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Stand Up Comedy

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    Shorn Scrotum Man wrote: »
    Mr. Embarkation wrote: »
    Gilbert Gottfried was on Howard Stern this morning. Good laughs this morning.

    He can be amusing, sometimes.

    I enjoyed his appearances on Howard Stern back on terrestrial radio.

    And he was excellent in the Aristocrats.

    But god most of the movies he's been in have been painful.

    You take that back, Problem Child 2 was amazing.

    And, uhh, I guess Aladdin is alright.

    I said most, not all :P

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Shorn Scrotum Man wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Shorn Scrotum Man wrote: »
    Mr. Embarkation wrote: »
    Gilbert Gottfried was on Howard Stern this morning. Good laughs this morning.

    He can be amusing, sometimes.

    I enjoyed his appearances on Howard Stern back on terrestrial radio.

    And he was excellent in the Aristocrats.

    But god most of the movies he's been in have been painful.

    You take that back, Problem Child 2 was amazing.

    And, uhh, I guess Aladdin is alright.

    I said most, not all :P

    I really am not familiar with his entire movie career (didn't realize he had one beyond what lost mentioned) but generally even good stand up comics don't fair well on the big screen.

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    Billy Connolly. Hands down best plumber/musician/stand up comedian evar.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User
    New nick swardson, new to me, stand up on comedy central right now.

    yay.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    nick swardson is pretty great

    especially his grandma

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    speaking of swarsdon and grandmas

    grandma's boy was amazing

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  • HitScanHitScan Registered User
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    speaking of swarsdon and grandmas

    grandma's boy was amazing
    Amazingly Horrid I suppose.

    OLOL all gamers is pothedz!

    OLOL all games is BAM BAM BAM!

    OLOL pot OLOL.

    That movie sucked hard enough to fellate an Airbus.

    Unstable like the isotope that resolves the fate of the theoretical cat in the hypothetical crate.
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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    HitScan wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    speaking of swarsdon and grandmas

    grandma's boy was amazing
    Amazingly Horrid I suppose.

    OLOL all gamers is pothedz!

    OLOL all games is BAM BAM BAM!

    OLOL pot OLOL.

    That movie sucked hard enough to fellate an Airbus.

    Wow! I can't imagine that a person would actually look so deeply into the movie and get that out it. The movie really wasn't that focused and making any sort of point you think it did.

    The movie is indeed retarded but still a riot.

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  • HitScanHitScan Registered User
    Butters wrote: »
    Wow! I can't imagine that a person would actually look so deeply into the movie and get that out it. The movie really wasn't that focused and making any sort of point you think it did.

    The movie is indeed retarded but still a riot.
    I didn't look into it terribly deeply. I don't know that I've ever taken a good deep look at any movie. That's what I got off the top.

    Now, I will say the tea scene was grade A. But when one of the Golden Girls is your movie's only hope? It's time to start over.


    Edit: I don't really think that they were trying to make a point of anything that I said, just that those were the themes that stood out the most when I saw it and about all that stuck with me. That, and stoned grandmas can be totally funny.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS
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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    HitScan wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Wow! I can't imagine that a person would actually look so deeply into the movie and get that out it. The movie really wasn't that focused and making any sort of point you think it did.

    The movie is indeed retarded but still a riot.
    I didn't look into it terribly deeply. I don't know that I've ever taken a good deep look at any movie. That's what I got off the top.

    Now, I will say the tea scene was grade A. But when one of the Golden Girls is your movie's only hope? It's time to start over.


    Edit: I don't really think that they were trying to make a point of anything that I said, just that those were the themes that stood out the most when I saw it and about all that stuck with me. That, and stoned grandmas can be totally funny.

    Then it's hard for me to understand why you wouldn't enjoy it since the whole movie is chocked full of scenes like that one. Nick Swardson had a number of great lines.

    Also, there weren't any golden girls in that movie. You better brush up you knowledge of senior citizen TV actresses, mister!

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  • YardGnomeYardGnome Registered User regular
    Koshian wrote: »
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    Not enough people watched the show, and it seems less know about their comedy...

    makes a man turn to drinkin' :|

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Koshian no

    noooooooo

    Michael Ian Black is not funny

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  • SuaveSuave __BANNED USERS
    HitScan wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    speaking of swarsdon and grandmas

    grandma's boy was amazing
    Amazingly Horrid I suppose.

    OLOL all gamers is pothedz!

    OLOL all games is BAM BAM BAM!

    OLOL pot OLOL.

    That movie sucked hard enough to fellate an Airbus.

    Grandma's boy was one of the best comedy's in the last 10 years, are you out of your mind?

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    "Does it.. scare you?"
    "No.. I just don't like techno"

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
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  • tuggatugga how neat is that thats pretty neatRegistered User regular
    YardGnome wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
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    Not enough people watched the show, and it seems less know about their comedy...

    makes a man turn to drinkin' :|

    a vag badger?

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  • GrathGrath Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Suave wrote: »
    HitScan wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    speaking of swarsdon and grandmas

    grandma's boy was amazing
    Amazingly Horrid I suppose.

    OLOL all gamers is pothedz!

    OLOL all games is BAM BAM BAM!

    OLOL pot OLOL.

    That movie sucked hard enough to fellate an Airbus.

    Grandma's boy was one of the best comedy's in the last 10 years, are you out of your mind?

    "Can you turn that music down?"
    "Does it.. scare you?"
    "No.. I just don't like techno"

    "you would if you had robot ears"

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  • DukiDuki Registered User
    richard pryor and eddie murphy

    best black men ever

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  • GrathGrath Registered User, ClubPA regular
    how the fuck do you put eddie in the same category as Mr Pryor?

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  • HitScanHitScan Registered User
    Butters wrote: »
    Then it's hard for me to understand why you wouldn't enjoy it since the whole movie is chocked full of scenes like that one. Nick Swardson had a number of great lines.

    Also, there weren't any golden girls in that movie. You better brush up you knowledge of senior citizen TV actresses, mister!
    Oops. Doris Roberts and Betty White are, in fact, different people. Now I feel bad, because I was overly harsh on Mrs. Roberts. No one should be called a Golden Girl unduly.

    I may give it another watch someday, but for some reason all the crap is what I remember and very little of the funny.

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  • HalfmexHalfmex Only WHO can prevent forest fires? You selected 'you', referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is: You.Registered User regular
    Grath wrote: »
    how the fuck do you put eddie in the same category as Mr Pryor?
    Because for his time, Eddie was an excellent comedian. Then he freaked the fuck out and started making horrendously unfunny shitty movies.

    That shell of a human being you see as Eddie Murphy today is not the Eddie Murphy I grew up with.

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Murphy was a brilliant standup comic and a gifted impressionist. Oh how far he has fallen.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Murphy was a brilliant standup comic and a gifted impressionist. Oh how far he has fallen.

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS
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    er actually his name is Allan Murray

    I have so little respect for him that I don't even know how to spell his name

    Are you referring to Al Murray, the 'Pub Landlord'??? I think a lot of his comedy is lost on anyone not English (being Welsh I think he's a bit shit, but quite funny since the people he's taking the piss out of have no idea he's taking the piss out of them and think he is being serious)

    no I mean Allan Murray, the guy who has to give away tickets for his show at the laugh factory because no one will buy them

    I mean Allan Murray the worst comic I have ever seen

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