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bhealey
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like half of which I will spend sleeping
I am dissatisfied
and then when i die
i will say "look how many seconds i destroyed, you seconds, will remember your greatest enemy"
The last 50 will be spent watching The Price is Right and shitting yourself.
sure, if I am constantly entered in the powerball lottery
the way you calculated it they have a chance of dying every second of their life, but that doesn't work for Powerball unless you are entered all the time
what's the point of living past 100 if it doesn't become acceptable for me to shit on myself?
the last 9050 will be spent in a robot body
If you can make it to the bathroom the nurses give you extra applesauce.
once you get past 80 your balls stop working
that figures
Daaaaaaaaang.
Not like anyone else will ever touch it.
Whoops flawed logic.
Quite welcome!
i don't think it'd be possible to get bored
eventually
if your body didn't give out to the usual extent, the new era you walk into might get really interesting until you realized how empty and fleeting life was and became a hollow shell
And if you take all your pills that week, they put cinamon in it!
He goes around the universe, insulting everyone in it, in alphabetical order.