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I Just Accidentally Kneed Framling in the Balls

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what was the seal for

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User
    edited October 2007
    We can always use more seals.

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User
    edited October 2007
    eating

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    my penis is a strange and beautiful animal that frolicks freely whenever no-one is looking

    It's so happy!

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  • edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    my penis is a strange and beautiful animal that frolicks freely whenever no-one is looking

    It's so happy!

    that it is

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is it like the dancing frog

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    One time I kneed my friend Annie in the box

    I was pretending to but she leaned in too far and whoops
    one time I was pretending to slap my friend Michelle but she started talking and whoops

    why hasn't anyone posted the photo

    you know the one

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what was the seal for
    Seals are normally meant for eating and wearing as outer clothing, but looks like that one is meant to be stared at.

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    I slap chicks in the face with my nuts all the damn time. Once I knocked a bitch's teeth out with them because she was giving me sass.

    Defender, we were clearly talking about people with real balls. Prosthetic balls don't count.

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    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what was the seal for

    approval

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I do not approve of that seal

    It is not a seal of quality

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what was the seal for

    approval

    here is the gold star

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    :roll:

    Well put

    It's weird to see such penis envy in someone who actually HAS a penis. TFS is so ungrateful!

    Either that or he just wants me to relieve him of a few teeth.
    hahaha jesus christ you are retarded

    Yeah, you know you want me to knock your teeth out with my balls. Don't try to hide it.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ahahaha

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    like a wrecking ball

    except a pair

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    I slap chicks in the face with my nuts all the damn time. Once I knocked a bitch's teeth out with them because she was giving me sass.

    Defender, we were clearly talking abotu people with real balls. Prosthetic balls don't count.

    My balls are real. They're just encased in cushioned titanium spheres and attached by space-age microfibers.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I do not approve of that seal

    It is not a seal of quality
    it is suspend-o-seal

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    :roll:

    Well put

    It's weird to see such penis envy in someone who actually HAS a penis. TFS is so ungrateful!

    Either that or he just wants me to relieve him of a few teeth.
    hahaha jesus christ you are retarded

    Yeah, you know you want me to knock your teeth out with my balls. Don't try to hide it.
    yes i want defender's neocon balls all up in my grill as it were

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    I don't understand how this happens.

    Was there a fire drill?

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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    jump up and down with a boner

    hee hee
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    Did this make anyone else think about the Guild Navigators from Dune?

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    I've never gotten my penis caught in my zipper

    but I have gotten by pubes caught a couple times before

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    jump up and down with a boner

    hee hee
    cut
    Did this make anyone else think about the Guild Navigators from Dune?
    I am so happy you were the first one to notice this

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    Gimme your address, I'm gonna send you a sympathy card.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    and a teeny violin

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    I don't understand how this happens.

    Was there a fire drill?
    I didn't feel like putting on underwear is all.

    It's safe to say I learned my lesson.

    With that said, it takes a lot more than a mere zipper to take good old Penguin's penis out of commission. My penis is robust like the mighty oak.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I wasn't even being sarcastic.

    I feel bad for him.

    And I think a card might make him feel better.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "Hope your balls get better soon.

    Love: Jordyn"

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    so would you genuinely send a card to those with mutilated genitals

    because i have a list here

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    just out of nowhere a sympathy card

    from somebody on the internet

    about your genitals

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  • JoonJoon Registered User
    edited October 2007
    just out of nowhere a sympathy card

    from somebody on the internet

    about your genitals

    It's all I've ever really wanted.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This thread is a good read people, keep going.

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    I don't understand how this happens.

    Was there a fire drill?
    I didn't feel like putting on underwear is all.

    It's safe to say I learned my lesson.

    With that said, it takes a lot more than a mere zipper to take good old Penguin's penis out of commission. My penis is robust like the mighty oak.

    But I don't get why you would be zipping up in such a hurry.

    Were people shooting at you?

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    so would you genuinely send a card to those with mutilated genitals

    because i have a list here

    well not anybody

    But Penguin's an ok dude, so I would send one to him.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i am owed a few cock sympathy cards

    my brothers think birthday beatings are hilarious

    one punch for each year, and then one for luck in the balls

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I like how you capitalised the thread title, Jordyn

    yes, of course.

    It's a title.
    Would be much better if it was a tilde.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    :roll:

    Well put

    It's weird to see such penis envy in someone who actually HAS a penis. TFS is so ungrateful!

    Either that or he just wants me to relieve him of a few teeth.
    hahaha jesus christ you are retarded

    Yeah, you know you want me to knock your teeth out with my balls. Don't try to hide it.
    yes i want defender's neocon balls all up in my grill as it were

    Haha "neocon"

    you're soooo precious

    Even Callius, who is distinctly to the left of me (and most of the rest of the world, I suspect), wouldn't call me that. Even during a heated debate, he wouldn't.

    That's because he's not retarded, though.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    i am owed a few cock sympathy cards

    my brothers think birthday beatings are hilarious

    one punch for each year, and then one for luck in the balls

    this explains so much

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    I don't understand how this happens.

    Was there a fire drill?

    Shit man. When we had fire drills in school and stuff, we just had to walk outside. You've had a brutal fucking life.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    so would you genuinely send a card to those with mutilated genitals

    because i have a list here

    well not anybody

    But Penguin's an ok dude, so I would send one to him.
    I would frame that card.

    It would go right next to my pictures of the Pope and Martin Luther King Jr.

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