The one time I died in the last level I wanted to know if I could topple a Strider by ramming one of its skinny ass legs full speed in my car. You can't. I flipped over a bunch, landed upside down, and got shot to hell.
The one time I died in the last level I wanted to know if I could topple a Strider by ramming one of its skinny ass legs full speed in my car. You can't. I flipped over a bunch, landed upside down, and got shot to hell.
well, they poke into the ground a la stop signs and fences
The one time I died in the last level I wanted to know if I could topple a Strider by ramming one of its skinny ass legs full speed in my car. You can't. I flipped over a bunch, landed upside down, and got shot to hell.
well, they poke into the ground a la stop signs and fences
My cellphone ring is Still Alive and my text message ringtone is "Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. HELLO! See, that's you, that's how dumb you sound"
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fuck yes
best random NPCs in half-life ever. they need their own expansion. just 4 hours of their hilarious banter
THIS SITUATION IS WAY BEYOND FUBAR
ROGER THAT
WHEN I SIGNED UP ALIEN INVASIONS WERE NOT IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION
Be adequate.
What does that even mean?
I don't know, sounds like something the Vorts would say.
:^:
well, they poke into the ground a la stop signs and fences
man
you can wreck a stop sign's shit with a car
and don't even get me started on fences
I sure wish I had alien super legs that were impervious to collisions with heavy objects and made me immune to falling up to and over 30,000 ft.
Quick, does anyone have a 1996 laptop and Jeff Goldblum?
Too busy watching people poop
HAHA YES
i let proofreading a report get in the way
that is the lamest excuse i've ever come up with to not play a game
you make me so sad potatoe
so sad
I remember when I used to watch every weebl's episodes
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
LOOK HARDER
My cellphone ring is Still Alive and my text message ringtone is "Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. HELLO! See, that's you, that's how dumb you sound"
look, the files are all in portal_english.gcf
just open it with gcfscape and copy the .wav and send it to me
Finished it up a friends house though, holy balls it was fun. Also TF2 is amazing.
i was even nice enough to run a high-pass filter over it since cell phone speakers hate low frequencies
http://bonertown.net/jkravik/helloooo.mp3