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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    All the good EB employees quit.

    The shitty ones are lifers.

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  • switzky21switzky21 __BANNED USERS
    All the good EB employees quit.

    The shitty ones are lifers.

    What if you get "fired" (i.e they stop giving you hours for months on end, then when you try to use your employee discount it doesn't work, no they did not fucking tell me)?

    I think the thing that clinched it was me telling a customer to die in a fire when he said he hadn't played Zelda.

    I didn't take the job very seriously.

    How about spending every minute of everyday in severe debilitating pain. Slowly being eaten alive from the inside out. Having your body die off and stop functioning entirely milimeter by milimeter. Then one day lapsing into a coma and suffering multi-organ failure.

    all set to the tune of yakkity sax
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Haha, that is some pretty poor salesmanship there, Switzky21.

    Fuck off and die.
  • switzky21switzky21 __BANNED USERS
    Yeah, but fuck it, it's EB.

    How about spending every minute of everyday in severe debilitating pain. Slowly being eaten alive from the inside out. Having your body die off and stop functioning entirely milimeter by milimeter. Then one day lapsing into a coma and suffering multi-organ failure.

    all set to the tune of yakkity sax
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    Or you're just a shitty employee.

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    hi i'd like to check on the status of my hellgate london preorder

    yeah, we're backordered by like, 3 weeks. it's not even in stores

    i just got back from the store, i bought the collectors edition, there were atleast 100 copies of the game on the shelves.

    no, it's backordered you wont find it in the stores.

    uuh... id like to cancel my order.

  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Or you're just a shitty employee.

    Seriously. I don't enjoy playing Zelda games and I hate it when people treat that as a crime.

    I'm just picturing him standing over some 6-year-old telling him that his taste in games sucks and that he should die while he cries and his mother looks on in horror.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Seriously. I don't enjoy playing Zelda games and I hate it when people treat that as a crime.



    It is a crime.




    get out of my sight.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Seriously. I don't enjoy playing Zelda games and I hate it when people treat that as a crime.



    It is a crime.




    get out of my sight.

    Hey, you're the toddler who is here to save the world right? Could you pick up my laundry from the store for me? Thanks.

    But really, I actually liked Link's Awakening a good bit and played through half of Link to the Past and enjoyed it before losing interest. The 3D ones I've watched people play and I really can't see myself enjoying the gameplay but I don't mind watching.

    I'm more of a platform guy than a Zelda guy when it comes to 2D. Or traditional turn-based RPGs. The closest thing I really enjoyed a lot that was like the 3D Zeldas was Kingdom Hearts.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Or you're just a shitty employee.

    Seriously. I don't enjoy playing Zelda games and I hate it when people treat that as a crime.

    I'm just picturing him standing over some 6-year-old telling him that his taste in games sucks and that he should die while he cries and his mother looks on in horror.

    Hey now, Link to the Past is probably my favorite game ever.

    I'm just saying, he shouldn't get indignant over getting fired after acting like he's a douche, and then writing it off as 'Oh, it was just EB.' Have some fucking pride in your work. Yeah it's a shit job, I know because I did it (well, Gamestop, anyway) but it's no excuse to be a dick. If it were a regular customer who knew he was just fucking with him, it'd be different, but that is shit service to joe shlub off the street.

  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    switzky21 wrote: »
    Yeah, but fuck it, it's EB.

    That's the way.

    Good luck on your next job, man. You'll probably never have to swallow your pride.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Yeah I've really got to go with Fugitive and Tiffany on this one.

    Not taking a job seriously has nothing to do with what you're being paid to do. Working somewhere like EB, or any other job is no reason not to approach that job with a professional attitude, and just proves what a self important shitstain you are.

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    switzky21 wrote: »
    All the good EB employees quit.

    The shitty ones are lifers.

    What if you get "fired" (i.e they stop giving you hours for months on end, then when you try to use your employee discount it doesn't work, no they did not fucking tell me)?

    I think the thing that clinched it was me telling a customer to die in a fire when he said he hadn't played Zelda.

    I didn't take the job very seriously.

    If this isn't a bullshit story tying to impress us then it's even more stupid. Getting fired is always bad at any level. You get a poor reputation and you end up with no references.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Yeah I've really got to go with Fugitive and Tiffany on this one.

    Not taking a job seriously has nothing to do with what you're being paid to do. Working somewhere like EB, or any other job is no reason not to approach that job with a professional attitude, and just proves what a self important shitstain you are.


    I'm Tiffany, aren't I?

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Yeah I've really got to go with Fugitive and Tiffany on this one.

    Not taking a job seriously has nothing to do with what you're being paid to do. Working somewhere like EB, or any other job is no reason not to approach that job with a professional attitude, and just proves what a self important shitstain you are.


    I'm Tiffany, aren't I?

    Why, you wanna be?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    So, nobody has commented on this yet? (spoilered for huge)
    Spoiler:
    Because when Sony's going to make a giant, killer ping-pongdroid in your honor you know you've made it.

    I'm disappointed it didn't come with a pink polo shirt. The Fruit Fucker makes up for it though. I like how it is so damn huge, one of the paddles is scraping the ceiling.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    switzky you really are a dumb little shit

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    (that has been established)

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    yeah well stating the obvious is kind of what I do okay

    it is my thing

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    that and being a chubchub

    but I like you anyway

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    skull man you have earned .5 <3s

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    ugh I hate this bonelich fucker

    I don't even understand what he wants

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