Let's Play Pink Goes to Hollywood! This game is terrible! The End!

Lave II

I'm kinda meh when it comes to the lets play threads. But these are great.

I really like listening to you being very, very angry.

And I found the Mario World one, really useful.

So many thanks man.

Many thanks.

Gennenalyse Rueben

YES. My monthly fill of Gilder Rage and Torment has been more than filled with this. What is wrong with this hawk, what is wrong with his eyes!? I so look forward to more.

And Pinkenstein is one of the most vile levels I've EVER SEEN. Oh my god, whoever designed that was evil incarnate. Just sadistic on a scale that's nearly unimaginable. Only nearly, because of Lost Levels and those satanic Mario hacks.

Roshin

Gilder wrote: »

Argghh! What?? No! Argghh! Gawd!! Rawrrrr! I hate this game! OMG! No! What the? Argghhh!!

MetaHybrid

These videos are awesome, but this game is pretty horrible. I think you took a few years off your life playing it.

Rocketlex

I almost think Polterpink is the more sadistic of the two. At least in Pinkenstein it's pretty straightforward what you're supposed to do, just hard.

Doc Holliday

Rocketlex wrote: »

I almost think Polterpink is the more sadistic of the two. At least in Pinkenstein it's pretty straightforward what you're supposed to do, just hard.

I'm not sure I've ever seen anything as downright mean as those mystery doors, especially since one is at the very end of the level.

Gilder

At least only one of those mystery doors takes you out of the level though. Although one of them did lead me to that door so I think the intention was it was a nasty trick for kids to fall for where they go "Aw man, I didn't want to come down here. Oh wait, I'll just go back through. Like every other door in this entire game, I'm sure it will take me back to where I was!". Then it takes you back to the hub level so you have to go through Polterpink again.

Gilder

Dear lord in heaven, it's over. This terrible game has been defeated. The beast has been slain. The moon has stopped falling. The princess has been found. The core has been shot. Samus has completed her mission.

The last video is uploading now.

MetaHybrid

Gilder wrote: »

Dear lord in heaven, it's over. This terrible game has been defeated. The beast has been slain. The moon has stopped falling. The princess has been found. The core has been shot. Samus has completed her mission.

The last video is uploading now.

Hooray!

METAzraeL

Haha just watched the first video, pure fried gold.

Gilder

New Video! The End!

It's OVER. YES. THANK YOU. GO TO HELL INSPECTOR.

Ohtsam

"YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THIS GAME IS OVER"
LOL

dclee

Awesome. Now what game lies next for Gilder? Besides DKC3 I mean. What other SNES games do you own?

Rocketlex

So...is Pinkenstein an optional level or something?

Gilder

Rocketlex wrote: »

So...is Pinkenstein an optional level or something?

I don't think so. I think you have to beat it so that you can leave. Like how I had to beat all the levels in the hub to get access to the next place. I'm betting that if you took that door without beating Pinkenstein, it would take you to the hub and you'd have to go back in Polterpink and find Pinkenstein.

-SPI-

I'm not surprised that this game was made by only about 8 people.

IShallRiseAgain

gilder, that was an amazing let's play. Sometimes playing through crappy games can be more entertaining than a good game.

Vert1

Make your voice deeper. Think Krauser in RE4.

Improvolone

I own this game.
Not sure who got it for me, but I own it.

King Riptor

dclee wrote: »

Awesome. Now what game lies next for Gilder? Besides DKC3 I mean. What other SNES games do you own?

Chester Cheetah's great escape.


This I command!

Spoiler:

That might not be the title I honestly don't remeber I just know this game is awful.

Roshin

OMG, it's over! It was painful to watch, but it's finally over. Gilder, thanks for playing it, so I never have to.

BTW, I think I hated Werewolf on the NES as much as you hated this, but at least that had werewolves and less pink. Also, Predator on the C64. Goddammit.

Doc Holliday

Gilder wrote: »

New Video! The End!

It's OVER. YES. THANK YOU. GO TO HELL INSPECTOR.

That was wonderfully entertaining. A++ would watch again, etc. Way better than anything on TV.

Blackjack

I bet you still like the game, no matter what you say.

Gilder

Blackjack wrote: »

I bet you still like the game, no matter what you say.

I like the snow level because the music is really awesome and the wild west level because floating cows is just amazing. All the other levels are way too difficult or annoying though.

Improvolone

I only watched the first video, I can't bear anymore.

Do you not use tricks on purpose?

Gilder

Improvolone wrote: »

I only watched the first video, I can't bear anymore.

Do you not use tricks on purpose?

I mostly didn't use tricks because except for the traffic lights, they're all worthless. They're just variations of the same thing: An item going forward for a couple feet and killing what's in the way. They don't save me from annoying jumps, they can't be used underwater, and they don't protect me from aerial assaults. However I probably could've used them on most of the inspector "battles" and won instantly. Except for the last one.

Improvolone

Well the tokens need to get used in the right toll booth, those make it easier. Like for the first video, to cross that giant gap on the bottom and to reach the star without the hawk, you can use the tokens. You just seem to love sending a staircase into a tree.

Rocketlex

Yeah, I noticed at one point the hawk brought you to a branch with a toll booth on the left side of the chasm which looked like it could have made a useful staircase to the right. Did you ever see/try that in subsequent runs?

Gilder

I didn't try it and honestly most of the time I forget I have the coins unless the level just will not let me progress without it. Like the turkey or pinkenstein. I'm also just afraid of where I'll go, like the staircase that lead me right into a nut.

Improvolone

I call shenanigans, you purposly suck ass at this game for what you perceieve to be humor.
SHENANIGANS

Blackjack

Nah, dude, watch his Mario videos. He really just sucks.

DON'T WORRY GILDER, I GOT YOUR BACK.

Improvolone

Which further proves my point!!!!

Blackjack

If Gilder was sucking on purpose, he'd have to be AMAZING. It takes a lot of skill to suck as much as Gilder.

...

Not that I could do better, of course.

Gilder

Blackjack wrote: »

Nah, dude, watch his Mario videos. He really just sucks.

DON'T WORRY GILDER, I GOT YOUR BACK.

Thanks man. It's nice to know I have a pal like you looking out for me.

SpikedFreak

Enjoyable LP as always gilder. I had to tab away from it and listen to it most of the time as side scrollers that always keep your character centered on the screen no matter, what drive me bonkers.

Improvolone

Blackjack wrote: »

If Gilder was sucking on purpose, he'd have to be AMAZING. It takes a lot of skill to suck as much as Gilder.

...

Not that I could do better, of course.

Hey, I'm not here to say he sucks.
I'm just here to say that he is sucking so hard on purpose because he thinks it is funny.

Rocketlex

Pretending to suck in order to get a laugh is the Angry Video Game Nerd's gig. Gilder just hurts himself for our amusement.

Gilder

Improvolone wrote: »

Blackjack wrote: »

If Gilder was sucking on purpose, he'd have to be AMAZING. It takes a lot of skill to suck as much as Gilder.

...

Not that I could do better, of course.

Hey, I'm not here to say he sucks.
I'm just here to say that he is sucking so hard on purpose because he thinks it is funny.

No, it's really just that the game is difficult, the controls aren't very tight, the hit boxes are very random, and I have a terrible memory of when to use tricks and coins.

If you want to try the game, go ahead. You'll see that if you do stuff like walk and then shoot, you'll go forward like a foot for no reason.

Cokomon

And besides, as Gilder is always quick to remind us: "This game is terr-uh-bull!"