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Cardboard boxes do not make houses
Dee Kae
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Currently I've kindly been turned into a bum overnight, and surviving a town with no place to crash is both hard and filled with gas stations.
Any tips on how to survive as a hobo or bum? If you were one, just what would you do?
Don't eat the breakfest sandwiches at 7-11.
Any tips on how to survive as a hobo or bum? If you were one, just what would you do?
Don't eat the breakfest sandwiches at 7-11.
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Luckily I found an all night lan-center-store-thing. Not a place to sleep but hey. ;D
Edit: Libraries? Damnit, good idea.
Make a fort out of books.
Save more money for housing you dumb ponce.
Be sure to mark your territory this is important! Even if it means using something other than pee to do it then so be it!
Wear tons of clothes even it's 100c. outside you have to keep those layers on!
A dumpster is your freind
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What if you didnt have much money on you but enough to spend at a cheap lan center?
And bedding material
Boil it first, though.
But not too long.
Don't want to burn away those nutritious crabs.
CARBS! I MEANT CARBS!
Secret Satan
A pretty one.
That smells good.
placentas'r'us
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Buy a knife to shank people and steal the money off their bleeding corpses.
Duh.
Make a knife it's cost effective.
Then whomever you shank it's profit
they will most likely give you candy
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it was so fucking good
case in point
http://www.housesofthefuture.com.au/hof_houses04.html
way to not be able to rough it, starbucks whore
I made a igloo out of cardboard not 4 weeks ago
"bindle."
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This is the first Wes Anderson movie I haven't rushed out and seen the first weekend
Maybe this will be the weekend I finally go see it
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yes! hi5
that is a classy cardboard house
like the kind upper-class, gentlemanly hobos live in
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Then go back in time and alter the circumstances that led to you losing your place.
weeee h5
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Well, I can sing worse then that. now all I need is a pervert and a train.
Man I'm right here.
All you need is the train.
If you are low on money, there is no good reason to spend it on internet, which you can get for free at a library.
You obviously have not yet developed the appropriate scrounging mentality.
Also, start begging.
Down the track came a hobo hiking, and he said "Boys, I'm not turning."
"I'm heading for a land that's far away beside the crystal fountains;"
"So come with me, we'll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountains."
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I have a job still, and meager ammounts of money but stored hours here, so hey what a time to use'm. ;D
@Mad Iron: We'll make our own train, and ride it into the sunset, while singing theme songs to shows no one should know.
"..tooo save the digital world!"
And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in
There ain't no short handled shovels, no axes saws or picks
I'm a goin to stay where you sleep all day
Where they hung the jerk that invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
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Man, that does not sound like a smart idea.
Hey you should totally do what I already told you to do and what others are telling you now.
I recommend cardboard boxes that have a waxy coating, they won't deteriorate as quickly as a regular one.
And get a stray cat, so you two can be hobo buddies.
And lastly, what chunk of cardboard you won't be using, turn into a sign and warn people about their ever impending doom. Bonus points for quotes from Revelations and Nostradamus.
AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WITH A HARMONICA
Become a hobo-rock sensation!
And said to the jocker, "Sandy,
I've hiked and hiked and wandered too,
But I ain't seen any candy.
I've hiked and hiked till my feet are sore
And I'll be damned if I hike any more
To be buggered sore like a hobo's whore
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
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