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There's a hole in the wall. A Portal.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ledneh wrote: »
    In one of the early momentum tests, after a particularly long and fast angle-jump Herr Computer goes "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [bzzt]"

    I just busted a gut at that, it sounded so silly

    Then I was later rendered emo and depressed by weighted faithful companion cube and the cheery turrets :(

    Can't wait to finish 19 tonight and look at the challenges/bonus levels :D
    Spoiler:

  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    MOOOOOOMENTUM
    Spoiler:

    I hope I'm thinking of the right test here
    Spoiler:

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    MOOOOOOMENTUM
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Spoiler:

  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    MOOOOOOMENTUM
    Spoiler:

    Spoiler:

    Ok i guess my spoiler is useful for the part after you press that thing. - So it's there if you get stuck again.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just used my levitation powers.

  • SoulGateSoulGate Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Okay, I'm near the end and got stuck...
    Spoiler:

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    SoulGate wrote: »
    Okay, I'm near the end and got stuck...
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • SoulGateSoulGate Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NotACrook wrote: »
    SoulGate wrote: »
    Okay, I'm near the end and got stuck...
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    Edit: Fuck, disregard, I'm being overly complicated.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    DAMMIT.

    I have to wait until I get my 360... I hate having friends who only have 360s...

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    SoulGate wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    SoulGate wrote: »
    Okay, I'm near the end and got stuck...
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    Have you considered the possibility that you are trying to enter the wrong thing?

    EDIT: Oh, ok, cool

  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh man, Episode 2 was so great.

    So very great

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User
    edited October 2007
    gonna start episode 2 later

    Portal was a fucking rad game.

    awesome setting and the computers say the darndest things

  • NeelixNeelix Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Holy shit Portal was fucking amazing.
    Couple of things:
    Spoiler:

    I loved it.

    How can someone make a map for it? I'd like to try my hand at making some crazy puzzles!

    Also I really really really want some kind of Monsters, Inc mod, putting portals inside doors that fly around on tracks.

  • DrHookensteinDrHookenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    On a scale of 1 to 10, these spoilers are proving to be a ridiculous temptation for those of us who haven't been able to play yet.

    I am happy to hear the game lived up to its hype--albeit shorter than expected.

    "He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." -Moby Dick
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    On a scale of 1 to 10, these spoilers are proving to be a ridiculous temptation for those of us who haven't been able to play yet.

    I am happy to hear the game lived up to its hype--albeit shorter than expected.

    you can't present us with a scale and then abandon it. give me a rating damnit.

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  • DrHookensteinDrHookenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    On a scale of 1 to 10, this statement has nothing to do with a scale of 1 to 10.

    "He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." -Moby Dick
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    On a scale of 1 to 10, these spoilers are proving to be a ridiculous temptation for those of us who haven't been able to play yet.

    I am happy to hear the game lived up to its hype--albeit shorter than expected.

    It was actually longer than I expected.

    But I didn't expect a full game. I think people who say it was shorter than they expected are stupid or uninformed.

  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Basically, the combine advisors in Ep2 are the brainbugs from starship troopers. But they can also fly. Awesome.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ok, I just beat it, and even though this isnt a real spoiler, Ill spoiler it just for safetys sake.
    Spoiler:

    Also: How legal is it to pull a song out of a game you purchased? I wouldnt think there would be a problem, but hell, I dont need to be assraped by a large company.

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    This game has the best Boss and ending of all time ever!

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  • MatatatMatatat Registered User
    edited October 2007
    I love the computer in this game so much
    Spoiler:
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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Matatat wrote: »
    I love the computer in this game so much
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    Man, and I went the hard way and pulled it out of the game.

  • FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think I'm missing something painfully obvious
    Spoiler:

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, that was awesome. Its ben a while since I found a game genuinely funny.


    I want more.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    I can't stop listening to the song.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kepp on trying till you run out of cake.



    I want to hug the computer. I'm not sure what this says about me.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    Spoiler:

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    this song is awesome by the way

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    Spoiler:

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    this song is awesome by the way



    It is indicative of the awesomeness of the game.



    Help me.

    The song is on repeat, and I don't want it to end.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    Hahaha, I know!

    But I want to finish HL2 so I can play Lost Coast and Ep. 1 so I can play Ep. 2.

    Okay, this is the last time.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lost coast takes like 10 minutes and has nothing to do with the story

    STEAM
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    :whistle:

    And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time,

    :whistle:

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    Look at me still talking when there's science to do

    That's my favourite part.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Look at me still talking when there's science to do

    That's my favourite part.


    That was perfect. She was singing that line as your post loaded.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    Oh god, it started again.

    Okay, last time really now.

    I love her voice so much.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    And when you're dead I'll be still alive.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That song has given me a new title/location.

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