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There's a hole in the wall. A Portal.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    I may be going with a hole Portal theme there.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That is excellent.

    Though you could have picked two good lines, it still gets two thumbs up.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, I dunno, that was my favorite line.

    Maybe the keep trying untill you run out of cake one, but man, SCIENCE!

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I can't help we've just been spoilt stupid with Bioshock, Portal and Episode 2. I haven't enjoyed gaming this much in such a long time.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I really need to crack down and finish HL2 and then play Ep1&2

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    this was a triumph
    I'm making a note here: huge success
    it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
    aperture science
    we do what we must because we can
    for the good of all of us
    except the ones who are dead
    but there's no sense of crying over every mistake
    you just keep on trying til you run out of cake
    then the science gets done and you make a neat gun
    for the people who are still alive

    I'm not even angry
    I'm being so sincere right now
    even though you broke my heart and killed me
    and tore it to pieces
    and threw every piece
    into
    a fire
    as they burned it hurt me cause I was so happy for you

    now these points of data make a beautiful line
    and we're out of beta we're releasing on time
    so I'd rather get burned think of all the things we learned
    for the people who are still alive

    go ahead and leave me
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside
    maybe you'll find someone else to help you


    maybe black mesa
    that was a joke
    haha
    fat chance


    anyway this cake is great
    it's so delicious and moist

    look at me still talking when there's science to do

    when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
    I've experiments to learn
    and research to be done
    on the people who are still alive


    and believe me I am still alive

    I'm doing science and I'm still alive

    I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

    while you're dying I'll be still alive

    and when you're dead I'll be still alive

    still alive

    still alive

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    some of that is wrong but for the life of me I can't understand some of it :(

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    anyway this cake is great.



    and



    When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    that anyway sounds funny :/

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    So do you think this takes place during, after, or before HL2

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Its gotta be before HL2

    But after HL1.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    well the player in Portal is a chick

    omg

    ps why couldn't it be during hl2/hl1?

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • MatatatMatatat Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Spoilered for safety
    Spoiler:

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Matatat wrote: »
    Spoilered for safety
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Spoiler:

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "As per previously mentioned protocol, we are no longer allowed to lie to you. When you finish the testing, you will be... missed."

    God I love this game.

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    so, what's the wimpiest rig people have been able to play this on?

    i'm sittin' with a 1.5ghz, 512mb RAM shitpile, but i'd love to play this game

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It has one bad point.

    It ends.



    God I hope they release some editing tools soon. The community made stuff could be incredible. Though they'll be hard pushed to match the quality of humour in there.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    so, what's the wimpiest rig people have been able to play this on?

    i'm sittin' with a 1.5ghz, 512mb RAM shitpile, but i'd love to play this game

    I was playing it fine at work on a 2ghz, 1gb Ram, Radeon X300. Everything was turned down, but that didn't detract in the slightest.

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  • GrathGrath Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    well the player in Portal is a chick

    omg

    ps why couldn't it be during hl2/hl1?

    because you are gordon freeman.

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  • GrathGrath Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    so, what's the wimpiest rig people have been able to play this on?

    i'm sittin' with a 1.5ghz, 512mb RAM shitpile, but i'd love to play this game


    my processor is slightly faster than yours and i can play it just fine it just takes forever for the game to open.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    so, what's the wimpiest rig people have been able to play this on?

    i'm sittin' with a 1.5ghz, 512mb RAM shitpile, but i'd love to play this game

    I was playing it fine at work on a 2ghz, 1gb Ram, Radeon X300. Everything was turned down, but that didn't detract in the slightest.

    hmmm, see, it says 1.7ghz is the minimum, and they recommend 3ghz

    i may have to do some investigation

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ITs the most fun I've had in an evening for ages.

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  • GrathGrath Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    mine is 1.64 or something.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »

    God I hope they release some editing tools soon. The community made stuff could be incredible. Though they'll be hard pushed to match the quality of humour in there.
    Aren't the tools released with it?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    well, dammit

    i would hate to buy it and have it not play

    but i might have to do that anyway

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I didn't see any. I might need to look closer.

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  • VladimerVladimer Likes Football Too MuchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Just beat Portal.


    Best credits EVER

  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    well, dammit

    i would hate to buy it and have it not play

    but i might have to do that anyway

    What kind of vidya card do you have? Try dl'ing a HL2 demo, it should give you a baseline idea of how taxing the engine is.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    it's unlocking! I AM EXCITED

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it's unlocking! I AM EXCITED

    I envy you,





    Also, Still Alive has now racked up almost 30 plays consecutively now.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    well, dammit

    i would hate to buy it and have it not play

    but i might have to do that anyway

    What kind of vidya card do you have? Try dl'ing a HL2 demo, it should give you a baseline idea of how taxing the engine is.

    i was able to run HL2 on this laptop a year or so ago when my roommate had it

    everything set to minimum, and it lagged a bit every so often, and steam recommended a 1.2ghz for that

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    well, dammit

    i would hate to buy it and have it not play

    but i might have to do that anyway

    What kind of vidya card do you have? Try dl'ing a HL2 demo, it should give you a baseline idea of how taxing the engine is.

    i was able to run HL2 on this laptop a year or so ago when my roommate had it

    everything set to minimum, and it lagged a bit every so often, and steam recommended a 1.2ghz for that

    Well, I'm guessing you have integrated graphics maybe, you might be out of luck.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    well, dammit

    i would hate to buy it and have it not play

    but i might have to do that anyway

    What kind of vidya card do you have? Try dl'ing a HL2 demo, it should give you a baseline idea of how taxing the engine is.

    i was able to run HL2 on this laptop a year or so ago when my roommate had it

    everything set to minimum, and it lagged a bit every so often, and steam recommended a 1.2ghz for that

    Well, I'm guessing you have integrated graphics maybe, you might be out of luck.

    i looked into it and i have a NVIDIA GeForce FX Go5200 vidya card, and it is supposedly directx 9 compatable, which is recommended

    fucking shit, i may have to shell out $50 for this just to see if it works

    if it doesn't run i'll store it away for a few years until i get a new computer

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    so did this come out for 360 today or what

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah, I hope I'm wrong and you can play it spud.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    good

    i will think with portals after a 6 hour period of coma

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i'm hoping a meteor hits me on the head and makes me forget about every PC game i've missed out on due to having a shit computer

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    let me show you my xbox potato

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