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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Haphazard wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.

    Well, how about movies like Night of the Creeps or maybe (the more recent) Slither?

    Slither was awesome.

    Because it had Mal in it.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Hey, people, audiobooks. Any recommendations? I've only got 3.5 of twenty hours of driving filled.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.

    Well, how about movies like Night of the Creeps or maybe (the more recent) Slither?

    I own slither I love that movie.

    Bill Pardy: Hey Kylie, why don't you tell Ms. Grant that story 'bout how I saved you from that deer?
    Kylie Strutemyer: Oh yeah. Bill saved me from a deer.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.

    Well, how about movies like Night of the Creeps or maybe (the more recent) Slither?

    Slither was awesome.

    Because it had Mal in it.

    Yeah, and not just Nathan Fillion, no that was Mel!

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Church, you wouldn't happen to be an actor, would you? :P

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    t Jeffe: Slumber Party Massacre 2

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.
    You mean porn?

    Gim probably has some titles for you. :P
    Snuff films are the wrong kind of scary

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    Church, you wouldn't happen to be an actor, would you? :P

    No, I would not happen to be an actor. Why?

    Edit: Oh. I seem to share the name of one. Fancy that.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_rape#Media

    apparently, there is now live action la blue girl.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_rape#Media

    apparently, there is now live action la blue girl.

    Laughing sooo hard right now.
    Spoiler:

    :P

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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.
    You mean porn?

    Gim probably has some titles for you. :P
    Snuff films are the wrong kind of scary

    Was hinting at "monster cocks" etc.

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    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    Oh my god.

    Now I have to watch La Blue Girl just because of how utterly retarded it sounds.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
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  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    I hadn't noticed that.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    redx wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Other good Halloween movies:

    Anything cheesy involving topless chicks and ineptly-crafted monster effects.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_rape#Media

    apparently, there is now live action la blue girl.

    Yeah the topless chicks should really not be in the same scenes as the monsters, ideally.

    Though the scene in Jack Frost where the evil snowman tried to rape a chick in the bathtub wrapped around the spectrum across D: and straight into funny.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
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  • SamiSami Registered User
    GS don't do it.

    Just fucking trust me on this dog, and leave it be.

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    Oh my god.

    Now I have to watch La Blue Girl just because of how utterly retarded it sounds.
    It's basically horrible, the only person who liked it is Katchem_Ash. But only because he said he liked *everything*

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    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    Great, you told me not too.


    Now I really have too.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Aldo wrote: »
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    Oh my god.

    Now I have to watch La Blue Girl just because of how utterly retarded it sounds.
    It's basically horrible, the only person who liked it is Katchem_Ash. But only because he said he liked *everything*

    I've seen a couple clips. They're pretty much the exact opposite of alluring.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Yeah preteens getting raped and raping other preteens yeah not a movie you look for in a sane world.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    SUPER PENIS POWER THRUST 5000

    *swoosh*!

    AHHHHHHH!

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yeah preteens getting raped and raping other preteens yeah not a movie you look for in a sane world.

    There's a message about our world in there, but I can't seem to grasp it!

    Anyway, cartoon porn in general: Meh.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    I mean, pubic hair that turns into sharp needles?

    TO THE INTERNET!

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I was with a girl like that once gorilla, every guy should do it once I mean getting your face sliced by pubic hair is eye opening.

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  • SamiSami Registered User
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    I mean, pubic hair that turns into sharp needles?

    TO THE INTERNET!

    A clit that engorges to unimaginable proportions and then rapes people? Sign me up!

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
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  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I was with a girl like that once gorilla, every guy should do it once I mean getting your face sliced by pubic hair is eye opening.

    seriously. 3 days? Use freaking nair or something.

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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    Great, you told me not too.


    Now I really have too.
    Only one o, chief.

    I'm off to bed, good night [chat].

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    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I was with a girl like that once gorilla, every guy should do it once I mean getting your face sliced by pubic hair is laceration opening.

    Hehehe...

    Edit: Bye, Aldo.

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  • SamiSami Registered User
    redx wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I was with a girl like that once gorilla, every guy should do it once I mean getting your face sliced by pubic hair is eye opening.

    seriously. 3 days? Use freaking nair or something.

    Because nothing screams sex appeal like a chemical burn.

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Night aldo, don't get raped by burly italians.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    I mean getting your face sliced by pubic hair is eye opening.

    I see what you did there.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Hawky!

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    Sami wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I was with a girl like that once gorilla, every guy should do it once I mean getting your face sliced by pubic hair is eye opening.

    seriously. 3 days? Use freaking nair or something.

    Because nothing screams sex appeal like a chemical burn.

    meh. this forum(h/a really, but it doen't have the same ring, and the whole thing is really the same forum) has had many lengthy discussions about the removal of hair from just about every portion of the body.

    I'm of the opinion that reasonably safe products exist to solve the problem. No normal Nair, isn't one of them, clearly, but going into more detail, well doesn't work to well as a joke.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Well some hair down stairs is good if only for the look of it, ultimately it's whatever the woman prefers to keep, as it is her body I only rent it.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    I'm of the opinion that reasonably safe products exist to solve the problem. No normal Nair, isn't one of them, clearly, but going into more detail, well doesn't work to well as a joke.
    I used Nair. It wasn't so bad.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    There are times on these forums when it's very odd being a girl...

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
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    He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war

    I just wanted to use this quote.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Man, I'm glad I'm reading [chat] at work.

    Also, am I the only one that thinks minors complaining about getting an MIP ticket are retarded?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Nope, they rank right up there with speeders and people who don't wear seatbelts or have insurance bitching. You were breaking the law and got caught, suck it up jack ass.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    There are times on these forums when it's very odd being a girl...

    Crikey, why's that?

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