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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    JPants, I must ask you: Why is your name JPants?

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I have seen every halloween movie (except the most recent Rob zombie suck fest). I was just trying to think of some myself and struck out.

    I was thinking, you know, in a row... :P

    How about The Thing (Carepenter version)?

  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    RL name is Joshua. Drunk friend once called me Joshie Pants. the name stuck. Eventually got shortened to JPants or pants or jp... as names tend to do.

    I really need to come up with a better origin story for that.

  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    My ideal hamburger: mayo on one bun, peanut butter on the other. Cheese on patty, ketchup on cheese.
    Spoiler:

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    greetings from el ciudad de mexico

    man taking notes in the backroom is really fuckin boring

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    Cookies are baking.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Imaginaaaaaaation
    Imaaaaaaaaaagination
    Imaginatiooooooon
    :whistle:

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    but the Marriott i'm staying in is fucking unbelievable

    i'm talkin, hugh hefner style bathrobe, complimentary

    i'm talkin, basket of fruit changed twice a day

    crazy times

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    OK, time to go home for a ocuple hours, then back here to work. Adios [chat]

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    seeya joshua pants

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    but the Marriott i'm staying in is fucking unbelievable

    i'm talkin, hugh hefner style bathrobe, complimentary

    i'm talkin, basket of fruit changed twice a day

    crazy times

    Residence Inn? Suites?

    Those are pretty posh.

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    My name was given to me after being randomly selected from a dictionary. I understand the staff and instructors not wanting to use "Ivan", as there are at least three Ivans in each of my classes, but "Zhidkov" isn't exactly hard to pronounce or remember. At least, I don't think it is.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I don't want to work today, I am done.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    but the Marriott i'm staying in is fucking unbelievable

    i'm talkin, hugh hefner style bathrobe, complimentary

    i'm talkin, basket of fruit changed twice a day

    crazy times

    First Sofia, then London, now this? You've joined the CIA, haven't you?

  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    Church wrote: »
    My name was given to me after being randomly selected from a dictionary. I understand the staff and instructors not wanting to use "Ivan", as there are at least three Ivans in each of my classes, but "Zhidkov" isn't exactly hard to pronounce or remember. At least, I don't think it is.

    I'm stoned. I'll admit that.

    He isn't implying that his is actually church, right? It's something else random, right?

    Or his(given) name is Zhidkov? I'd have aimed more towards the middle.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    but the Marriott i'm staying in is fucking unbelievable

    i'm talkin, hugh hefner style bathrobe, complimentary

    i'm talkin, basket of fruit changed twice a day

    crazy times

    First Sofia, then London, now this? You've joined the CIA, haven't you?

    I know, it's a pretty sweet job so far. We'll see how long this lasts.

    Kinda scary though because I had never done this before and they were all like "ALRIGHT, HAVE FUN, PEACE" and i hopped on a plane alone to mexico city to meet with a moderator after i'd only been working for like two months.

    it works out though, it's really fun

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    My name was given to me after being randomly selected from a dictionary. I understand the staff and instructors not wanting to use "Ivan", as there are at least three Ivans in each of my classes, but "Zhidkov" isn't exactly hard to pronounce or remember. At least, I don't think it is.

    I'm stoned. I'll admit that.

    He isn't implying that his is actually church, right? It's something else random, right?

    Or his name is Zhidkov? I'd have aimed more towards the middle.
    Speaking of which, how much LSD do you have and where do you live?

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User
    the hu-mans are dead
    i con-firm they are dead

    the hu-mans are dead
    sniff this one it's dead :whistle:

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    So Quid, you're going on a ten hour drive. What ever will you do to pass the time?

    And can anyone recommend something else to download to my iPod? I need something for the trip back.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    My name was given to me after being randomly selected from a dictionary. I understand the staff and instructors not wanting to use "Ivan", as there are at least three Ivans in each of my classes, but "Zhidkov" isn't exactly hard to pronounce or remember. At least, I don't think it is.

    I'm stoned. I'll admit that.

    He isn't implying that his is actually church, right? It's something else random, right?

    Or his(given) name is Zhidkov? I'd have aimed more towards the middle.

    My real name is Ivan Zhidkov. But the staff and faculty at the installation on which I live gave me the handle "Church" because apparently my real name is too much trouble.

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  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Speaking of which, how much LSD do you have and where do you live?

    me? None, and daytona, florida.

    Him? Probably also none, if Georgia is anything like florida.



    church: That's pretty fucked up man.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    the hu-mans are dead
    i con-firm they are dead

    the hu-mans are dead
    sniff this one it's dead :whistle:

    the robo-boogie!

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Blast.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Church wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    My name was given to me after being randomly selected from a dictionary. I understand the staff and instructors not wanting to use "Ivan", as there are at least three Ivans in each of my classes, but "Zhidkov" isn't exactly hard to pronounce or remember. At least, I don't think it is.

    I'm stoned. I'll admit that.

    He isn't implying that his is actually church, right? It's something else random, right?

    Or his(given) name is Zhidkov? I'd have aimed more towards the middle.

    My real name is Ivan Zhidkov. But the staff and faculty at the installation on which I live gave me the handle "Church" because apparently my real name is too much trouble.

    Ivan Zhidkov? That's fucking badass.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Haphazard wrote: »
    How about The Thing (Carepenter version)?

    Imagine a :^:, only giant and limed.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    My name was given to me after being randomly selected from a dictionary. I understand the staff and instructors not wanting to use "Ivan", as there are at least three Ivans in each of my classes, but "Zhidkov" isn't exactly hard to pronounce or remember. At least, I don't think it is.

    I'm stoned. I'll admit that.

    He isn't implying that his is actually church, right? It's something else random, right?

    Or his name is Zhidkov? I'd have aimed more towards the middle.
    Speaking of which, how much LSD do you have and where do you live?

    My parents went with "Aardvark".

    Lazy jerks.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    How about The Thing (Carepenter version)?

    Imagine a :^:, only giant and limed.

    like the Hulk giving a thumbs up?

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    the hu-mans are dead
    i con-firm they are dead

    the hu-mans are dead
    sniff this one it's dead :whistle:

    The distant future, the distant future! :D

    t Mike: It sounds like you landed a sweet gig. :^:

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Thing is a great movie, though I dunno if I really want that kind of desolation gracing my screen. I'll always remember crazy axe wielding wilford brimley. Even if he later commits a hate crime.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    My name was given to me after being randomly selected from a dictionary. I understand the staff and instructors not wanting to use "Ivan", as there are at least three Ivans in each of my classes, but "Zhidkov" isn't exactly hard to pronounce or remember. At least, I don't think it is.

    I'm stoned. I'll admit that.

    He isn't implying that his is actually church, right? It's something else random, right?

    Or his(given) name is Zhidkov? I'd have aimed more towards the middle.

    My real name is Ivan Zhidkov. But the staff and faculty at the installation on which I live gave me the handle "Church" because apparently my real name is too much trouble.

    Ivan Zhidkov? That's fucking badass.

    Sounds like a James bond villain name

    SC2 : nexuscrawler.381
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    the hu-mans are dead
    i con-firm they are dead

    the hu-mans are dead
    sniff this one it's dead :whistle:

    the robo-boogie!

    binary soloooooo!

    0000001
    00000011
    0000001
    00000011
    0000001
    0000001
    0000001
    0000001

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    How about The Thing (Carepenter version)?

    Imagine a :^:, only giant and limed.

    like the Hulk giving a thumbs up?

    Ang Lee Hulk or Bill Bixby Hulk?

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    The Thing is a great movie, though I dunno if I really want that kind of desolation gracing my screen. I'll always remember crazy axe wielding wilford brimley. Even if he later commits a hate crime.

    How about The Shining? Desolation++

    Nightmare on Elm Street is good, too. The original.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.

    Well, how about movies like Night of the Creeps or maybe (the more recent) Slither?

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    the hu-mans are dead
    i con-firm they are dead

    the hu-mans are dead
    sniff this one it's dead :whistle:

    The distant future, the distant future! :D

    t Mike: It sounds like you landed a sweet gig. :^:

    So far. :)

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Who was it that didn't believe me when I said that the forums toe the line of pedophilia?
    D:

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Ivan Zhidkov? That's fucking badass.

    Sounds like a James bond villain name

    Incidentally, the name is Molokan.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Haphazard wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    How about The Thing (Carepenter version)?

    Imagine a :^:, only giant and limed.

    like the Hulk giving a thumbs up?

    Ang Lee Hulk or Bill Bixby Hulk?

    Comic book Hulk.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.
    You mean porn?

    Gim probably has some titles for you. :P

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    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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