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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I really have no idea

    I just wanted to belong :(

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I really have no idea

    I just wanted to belong :(

    Me too!

    We both suck!

  • The GeekThe Geek Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    SNYPA SNYPA SNYPA

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    post 685 snypa

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Hey whats the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?

    You don't fuck a pizza before you eat it.

    e: page 28 snypa
    I liked "You don't come on a pizza before you eat it," a bit better.

    What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kids?
    Hey, go easy on the candy.

  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited October 2007
    How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl?
    a blender

    How do you get them out?
    Corn Chips

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    How many Jewish people can you fit in a car?
    Depends on the size of your ashtray.

    Xbox/PSN/NNID/Steam: NickleDL | 3DS: 0731-4750-6906
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off a cliff?
    You would too if your name was HHHRURRRRHGHGHGHRRRRRAAAARRLLLRRRAAAHGHGHGHGL

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why did Hellen Keller back her parents car into a tree?
    Because she's a woman!

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  • TankTank Registered User
    edited October 2007
    When I first saw this thread I though it was going to be about the new season of Boondocks on Cartoon Network.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Fo'shizzle.Fo'shizzle. Registered User
    edited October 2007
    jewish jokes are for goys

    i dont like goys

    i dont like em

    a rabbi was once propositioned by a rather stunning member of the DAR

    he looked her up and down.

    after about five minutes he said

    sure

    like you, but bigger where it counts
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
  • Fo'shizzle.Fo'shizzle. Registered User
    edited October 2007
    isnt it lovely

    like you, but bigger where it counts
  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User
    edited October 2007
    What's got eight legs and makes women scream?

    Gang rape.

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