I Just Accidentally Kneed Framling in the Balls

Jordyn

uuh, whoops.

Meissnerd

oofda

Kuribo's Shoe

good thing you don't want kids.

Bedlam

livejournal thread

DasHanselHM

You're supposed to caress them, not injure them.

Killjoy

A grave and everpresent danger...

Redeemer

One time I kneed my friend Annie in the box

I was pretending to but she leaned in too far and whoops

Druhim

that was no accident, was it Jordyn?

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Potatoe and I both think that is classy.

Iskander

Post about it on the internet

trentsteel

Now he has dry and crushed balls.

Redeemer

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Potatoe and I both think that is classy.

Did, uh, you two combine into one form or something?

tsplitter

Iskander wrote: »

Post about it on the internet

she already did

the hell is wrong with you

get out!

Linksville

Does his life insurance policy payoff go down if he is damaged?

trentsteel

I think you know what you have to do to make it better, Jordyn

Randall_Flagg

fuck

I have to translate eighty lines of the aeneid by tomorrow night

Druhim

Redeemer wrote: »

One time I kneed my friend Annie in the box

I was pretending to but she leaned in too far and whoops

one time I was pretending to slap my friend Michelle but she started talking and whoops

Defender

Good thing you didn't want kids anyway. phewf-ta.

Meissnerd

I like how you capitalised the thread title, Jordyn

Defender

Randall_Flagg wrote: »

fuck

I have to translate eighty lines of the aeneid by tomorrow night

I bet somebody has already done it.

Meissnerd

Druhim wrote: »

Redeemer wrote: »

One time I kneed my friend Annie in the box

I was pretending to but she leaned in too far and whoops

one time I was pretending to slap my friend Michelle but she started talking and whoops

ahahaha

trentsteel

You must place his pubis-sack in your mouth both succulently and yearningly for no less than 30 seconds time.

Marathon

I don't believe that this was an accident at all.

Muse Among Men

Replace 'Sorry' with 'No Regrets', because i know you have none.

Iskander

trentsteel wrote: »

I think you know what you have to do to make it better, Jordyn

It's also best for him when they still hurt, so hurry up!

Jordyn

Meissnerd wrote: »

I like how you capitalised the thread title, Jordyn

yes, of course.

It's a title.

150cc

t jordyn thx for making new thread <3

How is Frammers feeling now?

Randall_Flagg

Defender wrote: »

Randall_Flagg wrote: »

fuck

I have to translate eighty lines of the aeneid by tomorrow night

I bet somebody has already done it.

gee

do you think my teacher might notice if my translation is word-for-word equivalent to the masterful fagles translation which I have sitting next to me?

also, I have to understand the purpose of each word, the literary devices, the scansion of each foot, etc

Jordyn

150cc wrote: »

t jordyn thx for making new thread <3

How is Frammers feeling now?

he seems to be recovering nicely.

BusterK

Massage his junk and say it's from all of us.

trentsteel

less type, more fellate here, JOrdyn


These are wifely duties

bongi

i kick myself in the nuts sometime when i'm sitting down

i think i mentioned this before

i don't think i can mention it enough times though

As7

I'll knee you in the twat on purpose when I get to Seattle and bring balance back to the universe.

Redeemer

Yes bongi we all know how freakishly low hanging your balls are

Defender

Randall_Flagg wrote: »

Defender wrote: »

Randall_Flagg wrote: »

fuck

I have to translate eighty lines of the aeneid by tomorrow night

I bet somebody has already done it.

gee

do you think my teacher might notice if my translation is word-for-word equivalent to the masterful fagles translation which I have sitting next to me?

also, I have to understand the purpose of each word, the literary devices, the scansion of each foot, etc

Just saying it's probably been done.

Haha faggles

BusterK

I'm surprised Bongi doesn't trip over those things

Killjoy

Pic me.

Rankenphile

I like boy penis.

I sometimes put it in my poopbutt place and wiggle around until I make the mess that God hates me for.

Redeemer

Wait a second

Sheri

Holy crap I'm watching this America's Next Top Model marathon and CariDee (who is from ND) just said 'phewf-ta'

Redeemer

Hahahaha are you serious Sheri