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black humour

NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Singularity Engine++
what do a broken arm and princess diana have in common

they both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris


did you hear that Afghani people are the fastest readers in the world?

yeah, they got through over 100 stories in an hour


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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing


    Unless its someone else's

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    no even then it's just sad

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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited October 2007
    woooo joke thread

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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hai guys check this screenshot of Doom:

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    no even then it's just sad

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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So this black dude is paying his groceries at a counter, right.


    haha that's the joke guys black people never pay

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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited October 2007
    two yoghurt pots walk into a bar and the barman goes 'fuck off I'm not serving no bastard yoghurt pots' so one goes 'why not? we are two cultured individuals!'

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY

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  • Apathetics AnonymousApathetics Anonymous Registered User
    edited October 2007
    What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul?

    The Pope died a virgin.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    If you want black humor, watch Very Bad Things.

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  • Apathetics AnonymousApathetics Anonymous Registered User
    edited October 2007
    I love that movie.

    Also, the webcomic Morning Glory is pretty dark. Like, really dark. Though the humour sometimes misses the mark.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    no even then it's just sad

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    AHAHAHAHA

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    lucid-tv.com

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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My humour is still the blackest in this thread.

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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited October 2007
    white people tell jokes like this

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  • Apathetics AnonymousApathetics Anonymous Registered User
    edited October 2007
    What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?

    An erection.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY
    it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
    yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This isn't black humor, but whenever my host sister is crying my host mother asks if she's Korean or Japanese.

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  • CatoCato __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    Racist.

    An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.
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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    One time I was getting car jacked, but I offered the guy my tasty fried chicken, he took that instead



    Am I doing this right ?

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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    No because that is not funny

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  • Dance CommanderDance Commander Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Isn't your host mother your host sister's actual mother?

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    vrst wrote: »
    No because that is not funny

    I guess you had to be there

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  • DakalDakal Registered User
    edited October 2007
    <insert generic dead baby joke here>

    Haha dead babies!

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY
    it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
    yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

    It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY
    it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
    yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

    It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.
    you damn kids haven't figured out yet that showing something repeatedly lessens instead of heightens the impact
    it's a stupid video and he's a stupid kid

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY
    it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
    yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

    It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.

    I guarentee if you played Yakkety Sax behind that it would be hilarious.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Isn't your host mother your host sister's actual mother?

    Yes, she's implying that Koreans are crybabies and is teaching that stereotype to her daughter by asking.

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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY
    it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
    yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

    It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.
    you damn kids haven't figured out yet that showing something repeatedly lessens instead of heightens the impact
    it's a stupid video and he's a stupid kid

    I think the whole point is to show that it's not actually real, like many youtube people think it is.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY
    it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
    yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

    It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.

    I like that the guy feels the need to place a copyright statement on the end of the commentary.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    bent wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY
    it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
    yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

    It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.
    you damn kids haven't figured out yet that showing something repeatedly lessens instead of heightens the impact
    it's a stupid video and he's a stupid kid

    I think the whole point is to show that it's not actually real, like many youtube people think it is.

    what the fuck are you talking about not real? Brad Pitt straight up threw himself into the traffic for the sake of one of the worst films of all time and that video proves it.

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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited October 2007
    bent wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    what's so funny about DEATH?

    nothing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY
    it's so retarded how that dude thinks it's somehow worth showing the same clip over and over and over and at different speeds
    yeah, I got it the first time he gets hit by two vehicles omg how h4rdcor3

    It's Brad Pitt getting dead in Meet Joe Black. It's not so you can appreciate how h4rdcor3 it is, it's so you can savour the moment.
    you damn kids haven't figured out yet that showing something repeatedly lessens instead of heightens the impact
    it's a stupid video and he's a stupid kid

    I think the whole point is to show that it's not actually real, like many youtube people think it is.

    what the fuck are you talking about not real? Brad Pitt straight up threw himself into the traffic for the sake of one of the worst films of all time and that video proves it.

    OMG

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  • AshcroftAshcroft I'm all about dem Yens, 'bout dem Yens No creditRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why must you never laugh when you see a black man in a car?

    it's probably your car lol

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    lol the thread says black humor so lets all be racists lol

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    seriously that is some oscar wilde caliber wit

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

    On the other hand, Claire Forlani is hot

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  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    dont you see that is the joke

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

    On the other hand, Claire Forlani is hot

    Was there a nudie part in that movie with her covered in peanut butter? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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