system.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i am beginning to think of advertising myself as a vegetarian just so people wont make me eat roast beef or steak or whatever. augh.

  • SoupSoup Registered User
    edited October 2007
    this candy corn tastes like butter

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Candy corn is fucking delicious, but it makes me so sick.

  • DakalDakal Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Man, being a vegetarian can be pretty fucking annoying.

    On the one hand, you've got dumb assholes all making the same bad jokes and bad arguments.

    And then on the other side, you've got the other assholes complaining that they can't find any nannies that will agree to not microwave their lunch in your microwave if it has meat in it, or that only eat organically certified, fair trade, single-origin peanut butter.

    I don't want to identify myself in terms of my diet. I don't want to be in a club. I just want to not eat meat.

    Do you honestly turn down nannies who want to microwave their meat in your microwave?

    Why not buy a cheaper, "meat" microwave for said nannies if you're going to be so picky as to tell them what they can and cannot cook in your microwave?

    A new microwave is like $90

    Also, what effect does the microwaving of meat in your microwave have on your non-meat meals in the microwave?

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Trust me Never trust a snakeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    $90? I picked up mine for $30. It is not bad either.

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