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Finally I'm a Winner!

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I won the affections of a beautiful young lass after defeating her father in a duel to the death.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    neville wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I won a $1340 bill from the "hey your clutch doesn't work anymore oh and also your transmission is old" sweepstakes

    it was awesome

    I won a $4200 bill from the "Hey, l2change your oil and take care of your car, dumbshit" contest.
    :/

    we should celebrate with a high-speed game of chicken

    Sounds like a plan!

    "Didn't we just fix this car? What happened?"

    "Funny story.. So i was driving 130 miles per hour... you know, to test it out, and..." :o

    I should be able to get going real fast real quick with my new clutch

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    One time, I won a live chicken.

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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I won a contest for most pleasant phone voice from this company... twice.

    They gave me $100 bucks each time.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    One time, I won a live chicken.

    how long did it stay alive after you won?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    Not even kidding, an honest to god live chicken.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    One time, I won a live chicken.

    how long did it stay alive after you won?

    froze to death about two winters after

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Where did you keep said chicken

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    in a fucking chicken coop

    aduh

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i don't think i've ever won anything...

    :?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    seriously, what kind of question is that

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    One time, I won a live chicken.

    how long did it stay alive after you won?

    froze to death about two winters after

    i would've fried it up the next day

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    a stupid one

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    One time, I won a live chicken.

    how long did it stay alive after you won?

    froze to death about two winters after

    i would've fried it up the next day

    you aren't a third grader that just won a chicken that you hatched in an incubator in your classroom

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    are you?

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ahahahaha

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    One time, I won a live chicken.

    how long did it stay alive after you won?

    froze to death about two winters after

    i would've fried it up the next day

    you aren't a third grader that just won a chicken that you hatched in an incubator in your classroom

    yeah

    i couldn't cook in the third grade

    not that i can now

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I won seats to an Ozzfest once(from the lawn seating area). I think that's about it.

    Oh, and City Link sent me a free CD once from some random hardcore band.

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I've won a trip to Disney World and wil be there in Novemeber. The downside is part of the contest arrangement is I have go to a hour sales pitch on timeshares. The upside is that the lecture comes with a free meal. However, the free meal is cursed.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I won a footrace with a retard once.

    He was tough, but in the end I just wanted it more.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Theidar wrote: »
    I've won a trip to Disney World and wil be there in Novemeber. The downside is part of the contest arrangement is I have go to a hour sales pitch on timeshares. The upside is that the lecture comes with a free meal. However, the free meal is cursed.

    what about the frogurt?

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Theidar wrote: »
    I've won a trip to Disney World and wil be there in Novemeber. The downside is part of the contest arrangement is I have go to a hour sales pitch on timeshares. The upside is that the lecture comes with a free meal. However, the free meal is cursed.

    what about the frogurt?

    That is also cursed.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Protip: If you have to sit through a timeshare presentation, you didn't really win anything.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I won the SE++ fantasy football superbowl last year.

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Protip: If you have to sit through a timeshare presentation, you didn't really win anything.

    4 days at Disney World >> 1 hour lecture with free food that I plan to zone out in

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    Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Theidar wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Protip: If you have to sit through a timeshare presentation, you didn't really win anything.

    4 days at Disney World >> 1 hour lecture with free food that I plan to zone out in

    Yeah, but then they'll pull some "oh, if you read the fine print you have to listen to our 3 hour seminar tomorrow!" bullshit

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Once I won a box of Bubblicous Bubble Gum. They had a contest to name their new flavor of gum. I had completely forgotten about the contest when I recieved a package in the mail from the company that owns Bublicious.

    Twas some good gum too.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2007
    I won a Surge hat

    that soda surge

    that was basically mountain dew

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    JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mountain dew prevails

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Surge was better because nostalgia

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My grandma won some magazine write in prize a couple years ago and since she lives with us she basically just gave it all to us.
    A new computer, printer, digital camera, office chair and desk, TV, Fridge... it was pretty sweet.

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    Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Once I won a box of Bubblicous Bubble Gum. They had a contest to name their new flavor of gum. I had completely forgotten about the contest when I recieved a package in the mail from the company that owns Bublicious.

    Twas some good gum too.

    well what did you name it?

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    BoBaBrainBoBaBrain Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jinn wrote: »
    So, I guess I just won 4 free round trip tickets to Europe. What kind of crazy death-match style competition should I stage in order to choose three friends to take with me?

    Also, this is like the first time I've ever won anything cool ever. I was all about cereal box sweepstakes and shit (McDonald's Monopoly, radio call-in contests, etc. etc.) as a kid and the only thing I ever won in my life was some stupid Talk Back Voice recorder pen and the soundtrack to that live action 101 Dalmations movie with Glenn Close (radio disney... god I was such a little faggot).

    So, SE, have you ever won anything totally rad?

    So where inEurope sre you going?


    Italy for the food. Ireland for the drink*. Aim for places with a train station, but no website.



    * Well, Ireland for the drinking. Scotland for the drink.

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    archonwarparchonwarp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I won 3 craps on a wootoff bag of crap once.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    my mom won our xbox at a church raffle she happened to walk through on her jogging route... years later she won a freaking xbox 360 at the gym. i mean, damn. i have a lucky mom

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    archonwarparchonwarp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    gym, and jogging... do you also have a hot mom? ;-)

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh I won like $350 in a single roll on the roulette table when I went to Vegas.

    I put ten bucks on 10

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    archonwarp wrote: »
    gym, and jogging... do you also have a hot mom? ;-)

    she has been trying to get in shape over the last few years, off and on, she's looking great relative to how she used to look though.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    archonwarp wrote: »
    gym, and jogging... do you also have a hot mom? ;-)

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    belruel you have no idea how lucky your mom gets sometimes

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