black humour

Nuzak

what do a broken arm and princess diana have in common

they both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris


did you hear that Afghani people are the fastest readers in the world?

yeah, they got through over 100 stories in an hour




D:



D:

Dakal

<insert generic dead baby joke here>

Haha dead babies!

Szechuanosaurus

Druhim wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

yourclothes wrote: »

what's so funny about DEATH?

nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY

it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.

Druhim

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

yourclothes wrote: »

what's so funny about DEATH?

nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY

it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.

you damn kids haven't figured out yet that showing something repeatedly lessens instead of heightens the impact
it's a stupid video and he's a stupid kid

Hunter

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

yourclothes wrote: »

what's so funny about DEATH?

nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY

it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.

I guarentee if you played Yakkety Sax behind that it would be hilarious.

scarlet st.

Dance Commander wrote: »

Isn't your host mother your host sister's actual mother?

Yes, she's implying that Koreans are crybabies and is teaching that stereotype to her daughter by asking.

bent

Druhim wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

yourclothes wrote: »

what's so funny about DEATH?

nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY

it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.

you damn kids haven't figured out yet that showing something repeatedly lessens instead of heightens the impact
it's a stupid video and he's a stupid kid

I think the whole point is to show that it's not actually real, like many youtube people think it is.

Caulk Bite 6

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

yourclothes wrote: »

what's so funny about DEATH?

nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY

it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.

I like that the guy feels the need to place a copyright statement on the end of the commentary.

Szechuanosaurus

bent wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

yourclothes wrote: »

what's so funny about DEATH?

nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY

it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.

you damn kids haven't figured out yet that showing something repeatedly lessens instead of heightens the impact
it's a stupid video and he's a stupid kid

I think the whole point is to show that it's not actually real, like many youtube people think it is.

what the fuck are you talking about not real? Brad Pitt straight up threw himself into the traffic for the sake of one of the worst films of all time and that video proves it.

bent

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

bent wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

yourclothes wrote: »

what's so funny about DEATH?

nothing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY

it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.

you damn kids haven't figured out yet that showing something repeatedly lessens instead of heightens the impact
it's a stupid video and he's a stupid kid

I think the whole point is to show that it's not actually real, like many youtube people think it is.

what the fuck are you talking about not real? Brad Pitt straight up threw himself into the traffic for the sake of one of the worst films of all time and that video proves it.

OMG

Ashcroft

That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

vrst

Why must you never laugh when you see a black man in a car?

it's probably your car lol

Knob

lol the thread says black humor so lets all be racists lol

Knob

seriously that is some oscar wilde caliber wit

Hunter

Ashcroft wrote: »

That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

On the other hand, Claire Forlani is hot

vrst

dont you see that is the joke

lostwords

Hunter wrote: »

Ashcroft wrote: »

That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

On the other hand, Claire Forlani is hot

Was there a nudie part in that movie with her covered in peanut butter? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?

Caulk Bite 6

vrst wrote: »

dont you see that is the joke

that you're a racist?

Knob

oh it's okay because it's ironic racism, i get it!

oh dang hold on

Racism
No Racism. Not even that ironic "lol nigra stole my bike" racism. No. Bad.

shit if you replace bike with car

dang

Hunter

lostwords wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Ashcroft wrote: »

That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

On the other hand, Claire Forlani is hot

Was there a nudie part in that movie with her covered in peanut butter? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?

I don't recall, but if there is....SPLOOGE!

Wise_a

Hunter wrote: »

Ashcroft wrote: »

That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

On the other hand, Claire Forlani is hot

Thats really the only hand.

vrst

you guys

Wise_a

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Ashcroft wrote: »

That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

On the other hand, Claire Forlani is hot

Was there a nudie part in that movie with her covered in peanut butter? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?

I don't recall, but if there is....SPLOOGE!

I actually liked Meet Joe Black, even though it was so long.

I thought it was a good movie.

lostwords

GAAAAAAAY

lostwords

Do you also like the sight of soapy water sliding down a man's ass crack as he showers after a rousing bout of hide the wiener in your butt?

Nogs

London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

Hunter

lostwords wrote: »

Do you also like the sight of soapy water sliding down a man's ass crack as he showers after a rousing bout of hide the wiener in your butt?

Is this a trick question?

<3

I must be like the only person here that doesn't like Wes Anderson movies.

lostwords

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Do you also like the sight of soapy water sliding down a man's ass crack as he showers after a rousing bout of hide the wiener in your butt?

Is this a trick question?

Depends, what are your plans for tonight?

Nogs

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to some one else, if she is plain.

Wise_a

lostwords wrote: »

Do you also like the sight of soapy water sliding down a man's ass crack as he showers after a rousing bout of hide the wiener in your butt?

Coming from Mr. Legally Blonde?

#pipe

Nuzak wrote: »

what do a broken arm and princess diana have in common

they both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris

What's the last thing that went through Diana's mind before she died?

Spoiler:

The dash

Jimmy

Avenged Seven Fold

Silmaril

#pipe wrote: »

Nuzak wrote: »

what do a broken arm and princess diana have in common

they both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris

What's the last thing that went through Diana's mind before she died?

Spoiler:

The dash

did you hear about Diana?

She was all over the Radio.

Dynagrip

scarlet st. wrote: »

This isn't black humor, but whenever my host sister is crying my host mother asks if she's Korean or Japanese.

Do the Japanese view Koreans as cry babies or something?

"Oh boohoo, you're still upset about the atrocities we committed durin WWII."

Butters

scarlet st. wrote: »

This isn't black humor, but whenever my host sister is crying my host mother asks if she's Korean or Japanese.

That is pretty fucking funny right there.

Tonkka

Are we telling jokes? I love jokes.

Xaquin

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?


They found her Head and Shoulders in the back seat.

Mr. Henry Bemis

what does hannibal lector call prostitutes

whores d'oeuvres!

Jimmy

..cause they told him the football was a color TV

Nogs

http://www.local10.com/news/14339823/detail.html